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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
shark vs the universe
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if i look back, i am lost
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up
My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”
Listen to "Mr Perfectly Fine" (From The Vault) by Taylor Swift
ron was going to be spiders. he just was.
god just saw i forgot to put in the last one
I lost it at dipping Hermione in hot sauce.
Slav pronouncing US states
north and south dAhkotah
Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES
@norageonlypancakes
Petition to make these the official pronunciations
Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak
Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength
THE GUY AT THE END
Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.
Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down.
Don’t forget absurd back flexibility
“Ballet is a really hard dance to master.”
Slavic dancing: “Hold my beer.”
My thighs are burning just watching.
Big dick energy ballet
Don't kill yourself, please.
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
You just saved mine.
if the heavens ever did speak she’s the last true mouthpiece every sunday’s getting more bleak a fresh poison each week
unrealitycw have a Super Gay version of take me to church
#i PROMISE its been too long since you’ve listened to this cover #i dont care if you listened to it five minutes ago its been too long
one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying
foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent
background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off
also
This will never get old.
Kinda works
i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂
I had a dream about a version of Snow White where she’s actually like 12 and the dwarves basically adopted her it was basically Snow White and Her 7 Short Dads
When she got poisoned by the Queen the dwarves all gave her one last kiss on the forehead to say goodbye before her funeral and that was the true love’s kiss she needed to wake up, because her dads all loved her very much
Anyway Snow White is public domain so there’s literally nothing stopping me from publishing this
This is the best enterpritation of Snow White I’ve ever heard next to the vampire one.
Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay
This is the quality content I live for
This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball
i had to look up the monocle republican and i was not disappointed
hot take
I like how everybody is paired off haha
#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey
I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.
Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:
all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing.
[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.
so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.
Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance
#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless
=DDD
NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back
Hockey players, hugging: Got it.
call me boring and vanilla but i lov… romantic relationships built on friendships
Never forget these harmonies (+)
sun signs as john mulaney quotes
aries, “it’s perfume.”
taurus, “i’ll keep all my emotions right here. and then one day i’ll die.”
gemini, “we put in seven dollars and selected twenty-one plays of tom jones’s what’s new pussycat.”
cancer, “i’ve been nervous for thirty-five years.”
leo, “no! that’s the thing i’m sensitive about!”
virgo, “my vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup into my lap and i’ll apologize to you.”
libra, “you have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.”
scorpio, “because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.”
sagittarius, “everyone get out of my way! i just want to sit here and feed my birds.”
capricorn, “i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian.”
aquarius, “hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?”
pisces, “in terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”
“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski
I wish I could watch the office again for the first time
