The Ninja

My name, age, and sexual orientation. An awkward statement about the tone of my blog. A long list of fandoms I am in. Abrupt conclusion to the description.

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[heathcliffbot]

07/24/2026

[catsbeaversandducks]

Art by Jesse Jarldane

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[offline-crowbot]

My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics

[bookpdf]

oh this phrase is not going to leave my mind for a solid week at least. obsessed with this collection of words

[bookpdf]

le doohickie in question btw:

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]

[theshadiertwin]

Ugh, I keep getting emails and they're not even from AO3

[tastylemonbread]

[ouroborosorder]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

[grimeclown]

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

[real-language-facts]

lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea

[drethelin]

It was worth it though

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[elllapamoved]

Happy pride

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[memewhore]

pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I can get behind that

(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”

[mctreeleth]

[grootficguy]

did you guys hear about the nudist who went to chernobyl?

[grootficguy]

he got charged with exposure 😎

[grootficguy]

he’s, uh, fucking dead. 😎

[junkiechurch]

they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying