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Hi there! I'm @radiojamming and I love mummies a lot. So much so that I decided in honor of the @hollowtones post that's haunted me for months, I decided to start the Strong as Fuck Mummy Tournament to see which mummy is considered the strongest (as fuck).
The winner will be forever known in academic and non-academic circles as the official Strong As Fuck Mummy, and will win the coveted Lombardo Trophy, named after the best mummy ever.
So there might be more questions! Liiiiike:
How are the mummies picked?
They're chosen because I remember they exist, pretty much. This is a for funsies poll, but I do consider things like what mummies have in common with others and what would be the funniest match-up.
Where are the Egyptian mummies?
Not here! There are so many Egyptian mummies that they could have their own poll all to themselves. This poll is about the unsung heroes of the preservation world! And especially for the mummies that didn't actually mean to get mummified.
How come you didn't include [insert mummy here]?
Great question! I might have thought about [insert mummy here] and either vetted them out because I didn't think they fit in the match-up, or maybe I don't know [insert mummy here] even exists! I know a lot of mummies, but not all of them despite my best efforts! Also, I decided not to include child mummies just because something about that makes me feel kind of itchy.
How did you come up with this poll?
I love mummies so much. They are the coolest. I want people to also think mummies are cool and not scary. Therefore, we must vote on the coolest and strongest mummy. This is the way to teach the world what I know to be true.
Something something respecting the dead???
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Who's your favorite mummy?
John "Jartnell" Hartnell, thank you very much.