Tell The Wolves I'm home

Semi-hiatus

[limoncellolacroix]

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[isnt]

me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started

my brain: you cannot

me: why

my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile

me: i don’t see how-

my brain: cannot.

[capstellium]

male anger is so..... disgusting......

[capstellium]

like stop throwing shit and slamming doors and just go to therapy..... it’s not cute to make women around you afraid bc you’re mad about something......

[ewanmgregor-deactivated20191020]

another meme i won’t finish: [1/25] tv shows • derry girls 

it doesn’t matter that you’ve got that stupid accent or that your bits are different than my bits becuase being a derry girl, it’s a fucking state of mind. and you’re one of us.

[mashamorevna]

I have become something wonderful, she thought. I have become something terrible. 

Was she now a goddess or a monster? Perhaps neither. Perhaps both. 

(R.F. Kuang, The Poppy War)

[mashamorevna]

I have become something wonderful, she thought. I have become something terrible. 

Was she now a goddess or a monster? Perhaps neither. Perhaps both. 

(R.F. Kuang, The Poppy War)

[mashamorevna]

I have become something wonderful, she thought. I have become something terrible. 

Was she now a goddess or a monster? Perhaps neither. Perhaps both. 

(R.F. Kuang, The Poppy War)

[darlingod]

leave me like you do

[theincorrectbookquotes]

Mal needs to gtfo

[supersexybisexual]

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

[lightcomingthroughthedarkness]

Where/when did William confirm the breakup? I actually figured it was around then and it seemed amicable because he still follows her.

William is at a convention right now in Europe and he told fans that he and Eliza broke up during Christmas. It was a friendly break up. He did not know that Bob and Eliza had gotten married but he said that he is happy for them. Apparently, he got confused when some fan sent him some salty tweet about Eliza breaking up with him and marrying Bob. Since they had an amicable break up there was no need for the fandom drama.

Now, if we can drop the nonsense rumors that they cheated, it would be greatly appreciated.

[psyducked]

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

[pon-raul]

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

[nutsacktorturer]

stay the fuck away from me

[hardboiledoldman]

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

[ua86]

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

[youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea]

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

[pronounrespecter]

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

[fall-and-shadows]

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

[tyst-kampar]

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I want to spray this post with Lysol

[lilnasxvevo]

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

[mostlyireblogdudesfucking]

I reblog this every time I see it. Don’t be disgusting, wash your fucking HANDS.

[warmhappycat]

The bar is so low for men, holy shit.

[the-sapphic-raven]

the bar is on the ground and these chucklefucks have brought shovels

[peterstarkss]

bellarke fans tonight:

[s3xnoise]

are u ever simultaneously having a good time and on the verge of an extreme mental breakdown 

[viudanegraaa]

Not to be a bitter bitch or anything but fuck this fandom’s (& canon’s) treatment of both Sharon & Emily. Sharon isn’t in Infinity War & part of me feels like that’s because the reception to her in CACW was so fucking poor. Y'all love women if they don’t get in the way of ships, right? Emily didn’t deserve any of this shit. Anyway, I 👀 you lot & I don’t forget.

[kabaks]

imo every good mcu film centralizes interpersonal relationships and character development. every single one. the winter soldier, black panther and ragnarok are all fundamentally about confrontation/transformation, which is why they are–individually speaking–really good films. steve goes from national hero to criminal overnight, goes from trusting shield with his life to dismantling the shit out of it, goes from feeling like a lonely freak to opening up to sam and to natasha properly. thor is stripped of his confidence and his power and has to rebuild his own identity to boot while having to contend with his father’s fucked up legacy. the only reason he gets through it at all is because of the relationships he builds/repairs with valkyrie and bruce and loki. t’challa has to choose between isolationism and protection and responsibility, has to face his father’s words and deeds, has to atone for the mistakes of a man he’s idealized his whole life. the only reason he’s able to do this is because he has nakia and shuri and okoye and m’baku. this is why these films have substance! this is why they work so well just by themselves, this is why they fundamentally don’t belong in the mcu because the rest of the franchise is so obsessed with showy set pieces that don’t mean anything. like they just don’t have the necessary emotional/relational stakes baked into them to make them compelling. that’s my 2 cents