[dylanisnotapickle]

“I don’t want to.”

[cafffine]

What the hap is fuckening

[theanimalmemes]

[deep-sexts]

follow for sexual texts

[relatable-memes]

[therelatableimages]

sexual and couples posts here!

[alwaysbewoke]

[khaleejiho-deactivated20170808]

me: these conspiracy theories about Zayn coming back are so annoying, HE IS NOT COMING BACK

also me:

[strong-minded-individual]

Throwback to 5sos last month

[5sosvineaf]

“stop playing thunderstruck” “but I wore my acdc shirt”

[isyourcomputeratorrunning]

[cuddlysex]

FUCK

[tattedlittleliars-deactivated20]

My favorite thing is the fact that she goes “oh I got it” and takes off her jacket THEN BANG. GUNSHOW. FUCK OFF LITTLE MAN.

[lazy-resi-deactivated20160602]

😍

[calumthenewbass]

2014: she looks so perfect

2015: she’s kinda hot

2016: she’s okay

2017: i think i like guys

[madqueenalanna]

bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight

also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual

better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore

that’s how this works right

[bettyblackbent]

In between breaths we are all dead.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

well that last comment was damn poetic

[malumqueen]

this is the cutest malum moment ever

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[dyamirityofthelord-blog]

okay my teacher wanted a story that’s gonna shock him

so i wrote him a cute little story about a couple fletcher and mia falling in love

and the last sentences of story are

“so… what is your full name? i mean what is mia short for?”

“michael”

because my teacher is kinda homophobic, i am gonna force him into enjoying a fluffy love story with no gender pronouns and well what a shame you liked a story about a gay couple sorry man

[bonepoem]

don’t even apologize

[moanlucas-deactivated20160330]

does reid ever date jj or get a girlfriend on criminal minds bc he’s so small and awhhh

[nirvana-hemmings-deactivated201]

REID IS THE SWEETEST LITTLE THING IM SO IN LOVE

[bodyglitter]

2011: …. 2012: mr. x 2013: …. 2014: ….. 2015: zayn leaves, seaworld fights harry, louis fights shahid, zayn drops the no type cover, zayn fights and drops shahid after he leaks the video, zayn attends fashion week, louis gonna be a father???, louis on maury (date to be announced), etc etc etc

[wasteofspacex]

Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me

“Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing is, you keep running back to him and he gets off on it. He knows he’s gonna have you coming back to him. Why not give him three days and make him realize, oh shit it’s serious, I’m really losing her!” “What if he doesn’t even come back?” “Then why would you wanna be with someone that doesn’t want you? Why would you wanna be with someone like that?”

[jjsinterlude]

There you go.