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Hi I'm Ugly. I'm fighting tooth and nail to get this OS reinstalled on my mac so that's why I've been Not Here. Anyway, hmu in the IMs if you want my sk//ype or di//scord so we can still bang stuff out. Consider this some kind of starter call.
protector / protectee starters
“no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”
“it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”
“i’m not going to let anything happen to you.”
“you can’t keep me safe from everything.”
“just be careful.”
“i’m always careful.”
“you’re going to get yourself hurt.”
“i won’t get hurt, i promise.”
“i won’t let them hurt you.”
“you can’t save me from this.”
“please try and stay out of trouble.”
“if anything happened to you…”
“i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”
“i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
“this is the only way to keep you safe.”
“you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”
“everywhere you go, i go.”
“it’s not your job to protect me.”
“it’s my job to protect you.”
“don’t worry, i’ve got you.”
“no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”
“you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”
“please come back in one piece.”
SHORT STORIES, my favorite kind of poetry ( meme ).
SIX WORDS .
❝ i heard you were doing good. ❞ ❝ you don’t grow your horns overnight. ❞ ❝ i promise, it gets better eventually. ❞ ❝ & we never talked after that. ❞ ❝ am i really, truly, that unlovable? ❞ ❝ don’t talk like you’re coming back. ❞ ❝ my most dangerous habit is trusting. ❞ ❝ we’re made of stars & stories. ❞ ❝ you didn’t have to do that. ❞ ❝ everything is poetry when you’re drunk. ❞ ❝ did i mean anything to you? ❞ ❝ real feelings don’t just go away. ❞ ❝ you came & changed the weather. ❞ ❝ when can you just be mine? ❞ ❝ there was no love, only lust. ❞ ❝ darling, stop wishing on dead stars. ❞ ❝ art is another form of screaming. ❞ ❝ silence is the most painful goodbye. ❞ ❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞ ❝ i’m drunk, dizzy & missing you. ❞ ❝ kiss me like you’re losing me. ❞ ❝ i don’t feel like smiling today. ❞ ❝ not all good people are innocent. ❞ ❝ we’re a disaster in the making. ❞ ❝ some things are better left unsaid. ❞ ❝ we really should’ve talked about it. ❞ ❝ i’m so glad i met you. ❞ ❝ i wish i knew you earlier. ❞ ❝ i fucked (pronoun/name) to our song. ❞ ❝ i dreamed of you this night. ❞
TEN WORDS .
❝ you saw the messed up parts of me, & stayed. ❞ ❝ all i’ve ever wanted was for someone to save me. ❞ ❝ since you left, i have no one to talk to. ❞ ❝ i apologize for the nights in which i cannot breathe. ❞ ❝ everytime i look at you, i want to kiss you. ❞ ❝ we said no strings attached but now we’re in knots. ❞ ❝ there’s a difference between missing someone & missing having someone. ❞ ❝ for which f are you drinking? fuck, forget, or fun? ❞ ❝ my biggest mistake was thinking i could live without (pronoun/name). ❞ ❝ whenever (name/pronoun) rose to kiss me, i fell even more. ❞ ❝ i wish that ‘goodnight’ was followed by ‘i love you’. ❞ ❝ let’s smoke a pack of mentholds & talk about love. ❞ ❝ your deep, sleepy voice makes me feel like i’m okay. ❞ ❝ i read both of our horoscopes looking for an answer ❞ ❝ reality is the absolute last place i want to be. ❞ ❝ i didn’t expect that drunk kiss could mean this much. ❞ ❝ all i need is a late night drive with you. ❞ ❝ feeling pain is nowhere near as terrifying as feeling nothing. ❞ ❝ your eyes are the color of summer fading into autumn. ❞ ❝ you are the warmest home i will ever, ever find. ❞ ❝ the world is less scary when i am with you. ❞ ❝ i still can’t tell which of us was the victim. ❞ ❝ i just need an excuse to hang out with you. ❞ ❝ your expectations for me have been set way too high. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to feel this way about anyone else. ❞
Thor Ragnarok Sentence Starters
wolves-with-dragons:
“ Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. “
“ We’re the same, you and I. “
“ I have to get off this planet! “
“ We’re gonna get outta here. “
“ As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. “
“ A creepy old man cut my hair off! “
“ So much has happened since I last saw you! “
“ Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. “
“ Then I met you. “
“ It all got too corporate “
“ I don’t hang with them anymore. “
“ How did you end up here? “
“ What are you up to these days? “
“I can’t believe you’re alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you.“
“How was I supposed to know? I can’t the see the future. I’m not a witch.“
“ Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building’s being demolished? “
“ I swear I left them right here. “
“ I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. “
“ Because’s that what heroes do. “
“ Well, I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably gonna kill you. “
“ So, if I’m gonna die, well, it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag. “
“ Do you have a better plan? “
“ I still hate it. It’s humiliating. “
“ I don’t know your game, but you can not stop me! “
“ My destiny is to rule all others. “
“ So they’re dead. I’d have liked to have seen that. “
“ There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. “
“ I think it’s great, an elite force of women warriors. “
“ For once in your life, don’t smash!
