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100% on Tweeks side in the Wonder Tweek/Super Craig break up btw

Like Craig is literally second only to Cartman in prominence and Tweek gets one movie that he has to share with Craig in Japan only. Like I'm sure he's in most of Craig's movies and CAF's and if they're trying to be the MCU hes probably the Bucky to his Captain America or even like Clint or Natasha who are important without main titles but still damn he got done dirty

#I assume dr timothy was created after the split but iron maiden was a thing and timmy got nothing so his role makes sense #token also suffers from an late introduction #scott had one but he should just be happy he got to be there #sp creek #sp tfbw #tweek tweak #south park #craig tucker

I truly believe all four of the main south park boys are bisexual but in vastly different ways

#none of them are fully straight or gay sorry #butters is mostly straight but I will grant him his canon given right to be bi-curious #rest of the main-ish boys are straight except tweek and craig who are gay #the girls are harder but all of the main clique like boys at the very least #south park

Despite the obvious fact that south park does not have or even attempt to have its characters be anywhere near age accurate with them acting like a mix of 6 and 14 most of the time, I do have to admit that the difference between early, middle, and later south park is actually pretty good representation of what it is like to go from 8 to 9 to 10 years old. Like those are the two years in which most people lose their childhood nativity and gain an individual world view. 4th grade is sort of a training ground to transition into your new self and I think they portray that well (sometimes obviously lol)

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This being the origin of he would not fucking say that is funny to me bc he would absolutely fucking say that. Would he mean it? No but I can think up about a thousand different senerios where he answers like that. Like if he thought that using any pronouns means you can use any bathroom, or he wants to claim something applies to him that uses different pronouns (like say Garrison wrote a letter of recommendation for wendy that he stole). Its actually a pretty useful technique to get around somethings while still getting to keep his actual pronouns plus he pretends to be a girl all the time so I don't think he'd have a problem with the implication. It seems like a loophole he would absolutely try to exploit. In fact I don't think there is a single combination of words on earth that eric cartman wouldn't say.

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So now I'm thinking about who in the 4th grade would actually be least likely to say that. My first instinct is butters bc he has the most toxic masculinity but that not taking in mind the fact that he can be tricked or forced into saying anything so if cartman decides that all pronouns is a good idea he fould easily get butters into the movement. Ruling out stan bc hes the only we've seen expirence any kind of gender confusion and while I definitely see him as a cis boy I also see him as the least attached to and confident in that fact. Kenny you can also pretty much get to do anything with the right motivation so just tell him that chicks dig genderfuild guys plus they basically use all pronouns for princess kenny. Then wendy I'm ruling out bc I can see her doing it to prove a point either about the ridiculousness of gender in society or to mess with cartman. Craig was another strong contender bc he's a boring gay misogynist thats very boy BUT he can be quite the trend follower sometimes so again if cartman starts that trend I can see him being an adopter. Most other characters are pretty strongly defined by their gender (especially the girls) but they are all big trend follower (tolkien is the only possible stand out I can see.) Which leaves us with kyle. He is very boy and likes it without having the insecurity about his masculinity that some of the others have. He's the least likely to say something he doesn't mean as well. While he can occasionally lie he would never try to exploit something he doesn't belong to. He would call this hypothetical trend offensive instead of joining. And while not hyper woke or anything he is the only one (besides wendy) I can see answering that question correctly without confusion by saying he/him.

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#kyle broflovski #south park

This being the origin of he would not fucking say that is funny to me bc he would absolutely fucking say that. Would he mean it? No but I can think up about a thousand different senerios where he answers like that. Like if he thought that using any pronouns means you can use any bathroom, or he wants to claim something applies to him that uses different pronouns (like say Garrison wrote a letter of recommendation for wendy that he stole). Its actually a pretty useful technique to get around somethings while still getting to keep his actual pronouns plus he pretends to be a girl all the time so I don't think he'd have a problem with the implication. It seems like a loophole he would absolutely try to exploit. In fact I don't think there is a single combination of words on earth that eric cartman wouldn't say.