Real heroes don't exist

"I watched as you were involved in scandal after scandal and every time the galaxy just forgave you!?" (Indie Stuart Zurgo from the Ratchet and Clank series)

[lombax-named-farseeth-deactivat]

"I’m an orphan!" Peia jumped and only got the last brunt of the shockwave. She wobbled to her feet and continued her charge.

"What kind of idiot tries to take over a planet of junk people?!" She swung her staff over head, aiming to strike his helmet again.

[stuartzurgo]

A growl escaped through his helmet as the little child continued to charge towards him. Yeesh! When would she quit?

"Every planet has value to it! Whether it be a junk world or not!" The staff got him right on the head and the man stumbled backwards. When was his army going to arrive?! Some help would be nice right about now...

"Ouch! What kind of a kid keeps this stuff in her pockets?"

[lombax-named-farseeth-deactivat]

"Get off my planet!" She swung again. She dodged the shots pretty well, thanks to her proficiency in rock climbing. Her staff didn’t fare so well, both ends were shot off. "Huh, look at that. Sharp," Peia charged and thrusted the staff at the intruder.

[stuartzurgo]

"Not until I am declared its supremely awesome ruler!" The villain shouted back towards the girl. He couldn't believe this right now. He was literally fighting a small child while waiting for his army to show up.

Zurgo gave a yelp as the sharp object nearly missed him. Okay maybe it was time to switch weapons. Taking out his Hammer of Power the villain slammed it into the ground, creating a shockwave to send the child back.

"I don't like to kill people in my quest for galactic domination but you're really getting on my nerves, you brat! Go home to your mommy or something!"

[lombax-named-farseeth-deactivat]

"You… don’t look like you have an army…" She looked around. Nothing but wasteland.

Peia reached into her rucksack and took out a shaft of metal, “It’s a good thing you’re tiny.”

She swung at him, chasing him away like a cat and broom.

[stuartzurgo]

"They'll be arriving in a few minut--" Stuart didn't even get a chance to finish his sentence before feeling the shaft of metal against his head.

"Ouch! Hey! Quit that!" The villain turned and attempted to dodge. A growl came through his helmet and the villain took out his Combuster. Turning towards her, he fired a couple of shots.

[lombax-named-farseeth-deactivat]

Stuartzurgo

"Um… who are you? And why are you on Lumos?"

[stuartzurgo]

What was with people not knowing who he was? Didn't anyone watch the news anymore?

"I'm obviously here to take control of the planet with the help of my Grungarian army."

[white-lombax-tigress-kira-deact]

Kira’s eyes looked to the Hammer of Power and she scoffed.  As the weapon collided with the ground, the Lombax leaped into the air to avoid being hid by the shockwave.

"Okay, you’ve asked for it!"

That being said, she pulled out her OmniWrench and charged for Zurgo, going in to smack him with her wrench.

[stuartzurgo]

A mighty laugh came from the villain as he observed the charging lombax. Did she really think such a simple wrench would match his Hammer of Power? He'd crush her easily!

"Aha ha ha ha! Have some more of my awesomeness!" Stuart went to dodge the swift swing of her wrench and tightly gripped his weapon. The man swung, aiming for her side.

[white-lombax-tigress-kira-deact]

"You live with your mother?"

[stuartzurgo]

"I'm under house arrest for fifty years! I'm lucky I get to plan any world domination plots!"

[white-lombax-tigress-kira-deact]

The female Lombax shrugged and smirked.

"Hey, your move."

[stuartzurgo]

Zurgo didn't like that smirk she flashed him. He could tell she was confident. Perhaps a little too much.

"Very well."

He whipped out his trusted Hammer of Power, twirling the end in his long fingers. Time to unleash some awesomeness! Making sure he had a tight grip on it, the villain swung down and connected his hammer to the pavement. Despite it's light frame, the ground cracked and broke apart as a mini shockwave shot forward.

"Get a taste of my mighty Hammer of Power!"

[white-lombax-tigress-kira-deact]

Kira was about to contact the Polaris Defense Force, but her nav-unit said the signal was jammed for the Planetary Defense Forces.  She sighed and looked back to Stuart Zurgo.

"Yeah, well I hate to ruin your fun…  But, I think someone needs a big time out."

[stuartzurgo]

Oh so this little lady wanted to play hero, huh? Hah! Like he would ever fall for that again. There were no such thing as heroes. Just people who took advantage of that title.

Behind that helmet was a smug grin across his face. How could this pitiful little lady stop him? It was quite laughable really. So he proceeded to laugh away.

"That's hilarious! You honestly think you can stop me?"

[white-lombax-tigress-kira-deact]

"Y’know, if you’re going to take over the galaxy, then shouldn’t you say it to where you’re not around other people?"

Kira crossed her arms and waited for a reply from this stranger.

[stuartzurgo]

Whoops.

Perhaps he should have kept his big mouth shut. Oh well! It didn't matter. His hired help were already taking down the Defense Forces across this sector. Soon every planet would belong to him!

"There's no fun in taking over if people aren't aware of their impending doom!"

[stuartzurgo]

white-lombax-tigress-kira

"With my Grungarian army now complete I will have the power to take over the entire....Bernilius Sector!"

Zurgo certainly wasn't going to mention that fact that his mother had forbidden him to take over the whole galaxy or else he would be grounded again. So, a few planets would have to do for now.

[stuartzurgo]

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

“Obviously, robots! They can shoot lasers from their eyes. That’s an automatic win in my book.”