“ All his deeds of peace… none of what he did to get it! “
“ I think you can handle things from here. “
“ Now hold still. My hands aren’t as steady as they used to be! “
“ You think you’re some kind of sorcerer? Don’t think for one minute, you second-rate… “
“ I’m not as strong as you. “
“ I just want a chance to prove myself. “
“ I’m not a queen, or a monster… “
“ By the Eternal Flame, you are reborn! “
“ What were you the god of, again? “
“ The revolution has begun! “
“ Darling, you have no idea what’s possible. “
“ Kneel, before your queen. “
“ Do you think it’s right to go back to Earth? “
“A wise man never seeks out war. But he must always be ready for it"
“ Life is about growth and change. “
“ Where are the weapons? “
“ This team of yours, it got a name? “
“ So I’m putting together a team. “
“ Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! “
“ It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with (item) and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one. “
“ Yeah… it’s probably for the best that we’ll never see each other again.
“ And you and I had a fight. “
bonnmot:
@strpntr
‘Can we help you? You look as if you’re in need of it,’ Celty speaks, holding onto Henry’s hand. They wear matching concerned expressions. They would stop for anyone if they saw them in trouble, Kirk just so happens to be the one.
It’s been a rough morning full of crowds and cars. He hates the city. With his thumb and forefinger grinding into his eyes, Kirk replies, “I think I’m just turned around. I’m not from the area.”
astromed:
theirs is a heavy kind of tired , eternal , inevitable . he sits on the edge of the bed with his hands locked together , shoulders slumped as he picks apart spots decorating the white tile beneath his feet : ‘you were dead , jim.’ with that , he thinks he’s earned himself a good - natured jab about the wide berth he allows his bedside manner — ( must be your good ol’ southern charm ! ) — and sighs , exhaling the fatigue as it rises in his throat , behind his eyes , under his tongue. it’s a poor try at light - heartedness that doesn’t really amount to much. ‘ain’t no comin’ back from that , for the most part. but you have.’ above all else . . . ‘you just gotta be — ’ . . . i must not play at god . ‘patient. takes . . .’ ( breathe ! ) ‘takes time, s’all. you’re doin’ fine.’ you were dead , jim . ‘you’re doin’ real good.’
You were dead, Jim. In the immediate months after his resurrection, everyone demanded the arcane details of death. How did he feel, assumedly floating weightless and untethered above the living? It was like falling asleep, he told his loved ones and his crew. Like falling asleep without the promise of rest. Poetic, but a lie, something to pacify their fears. It was nothing like that; it was nothing at all. With the way that emptiness haunts him, Jim wonders if some parts of him stayed behind, if he ever made it back at all. Jim leans forward on his elbows. “Am I?” he challenges. “I have seen the numbers, Bones. My progress is lagging, at best.”
dustangel:
the raining is coming down hard, and edith is grateful for the interior of a taxi cab. she’s nearly situated when she hears the door abruptly open again ; the vinyl seats squeak next to her as another soul hurries in. sharing in this kind of weather isn’t what bothers her. still, as she mutters while scooting sideways, “a little forewarning would be nice.” / @strpntr
Rivulets of water run down his cheeks and dribble onto his sweatshirt. He looks at her, startled. “Oh!” he says, angling his wet head away from her. “I couldn’t see a thing through the rain--- I didn’t even see you.” Hastily, Jim dries a hand with the driest spot on his sweater, then extends it to her. “Jim Kirk.”
rekant:
@strpntr
‘ this might sting. ’ she doesn’t give him much time to think about it, before dabbing the wound with antiseptic. ‘ i’m sorry, you’ll have to stay a few more hours. until we can rule out contagion. ’
It stings, but his complaint is nothing more than a soft wheeze through his nose. He’s familiar with pain management; Jim spends the rest of the cleaning process sorting the sharp stings into little boxes and carting them off to be forgotten.
