werewolf barmitzvah

jonah / 21 / toronto / avid consumer of medium chunky salsa

[intergalacticboner]

me: hey mom look what i got

mom: it better not be a frog

me:

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[artfreyparis]

[jesuschristherself]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

[thebootydiaries]

me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*

my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-

me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.

[rum]

[zolohehhe-deactivated20190116]

[saltydkdan]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfff-deactivated2]

[gravv3s]

[illinicoise]

[speedlimit15]

[thahalfrican]

I like my women how I like my comforters

Full/Queen.

[thahalfrican]

[tredlocity]

[johnnythehorsepart2]