Incorrect Quotes From Hatchetfield

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I’m an incorrect quotes blog at just over 1.3k, how did you get so popular so quick? It’s really impressive, so I guess I just wanted to congratulate you!!!

honestly i wish i could tell you!! i suppose its because we started back when tgwdlm was getting really popular on tumblr, and a lot of people followed us just out of the desire for content. then again, we posted inconsistently and are still gaining followers despite having been inactive for the last 6 months, so im not sure. just good luck, i guess? thank you for the kind words though!!

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Ted: So I woke up this morning covered in dirt. Turns out my roommates tried to bury me last night. I was sleeping too heavy apparently, so they thought i was dead. Really guys, you go straight to burying me? Ugh, whatever. Anyway, this is my coming out video I’m gay

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Hidgens: Does anyone know who Sappho is?

Emma: She's the OG lesbian.

Hidgens, writing "the OG lesbian" on a whiteboard: EXACTLY

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Just Do Coke

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Emma is online!

send her some asks!

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Ted: Who do you think is the OG of furry bait

Paul: Uh. Anubis

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Mr Davidson: Can we talk about the company-wide email you sent out

Ted: It was a critical update

Mr Davidson: It just says "i'm back on my bullshit"

Ted: People need to know

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Paul: What's wrong?

Ted: If I do the Borat voice once more, I'll be getting a divorce

Paul: And who told you that?

Ted: *tearfully clears throat*

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Zoey: here's *taps camera* the motherfuckin *taps camera* TEA

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hidgens: i've never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me i probably don't have any bones

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Sam: Hey Charlotte, are you from Tennessee?

Sam: Cause you’re like a four at best.

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Emma: I really do love working here, it's just- we all have a lot of laughs

Emma: Fuck off Nora, I'm not going to your fucking baby shower

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Emma: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Hidgens: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Ted: Smad.

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Emma: Professor, look, it's the good kush

Hidgens: This is the dollar store, how good can it be

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Emma, crawling into a dryer: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to my dream of a pot farm and THIS is the thanks I get??

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is there a way to watch the stream at all now that its over ?

No, I’m sorry to say! It was just a rabbit stream, though, so you didn’t miss a lot! :) 

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Paul: Why are you drinking coffee at 10 pm?

Emma: Time is an illusion. Once you realize that, you can transcend and live in bliss.

Emma: -takes a sip-

Emma: Also I have a 10 page paper due tomorrow and I haven’t started it yet.

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Charlotte: -starts crying-

Bill: What’s wrong?

Charlotte: This is just something that happens.