Hey

[guy-who-exists]

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

Actual footage of me throwing up in the bathroom at a party.

[j-velle]

[xenolithia]

How do I delete the internet?

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

😣😣😣😣

[onlytwitterpics]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

[majere636]

The Purge: Season’s Greetings.

[ithelpstodream]

[lopmon]

[autohaste]

But remember, she landed just fine and so will you.

[mofohngo]

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

Incredible

[flutterbyesandpollywogs]

AAAAAAGH WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR THIS PUN TO CROSS MY PATH?

[lotad]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[durbikins]

i pirate movies by reading the synopsis then subconsciously have the movie play out in my dreams when i sleep. untraceable. hollywood can’t stop me.

[domesticsharthair]

Saw a post earlier about how science diagrams look like shitposts and immediately thought of this

[hijerking]

D I S R E S P E C T   Y O U R   S U R R O U N D I N G S

[manhub]

[adifags]

gay culture is understanding this

[uffys-deactivated20241210]

No offence but oh my god

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

[plasmalogical]

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you