Jumping on the Avengers Incorrect Quotes Boat

I ship Tony with everyone, but my favorite is superhusbands and winteriron. However ironstrange it's really growing on me...

[stardust948]

Steve: Tony, think you can get eyes on that thing?

Tony: Oh sure. Just let me load my tap into every security camera in New York app!

Tony, typing: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't. I am in.

[romanoffshouse]

Bob, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Yelena: Yeah, Bob will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.

Bob: Exactly, I will straight up-

Bob:

Bob, tearing up: Yelena, why would you say that?!

[apinchofsanity]

-Thunderbolts* movie summary-

Guinea pig: *exists*

Yelena: Aw cute *takes home*

Bob: *exists*

Yelena: Aw cute *takes home*

[aberrantcreature]

That's it that's the movie.

[romanoffshouse]

John Walker: Bobby is missing again, can you find him?

Yelena: What, do you think I had him microchipped or something?

John Walker: Well, do you?

Yelena:

Yelena: Yeah, hang on.

[lives-in-midgard]

Bucky talking to Sam:

Bucky: I’m telling you, my team is competent.

Yelena, rushing in: Bucky, Bob tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

[ash3]

Defending from short rain

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: So your plan is to live the rest of your life being scared of everything?

Bob: Well, that's not my only plan... Some day I'd like to plant a vegetable garden.

[hetaczechia]

John: *holds a gun out to Bob*

Bob: I-I don't believe in guns.

John: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: Before you say anything...

Walker:

Bucky:

Walker: *raises eyebrows*

Bucky: ...That's it. I just don't want you to say anything.

[startinglinereads]

Sam: why is Walker on top of the fridge??

Bucky: Don’t worry about it. Alpine chased him again.

Sam: that cat deserves all the treats in the damn tower.

[chrisevansshield]

AA stevetony and their lack of personal space kills me. LIKE BRO BACK UPPP 😭

[wolviestars]

STONY BEING SO BACK IN 2025

from Captain America (2025) #1

[bubbarnes]

Bucky just wants his arm.

[stuckonylove]

[smallandsundry]

ah yes. me. my girlfriend. and her 6 foot tall emotional support disaster man

[mikenlos]

It happens every time John doesn't put away his shield... Even for 5 minutes.

And yes... Again (consecutive) i draw a super soldier being bullied by animals.