What is this, I don't even...

[yammmmmmmmie]

the protomen is like five different people simultaneously going ‘well if no one ELSE is gonna save the city then I GUESS I have to 🙄🙄’ and maybe if they could just COORDINATE they wouldn’t keep dying to the SAME FUCKINT GUY

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[republicanidiots]

March 15 AM: heading to the Senate

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

skyrim is really like “do you want to side with the rotting and corrupt empire or the ethnonationalists”

[maxknightley]

american politics simulator 2020

[testosteronetwunk]

american politics simulator 2024

[lord-momonga]

*September 1st on Tumblr*

[lord-momonga]

You can only reblog this once a year

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

you're a feminist? name every woman

[sapphirewlw]

chaka khan

[strobelightdiscoball]

Happy Women's History Month

[ashisafriedpickle]

I love vampire the masquerade- taking no bullshit frfr

[animentality]

Shakespeare was literally the dick pussy fart joke man.

[kaijufluffs]

...THE MAN INVENTED THE 'I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER' JOKE.

[tinstol-archive]

The writers strike could impact your favorite show! A season might get cut in half causing the writers to send the main character to hell instead of saving him. He might have to be rescued by an angel the next season, whom he will have a homoerotic relationship with over the next ten years, shaping the culture of some blue website and changing the way people receive world news for years to come!

[digimentals]

digimanga / digivice

[charlesoberonn]

Me after being offline for more than 30 minutes.

[veryfunnymemes]

[aromoji]

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

[queenophydea]

[aromoji]

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

Finally Tumblr can do math

[avatar-of-the-vast]

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

[acesian]

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

[queenophydea]

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

[yorksilk]

[quecksilvereyes]

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

[the-dracologist]

This post is pushing me to the limit

[endgameexecutor]

[tryanmybest]

[berkeleygirl3]

Friendly reminder🦃

[thebelchers]

[guerrillatech]

[raccooninapartyhat]

baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!

[loremipsumflotsamandjetsam]

[straightboyfriend]

how do you remember all the recipes at starbucks? is it hard

rat under my starbucks hat does it for me

[straightboyfriend]