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Remus: What happens when Tonks realizes she was wrong about me the entire time? She’s just gonna run away.

Sirius: I would never run away from you.

Remus:

Sirius: But if I did, I would run way faster than Nymphadora.

Remus:

Sirius: Because she’s slow, and I’m fast.

#wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #harry potter #nymphadora tonks #new girl #schmidt x cece

me, a dumb virgin who has to write a sex scene: so like...do you like...switch positions...?

my promiscuous best friend: i mean, yeah

me: like...aggressively??? or like...soft...

my best friend: sometimes i prefer aggressive so i guess

me: consentual aggression tho right

my best friend: of course, always make sure to emphasize its consentual

my written sex scene: AND THEN HE CONSENTUALLY SLAMMED HER BODY FACE FIRST INTO THE WALL AND PUT HIS WIENER INTO HER CONSENTUALLY AND THEY ENJOYED IT CONSENTUALLY

#sadly a true story #this has been in my drafts #this happened in high school #still a virgin tho we love jesus #yes i published that writing #deleted the story tho thank god

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SPOOKY SEASON BABY! ariana halloween layouts. like or c) @gabiehits.

headers c) @iconicos, @cutestedits

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I love one (1) tired barista

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reblog for robert manion’s siren noises

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The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (2018)

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SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA

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Emma: Professor, look, it's the good kush

Hidgens: This is the dollar store, how good can it be

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Headcanon that in the new good future where Marty McFly never has his accident, he does become a famous musician, while still going on time travel adventures with Doc, and then when the internet comes along, people on forums and message boards start discovering and posting photos of people in the past who look eerily like famous rock star Marty McFly, and as time goes on, “Marty McFly is a time traveller” becomes one of the biggest and most long running memes on the internet.

When Doc finds out he freaks out and panicks and makes blog posts (because of COURSE Doc runs a blog) talking about how UTTERLY RIDICULOUS the idea of a time travelling rock star is, which the internet finds hilarious and only makes the meme spread more.

Marty meanwhile thinks the whole thing is the funniest thing ever and is just wheezing at every new forum or jokey article about it, and directly addresses the meme in interviews, bringing up this “crazy conspiracy” that people have, until eventually he can just say things like “well of course I am a time traveller” or “oh you like my hat? Thank you I got it in the 1910s”, and people just crack up, and Marty cracks up too because no-one realises that he’s not even lying.

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When Marty starts doing this Doc’s blog posts get even more annoyed and passive aggressive, saying things like “even if time travel WAS possible, a SENSIBLE time traveller would KEEP OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE and not just TELL EVERYONE LIVE ON TV”

Eventually a secondary meme starts up where people start joking “Doctor Emmett Brown is a time traveller himself and that’s why he’s so worked up about it” and Doc very nearly just deletes his blog and throws his computer in a skip.