time traveler from the dirt :)

~ she/her ~ 18 ~ strngwrm as in stringworm ~

[strngwrm]

[darryscrow]

darry doesn't smoke it bc something always goes wrong when he does

[umbrellagoaway]

do they smoke weed?

[darryscrow]

Yes, actually.

[strngwrm]

you mean he isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

[nutsackx]

pretty sure this one WAS posted here but it’s too much of a gem to lose

[stewdoesthings]

January 5th 1967. Happy 20th birthday, Darrel Shaynne Curtis jr. I hope nothing sad happens to you today.

[strngwrm]

ao3, baby, are you okay? can i get you some soup?

[strngwrm]

every time ao3 goes down i think back to the ddos attack and just... sit in silence as i fall apart a little

[ryzomeriseup]

In light of the upcoming holiday, remember it is cool and sexy to murder politicians.

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

[strngwrm]

does the phoenix witch is gay?

[strngwrm]

go witchfuck yourself.

[strngwrm]

if you replace the 'f' in the witchfucker wednesday acronym with an 'l', it becomes 'wlw' and i think that's pretty neat

[strngwrm]

a girl will really listen to music with the audio quality of actual dirt and tell you it's the greatest thing she's ever heard

[strngwrm]

pov: it's wednesday and you're the phoenix witch

[strngwrm]

me going to see jersey boys:

this is so my chemical romance coded

[killjoynest]

sorry for ditching mid-date to try my luck with the Witch do you still think im hot

[foolscapper]

I was originally going to have this comic split into two posts, but I figured why not try to cram it all into one instead?? I'll probably leave the other one up with 'part 1' only, but here's your FULL version, done at long last...! I'm sorry it took so long to get out there, but I'm happy with how it turned out beyond a few awkwardly changing styles from the breaks I took for vacation...! I just love these little dorks and wish we had more prologue/prequel stuff about them... Alas, we make our own!

Please reblog, comment, or like if you enjoyed (if you feel so generous!) and here's to more fun stuff in the future. ♥

[strngwrm]

ao3 i am holding your hair back as you vomit, i am cooking toast with butter on it for you, i am calling the doctor's office, i am spoon feeding to you the liquid tylenol that's supposed to taste like cherries, i am giving you a cold compress for your forehead, i am rubbing your back while you cry. it will be okay babygirl. i'm here for you. the doctors are on their way now. just hang in there.