“Does that require quarantine?” he asks warily. That room has seen many faces but Kirk’s has always been a constant.
“I’d rather you didn’t.“
Two days ago, they encountered a class L planet and the superficial statistics were promising. After a short briefing of less than five individuals, the decision to engage with the planet was approved and now, in the preparatory stages of departure, Jim pauses, eyeing Spock with a visible crease between his brows. Part of what makes Spock an invaluable member of the crew is his impartial reasoning, his ability to distance himself for the greater good of the mission.
“Commander Spock, with all due respect, the decision’s been made.” Jim drops a heavy hand atop Spock’s shoulder. “Focus your efforts here, where you’re needed, and we’ll take care of the rest.”
@zherka : ALICE IN WONDERLAND : ACCEPTING
Alice in Wonderland (2010) {Sentence Starters}
“Have I gone mad?“
“This is impossible.“
“I’d rather you didn’t.“
“Off with their heads!“
“Only if you believe it is.“
“That is an excellent practice.“
“Alright, that’s enough chatter.“
“At least let me bind it for you?“
“Wait! You can’t leave me here!”
“I’ll be fine as soon as I wake up.“
“And who is this lovely creature?“
“There’s some debate about that.“
“It is far better to be feared… than loved.“
“Do you think I’ve gone ‘round the bend?“
“Why is it you’re always too small or too tall?“
“If you’re hiding her, you will lose your heads.“
“I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones.“
“Suit yourself. As long as I can get at your neck.“
“What an idea. What a mad, crazy, wonderful idea.“
“You need to talk to someone about these delusions.”
“I outgrew them. I’ve been growing an awful lot, lately.“
“Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?“
“All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea.“
“So, my old foe, we meet on the battlefield, once again.“
“Don’t worry. I’ll find something useful to do with my life.”
“When that day comes, I shall futterwacken… vigorously.“
“I love you, but this is my life. I’ll decide what to do with it.”
“It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws.“
“I’m not slaying anything. I don’t slay, so put it out of your mind.”
“I can’t help you if you don’t even know who you are, stupid girl.“
“When you step out to face that creature, you will step out alone.”
“So, I’ve come to you, hoping you might understand what it’s like.“
“You used to be much more…“muchier.” You’ve lost your muchness.“
“You cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours.”
“Sometimes, I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.“
“You’re not the right man for me. And there’s that trouble with your digestion.“
“I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.“
“Who’s to say what is ‘proper’? What if it was agreed that ‘proper’ was wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it?”
astromed:
bones like lead , iron - marrowed , ( you fall . ) silence comes thick , like a heavy mist clouding the room that only he could see. ‘— — — never said it’d be easy. ain’t like you tripped’n fell in the park.’ * @strpntr !
Jim’s jaw works, teeth sawing back and forth and he tries to qualm the nerves borne of this conversation. “Bones, this is one of the hardest things I’ve ever done,” he admits quickly, spitting it into the air before he loses his nerve. A bold statement against Jim’s past, which is dotted with atrocities. By now McCoy has become acquainted with the horror stories of Jim’s history, even the early years of Tarsus IV. This comes close.
‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. ’ it's spock. it's definitely spock.
“Now, I’ve had a few grievances of my own but I don’t think I’d ever wish death on someone,” Jim says softly, feigning light disgust. He taps his knuckles against McCoy’s arm in a brotherly swipe. “You especially should be thankful for that.” Jim, ever the open book, can’t contain his grin.
@astromed : POPULAR TEXT POSTS : ACCEPTING
‘ today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss. ’
“I’ve heard that’s considered a form of therapy,” he says. “Y’know, I’m no gaping maw of unfathomable depth--- but I can also lend an ear, Bones.” This is a weird way of framing his confidentiality, but it’s on the table, should Bones choose to accept it. He’s always made it public knowledge that nothing is off limits and nobody will be turned away should they need an ear--- or a friend.
@astromed : TEXT POSTS : ACCEPTING
“This is so... relaxing,” Jim says, almost surprised. Loud, crowded bars don’t usually produce that kind of response. “I think I’m starting to miss the ground.” His desire to explore is still strong, he still longs to complete his mission, but months and months in the black without touching ground can affect even the brightest and most adapted.
