COLE STRYKER

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The challenge, Mayer admitted, is to create ads that are as "compelling and as beautiful as the art projects and poetry and other things that you see posted there.”

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mfw standing desks are 'fashionable' without any real benefits

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In season five, an animated sidekick was introduced named "Stretchy McGillicuddy" (voiced by Danny Mann), who was known for trying to tease Saget and doing other crazy things. In one episode (in season five), he was shown on the two large TV monitors on both sides of the set and Bob had to turn him off with a remote. Stretchy's catchphrase was: "Don't get a little touchy Bob, I'm just a little stretchy!" The character was dropped from the show at the end of the seventh season.

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I don’t believe this happened. 

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deep

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im literally screaming right now

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i was her speechwriter

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Selina Meyer. 

[nickdouglas]

Selfies are a common tool for boosting self-esteem (via my Instagram: http://ift.tt/1STPO7V)

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[nickdouglas]

I’m proud to present the first three pages of The Flu, a feature script I wrote with my friend Cole Stryker. It’s a post-apocalyptic teen revenge tale about original sin and the fear of adulthood. Lord of the Flies meets The Road.

We’re showing it around and submitting it to screenplay competitions and fellowships.

If you’re interested in reading more, let me know.

[stryker]

Nick and I spent a number of weekends last year listening to a lot of Earth and writing a story about a world where all the adults have died and the remaining children struggle to survive. lmk if you are a fatcat studio exec or celebrity agent. 

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hellyeah

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CJ came up with the riff, and I thought that was cool and I said, 'Let the bodies hit the floor,' and they looked at me and said, 'That’s pretty cool.'

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it really makes you thnick

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it me

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The experiences we do are what people wish they could do. Like riding around in a convertible with a llama in New York

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Forget the plagiarism, this butthead’s primary villainy lies in his elevation of the safest, most overtly basic lolrandom humor imaginable. 

“What if we had Doritos pay us to cover a snowboard jump with Dorito powder in July?” 

“What if we fuckin’ filled a pool with Spaghettios and got David Hasselhoff to rescue me from drowning in it?” 

“Yo, what if we literally threw a party in the Hamptons and got 100 Slow Lorises and Lindsey Lohan to hang out.” 

It took me five seconds to write these Dope Fat Jew Branded Experiences. They’re all stupid and completely plausible. Fuckouttahere Fat Jew. I don’t even care that you stole those jokes. You’re a jabroni now and forever.

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We totally recognize the fact that our views are considered beyond the pale

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Beastie Boys are the only band that I’ve spent thousands of dollars on their merchandise and albums and the only band that I’ve actually cried for. The only band I can listen to for hours and never get tired of. That’s love.

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creying