is that salt or cocaine

Yo I'm Paula I be reppin' the hood of Twoson. In my spare time I enjoy long walks in the middle of the night around Burglin Park to pick up coke and weed, beating up children, and not stripping. I am not a fucking stripper goddammit. Jesus. Kuma is my yuri 4ever<3 I honeymooned in Rack City wit Ness<3 i hate jeff i hate jeff so fucking much

[wyrdwulf]

An older lady was staring at me as I took these pics but I

[call-life-arlelt]

thomas was never touched like this before. He felt his wheels getting weak.

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hemorrloid replied to your post: hemorrloid replied to your post: hemorrloid...

Why are so many people dying anyway

we have a cereal killer on our hands

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hemorrloid replied to your post: hemorrloid replied to your post: hemorrloid...

hey don’t worry teddy died later and that’s all that matters

RIP strong hot man

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  get off my post murderer

[checkoutmy2x4]

but i didnt kill her?

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thats exactly what a weed killer would say…..suspicious……

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hemorrloid replied to your post: hemorrloid replied to your post: hemorrloid...

we do not talk about the dark days

shit. uh. *awkwardly puts arms around u* at least you tried. you tried really hard and thats all that matters

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  get off my post murderer

[checkoutmy2x4]

but i didnt kill her?

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thats exactly what a weed killer would say.....suspicious......

[checkoutmy2x4]

headcanon: flint is a REAL girl gamer

[wintersgenius-deactivated201507]

Great news!

Not only do I feel that I am Saturn-kin, but upon meditating, I have discovered I share my body with the soul of a Gyroid.

They’re helpful and kind, and I feel I connect to them, so sometimes I - 

GOOD EVENING - WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE BELLS TO THE BRIDGE FUND? EVEN ONE BELL WOULD HELP, MY GOOD FRIEND!

[stripperpolestar]

do you pick new personalities out of your gayass hat but accidentally drop the hat and spill them all over the floor and end up choosing all of them

[wintersgenius-deactivated201507]

HOW DARE YOU INVALIDATE MY IDENTITY!!!!!

I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING - 

IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A SHOVEL AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, FEEL FREE, MY DEAR BITCH

[stripperpolestar]

that's cool i'll just put you back in the dirt where u came from so u cna suffocate to death

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yea but have you seen his stomach

[jeff-slutdonuts-deactivated2015]

That was while he was mpreg

and then Ninten shot it.

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#not like i really wanted it #but it made for an interesting court case

wow that s kind of

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  THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHAT THE FUCK

DID SHE FORGET TO PUT OUT A BLUNT AGAIN AND SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE I TOLD HER ABOUT THAT FUCK

[checkoutmy2x4]

yeah

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[jeffy-andonuts]

i actually find the closet to be pretty peaceful in times of distress

then i realize that tony’s underwear are in there and it gives me a new reason to cry

[jeff-slutdonuts-deactivated2015]

does he wear panties? (ﾟ∀ﾟ)

[classic-tony]

No I do not.

[jeff-slutdonuts-deactivated2015]

I think you’d look great in them, with that thick ass of yours.

[stripperpolestar]

his butt is flatter than a pancake

[jeff-slutdonuts-deactivated2015]

Have you seen Tony’s ass?

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yea but have you seen his stomach

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cant believe i found the still burning weed wreckage of GILF’s weed mansion. rest in pieces your High-ness…………

[checkoutmy2x4]

she will be missed

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get off my post murderer

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hemorrloid replied to your post: hemorrloid replied to your post: hemorrloid...

I’M TERRIFIED NOW

man fuck you! u got the easy way out in ur lame-ass game....got ur ass replaced by teddy..........smh......

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hemorrloid replied to your post: hemorrloid replied to your post: “hemorrloid...

That’s not my only one though, he’d likely do to me what he did to Claus but woRSE……..

nah! we'll dye your hair blonde and he'll think you're jeff so he'll treat you right ;-)

maybe he'll even go All The Way with you (by that i mean transplant ur soul into an unstable robot millions of years in the past)

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cant believe i found the still burning weed wreckage of GILF's weed mansion. rest in pieces your High-ness............

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hemorrloid replied to your post: “hemorrloid replied to your post: hemorrloid replied to your post:...”:

BUT PORKY IS ANNOYING............

so your only objection to robotic arms is that porky is annoying...interesting......

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Did everyone go to a drug party and OD w/o me

[wintersgenius-deactivated201507]

Jeff and I married Flint uwu

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who the fuck fucking cares you shitty fucking idiot

[checkoutmy2x4]

i care

also your supplier, queen mary, is dead

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THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHAT THE FUCK

DID SHE FORGET TO PUT OUT A BLUNT AGAIN AND SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE I TOLD HER ABOUT THAT FUCK

[jeff-slutdonuts-deactivated2015]

Yeah.

But the fire resulted in burning some prime weed.

I was like 5x stoned that day

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