@bloodsnaps
✰ * º ❛ even more popular text posts ask meme. ❜
‘ my kink is getting some fuckin sleep. ’ ‘ omg here goes your lil crybaby ass. ’ ‘ the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up. ’ ‘ don’t start buddy. don’t you dare. ’ ‘ gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right. ’ ‘ not to vent, but: fuck. ’ ‘ the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to. ’ ‘ i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot. ’ ‘ sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful. ’ ‘ i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again. ’ ‘ shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed. ’ ‘ i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out. ’ ‘ i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle. ’ ‘ i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water. ’ ‘ i don’t have enough black clothes. ’ ‘ sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired. ’ ‘ i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me. ’ ‘ me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly. ’ ‘ i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous. ’ ‘ the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed. ’ ‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired. ’ ‘ i always look sleep deprived. is that hot? ’ ‘ just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough. ’ ‘ my heart is a soft and sensitive mess. ’ ‘ all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities. ’ ‘ honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring. ’ ‘ hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection. ’ ‘ now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab. ’ ‘ i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old. ’ ‘ my new years resolution is to stop. ’ ‘ i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way. ’ ‘ i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened. ’ ‘ i know i’m cute, but you can remind me. ’ ‘ hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me???? ’ ‘ i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever. ’ ‘ me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me. ’ ‘ girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor? ’ ‘ anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact. ’ ‘ today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss. ’ ‘ going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds. ’ ‘ everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed. ’ ‘ i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated. ’ ‘ hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes? ’ ‘ i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like ’ ‘ i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible. ’ ‘ remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED. ’ ‘ why did we just accept catdog? ’ ‘ my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong. ’ ‘ you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable. ’ ‘ i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything! ’ ‘ i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on. ’ ‘ honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin. ’ ‘ would an alien think i’m pretty? ’ ‘ i love boys, but only as a concept. ’ ‘ why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here???? ’ ‘ i identify as an inconvenience to the world. ’ ‘ i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao ’ ‘ dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap. ’ ‘ i’m literally tired of myself. ’ ‘ don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol ’ ‘ what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword. ’ ‘ i highly recommend never having feelings. ’ ‘ self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens. ’ ‘ staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling ’ ‘ do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends? ’ ‘ um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me? ’ ‘ date a girl who fucks everything up. ’ ‘ not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost. ’ ‘ i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing. ’ ‘ a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ you can start again anytime! ’ ‘ all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past. ’ ‘ i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much. ’ ‘ you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep? ’ ‘ i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway. ’ ‘ tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again. ’ ‘ first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down. ’ ‘ i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life. ’ ‘ i’m tired of things costing money. ’ ‘ don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh? ’ ‘ who cares? do better, move on. ’ ‘ i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income. ’ ‘ appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb. ’ ‘ thnks fr th mntl llnss. ’ ‘ what hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive. ’ ‘ i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here. ’ ‘ binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant. ’ ‘ i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell. ’ ‘ this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes. ’ ‘ i’m alive, but only ironically. ’ ‘ there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me. ’ ‘ do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo? ’ ‘ lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat. ’ ‘ my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’ ’ ‘ i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer! ’ ‘ i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me? ’ ‘ you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly. ’ ‘ you son of a mumford! ’ ‘ hi, i’m here to ruin everything. ’ ‘ you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead. ’ ‘ the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him. ’ ‘ everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho ’ ‘ no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men. ’ ‘ i need $$$$$ not feelings. ’ ‘ ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again. ’ ‘ oops, i don’t care lol ’ ‘ why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth. ’ ‘ maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this, ’ ‘ i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering. ’ ‘ concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content. ’ ‘ i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half. ’ ‘ pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars. ’ ‘ life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho. ’ ‘ i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over? ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself. ’ ‘ whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong. ’ ‘ new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter. ’
gnnablow:
‘ indiana. hawkins, indiana. america. earth? ’ he can’t believe this. and the uniform - is it a uniform? what insignia is that? is it a european thing?
oh no. what if it’s a russian thing? the guy doesn’t sound russian, but no one knows! the cold war feels like a bullshit conspiracy, but it doesn’t stop mike from worrying. this… this can’t be from the upside down, can it?
“Indiana,” he echoes. When he left with the shuttle they were lightyears away from Earth. There’s a pit yawning in the back of his mind; the cadence of this conversation feels familiar. "What is the stardate?” he asks, hoping for the best and fearing the worst.
zoo wee mama, what a starter call this is. listen, i like my plots and with this complicated verses shit that jim’s got, they’re needed. so. like this and i’ll head over to your IMs to get the party started on plotting.
