The Ninja

My name, age, and sexual orientation. An awkward statement about the tone of my blog. A long list of fandoms I am in. Abrupt conclusion to the description.

[beardedmrbean]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga

[scoutsmoocrew]

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

[swagforbirds]

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

[thyrell]

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

[weaselle]

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

[rednines]

[helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv]

what is it that they say? a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "dragons are the same. something happened to your eyes"

[helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv]

a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "they're long enough."

[emilysidhe]

Knitting finished as of last night! Still need to weave in a few ends, wash, and block.

Was aiming for 48” x 60”, came out 39” x 60” so far, but I’m hoping to be able to block it to a little wider and I’m ok losing a few inches of length for that

[sunshinestarseed-deactivated202]

[nscafe-firehose]

(source)

[pooblet]

SOURCE

I SAW THIS & IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF @shrimp-bird

[dailycatsblog]

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[nyancrimew]

dictator who gets intrusive thoughts about stepping down and enabling fair and democratic elections

[catchymemes]

[cpericardium]

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

[cpericardium]

I don't dance

[sandmandaddy69]

[galadrielspeaks]

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[geminisee]

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