The friendliest German

will sometimes rp as Rudol von Stroheim or Fritz von Stroheim

[jjbaconsumedmysoul]

La Squadra faked all their deaths as an April Fools joke pass it on

[stroheim-von]

Stop fucking denying it

[abri-chan]

I’m in denial Stroheim died. He’s an immortal cyborg to me.

[stroheim-von]

He died with his German brothers

[jjbaconsumedmysoul]

La Squadra faked all their deaths as an April Fools joke pass it on

[stroheim-von]

Stop fucking denying it

[fem-narancia-deactivated2020041]

>:0 WHAT

[stroheim-von]

They died

[jjbaconsumedmysoul]

La Squadra faked all their deaths as an April Fools joke pass it on

[stroheim-von]

Stop fucking denying it

[josephjoestarssearchhistory]

HOW DO I MAKE SURE THAT DIO NEVER TAKES MY PHONE AGAIN

[stroheim-von]

UV lights

[josephjoestarssearchhistory]

You know how well that worked out with Kars.

[stroheim-von]

Well he was a pillar man

[josephjoestarssearchhistory]

HOW DO I MAKE SURE THAT DIO NEVER TAKES MY PHONE AGAIN

[stroheim-von]

UV lights

[josephjoestarssearchhistory]

✍ Stroheim

did i nail it? @stroheim-von

[stroheim-von]

[dailycio]

Do you still need surgery if you are 80% machine

Why do you ask?

[stroheim-von]

You better stay away from my organs then

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[sleepneep]

never TE OLG9 DO FATS

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[pikachucastiel-deactivated20220]

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[prinxieties]

I got Donald Duck wtf

[thekatqueen23]

Boop

[ghostswithoutjournals]

whoah???

[fallington-ashes]

I got a sparkly man with changing backgrounds; flowers/nature, and rainbows. 

[whomstved-yallaintve]

I’m curious

[buffmanovargas]

SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[done-with-your-bs]

It’s…still just an egg…

[trapsuprxme]

I-

Wow that egg really hates British people doesn’t it?

[entropicboyhaver-deactivated202]

I got a really gay Nick Cage, like mega rainbow sparkly, and its just him in a white suit.

[jojoshitpostbot]

hey guys im Stroheim welcome to my minecraft playthrough

[stroheim-von]

Broke:Fuck Anime colors

Woke: we should be happy The anime something new

[jojoshitpostbot]

jojo episode 42069: Giorno’s BATTLE AGAINST THE flat dildo!!!

[stroheim-von]

@shadowdiosearchhistory

[criesinlasquadra-deactivated201]

REBLOG IF YOU’RE MAD ABOUT BLONDE TIZIANO AND WANTED WHITE

[jojoshitpostbot]

Giorno’s puppetussy????

[stroheim-von]

@shadowdiosearchhistory

[criesinlasquadra-deactivated201]

♫ + Sale x Zucchero

Two idiots in denial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hjdC8-jbw

[stroheim-von]

@sales-arts-and-crafts

[sales-arts-and-crafts]

All right so we all know Illuso is the son of Steely Dan but what about this Vittorio is the son of Devo the cursed

I vote big yes. Devo already knows how to take care of small, nasty, rat-like, sharp-object-wielding creachers.

Though I suppose you should ask Vittorio himself?

[stroheim-von]

@occasional-squadra-di-narcotici

[coollyinterferes]

Come on Speedwagoooooooon All we want is some Information

“And… what kind of information is that what you want, exactly?”

@stroheim-von

[stroheim-von]

Everything about vampires