[strongtoothed-blog]

I’m looking everywhere for my sunny muse lmaooooo  I might take a hiatus idk man

[strongtoothed-blog]

I’m here I promise, my muse for Sunny is just kinda....... meh.

[unfortunatepodcast-blog]

INTRODUCING UNFORTUNATE PODCAST

Dear listener, the audio of Unfortunate Podcast is anything but pleasant nonexistant at the moment. We’re looking for people to help bring it to life. Whether you’re an experienced voice actor or just want to try it out,  we urge you to audition. 

Unfortunate Podcast is an audio-based fanseries* detailing the teenage lives of asoue’s adults at Prufrock Preparatory School. 

                         TAKE A LOOK   AUDITION  INQUIRE

*Unfortunate Podcast is in no way affilliated with Daniel Handler (or Lemony Snicket), Dreamworks, Netflix, etc. It is entirely fan-made and not for profit. 

[askadultgaryoak]

Send me "👂" if you hear my character's voice in my writing!

[strongtoothed-blog]

Hey you! Yes, YOU ! Do you like happy children leading happy, fortunate lives?  If you said yes, then this blog is DEFINITELY NOT for you! 

Meet Sunny Baudelaire, a most unfortunate infant with a most unfortunate life. When shes not on the run from a TERRIBLY HORRIBLE man, she’s gnawing on any object she deems fit to put in her mouth.

If you’re interested in interacting with this sharp-toothed sassmaster, please don’t hesitate  to like / reblog this post!

[strongtoothed-blog]

efflooor:

              An affectionate smile often lives on the eldest daughter’s lips when in the presence of the youngest. “I suppose that’s too bad, Sunny.” Is spoken with a playfulness in her tone, and she bends to pick up the child, sitting her on the sofa that she was just previously trying to get under. Not a fan of spiders, she hadn’t seen the little one’s target. “What were you trying to reach ? ”

❛ Spahtoutou! Deverie? ❜  She remarks with a sigh- clearly disappointed in her failure to reach the small creature. She’d been quite looking forward to giving it a gander- but she supposes playing with Violet will be just as entertaining. What the child means to say is “ I saw an awfully nice looking spider and I wanted to challenge it to a biting contest. I know i’d win but it’s nice to have competition every once in a while. Don’t you agree? ” 

[strongtoothed-blog]

Chubby ♡ He / him please.

[strongtoothed-blog]

allhumans:

     he tried to SMILE, but that little figurine simply made klaus think of the brief, BEAUTIFUL life they’d had with uncle monty.   “it’s great, sunny.”   he held the smooth granite in his hand, and he held her small FINGERS in his other palm.   “––––––––––  do you MISS your friend?” 

❛ Ba !  ❜  She nods her head in a form of confirmation, tiny hand squeezing at his( much larger ) one. She means to say that she indeed misses the Incredibly Deadly Viper, and Uncle Monty as well. He’d been an excellent guardian to the three of them, and had given Sunny plenty of things to chew on. She knows Klaus misses him too- they all do. 

[strongtoothed-blog]

unfortunateguardian:

Count Olaf’s upper lip curls in disgust the moment Sunny utters a single word, annoyance already evident in his features. Fortunately for him, he hadn’t cared to try and learn Sunny’s language – not without her blatantly saying what short legible phrases an infant like her could actually utter at her age anyway, and her siblings weren’t around to translate.

“I hardly understand you and you’re already getting on my nerves. Ugh.” He groans in annoyance. Stepping beyond a boundary he probably shouldn’t have, the wretched man leans over to pick Sunny up by the back of her shirt, holding her up to his face, quite a ways up from the ground, with a glare. 

“Listen here, you hairless lemur. I don’t necessarily need you to gain your precious fortune but if you value your life at all, you’ll do exactly as I say, when I say or ELSE.” He growls threateningly.

DISSATISFIED with the rough way she’s being handled ( though being handled by this man in any way gentle or not is bound to be unpleasant ), Sunny wastes no time in sinking her teeth into whatever part of the count is nearest her mouth. In this case, it’s his nose. Though she hates him, she still reminds herself to be gentle when chomping down on the facial appendage. Anything she bites off she CHEWS, and she does not want any part of him in her mouth longer than it has to be- the tip of his nose included. 

[keepaer-deactivated20200806]

      ❛   what  sharp  teeth  you  have   !   ❜   although  she  is  impressed,   she  remains  vigilant   —-   perhaps  this  is  some  kind  of  strange  spectre.

@strongtoothed   /   starter  call.   /   accepting   !

[strongtoothed-blog]

❛ Ta! ❜  Sunny is more than happy to receive such a compliment, and proudly shows off said teeth. 

[project--zed-blog]

#Smol Mun Club

[justakansasboy-deactivated20230]

> All the muns that are 5′0 -5′5 we are smols.

[poisondarting-blog]

Introducing a masterlist specifically for the ASOUE fandom!  If you’re a roleplayer in the ASOUE fandom whether you’re cannon, oc, or multimuse and want to be added to the list, please give this a reblog and put your character in the tags! I’ll add you to the list ASAP!! If you’re a multimuse or oc, please specify that too!!

The masterlist can be found HERE

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Compliment the Mun of this blog in character!

[strongtoothed-blog]

Me: wants to cover "thats not how the story goes" Also me: can't sing

[strongtoothed-blog]

!?

[brenofrp-deactivated20200628]

muse a is a new single father, a teenager at that living in an apartment complex with his newborn. it’s one of those apartment complexes in new york city, where everyone kind of keeps to themselves. muse b lives on his floor and has heard this newborn baby crying at ungodly hours, distracting her from her cramming for midterms. she had complained to the landlord about it and one night, she hears the baby crying again. stepping outside in a fit of rage, muse b is about to yell at whoever is the parent to this bastard child until she spots muse a, pacing the hallway with the child in his arms, his hair disheveled and his eyes giving away the sleep he’s been lacking. she feels sympathy instantly; she had no idea muse a lived on her floor, much less was he the father of this child. so, at 3 in the morning, muse b offers to help muse a get the baby back to sleep. and muse b becomes some sort of baby whisperer to muse a, and he continues to go to her for help and they start to dig each other and this is just so cute please

***you can completely switch the genders it works either way, m/f m/m f/f whatever you wish!!!

[inventiveflower]

brenofrp:

[petalwilted-blog-deactivated202]

hey guys, i know i’ve reached out before when i’ve been in tight situations and i’m sorry to have to do it again, but this time, amongst all the stressful things, i have something amazingly positive, a great opportunity but one that has a cost and it is this:

i’ve been invited to a meet and greet with dame judi dench this sunday (25th June)!

those of you that know me know that i am a theatre student, making this opportunity all the more astounding. but the ticket is £15 and the travel is £20 and i have 40p in my bank account. this is a massive deal for me, for many reasons: it’s judi dench, i’ll be able to add it to my resume, it could open doors for me, it’s a great chance to learn more about my craft from someone i’ve idolised for years and … more!  i’m making this post in hope that you might be able to help me get there and have this brilliant experience – my paypal link is here. i’ll be more than willing to repay anyone that helps me out with batches of icons (plain 100x100 if you’d like to customise them yourself or cropped or textured) or aesthetic boards or playlists etc etc. again, the link is here, i’d be eternally grateful for any help anybody is able to provide.