strobe town square

our letter bees, they bring news. news you read posted on the town board. our letter bees, they heard things. things that weren't supposed to be heard. our letter bees they spread words and gossips. we wonder what they say about you?

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If I have sex with Yifan will I get an A+ in his class?

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pansexual is a thing, look it up

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I thought Min is gay but she's getting fucked by Hyunki?

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"“I can swim!” Yoongi argued with a tiny stomp, crossing his arms over his chest, although the water wings were too puffy to efficiently convey his protest." yoongi is so cute lel

Lil Yoongi is indeed cute and adorable.

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heard goth/emo kid is back

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why must u make a mockery of me

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why haven't any ladies come to me yet

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[ joke voice ] jaeho is the casanova of strobe!!!

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love me love me say that you love me

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Am I not pretty enough? Is my heart too broken? Why is no one wanting me? ;-; Is it because I am a male? Am I not interesting enough for someone to love me? IS IT BECAUSE I HAVE A CHILD?

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You find an article on a handsome man on the back of the ad you ripped out but you already threw away the paper, darn it! Better go get another copy to learn his name and figure out how he got such a cute nick-name from his coworkers. Maybe you can find him if you go to Toori? Oh, what bad luck you have!  But word has it that you might be able to contact him here!

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STOP SPREADING LIES

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* ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇ !

Whoever attached Kim Taehyung’s supernatural activities equipment to the roof of Strobe University is advised to come forward and remove them immediately. Return these items to the owner to avoid more serious consequences. 

Due to repeated offenses, any further abuse to Kim’s belongings or self will not be tolerated.

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Wu Yifan and his student Luhan seen together at Il Sole. Photographed by Jung Yeonkyu’s IPhone 5 and taken from his Twitter.

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* ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡs !

Local professor, So Jisub, was seen with a younger individual this morning at 09:34. The two were sharing an intimate moment at Kochi River Park, and So was allegedly purchasing something expensive for his companion. While the latter is unidentified, some witnesses named the male as Min Yoongi, a second year student of So. Their relationship is unconfirmed, but our team interviewed a few resources for further information.

Lee Honggi, Min's older brother, showed no signs of concern. “He’s usually friendly with everyone,” said Lee. “I’m sure it’s nothing.” 

Another close friend of Min Yoongi, Shinonome Seiji, had mirrored sentiments. “Yoongi isn’t the type,” the fruit vendor promised through laughter.

None of So’s friends could be found for further questioning.

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jisub's a daddy