⎊ ⎊ Stevetony? Stevetony!! ⍟ ⍟

“Be safe, Steve. Win.” "❝ 15 - she/her - black ❞ ╰ ➤ Stevetony truther Other fandoms: Star Wars, DC, Sherlock Holmes, Shameless, Smiling Friends ✨

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STEVETONY'S THIS IS NOT A DRILL????

STONY IDENTITY PORN IN THE BIG 2025 WE ARE SO BACK DUDE HOLY SHIT 😭

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“Good morning, beloved” and we’re expected to believe they aren’t happily married...mhm... 🫵🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉️

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Love the flying x nonflying husband thing Steve and Tony got going on because what’s the solution?

✨ Carry him like a sack of potatoes ✨

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Avengers Assemble is 100% one of my comfort shows. But the way they unbabygirlified every character in season 5 actually breaks my heart. LIKE YALL WHAT HAPPENED?? 😭

What on EARTH happened to Tony here 💔

And the Iron Man suit is...interesting. 🧍🏾‍♀️

WHERE DID THE SUPERSOLDIER SERUM GO??

Nat’s hair and suit are actually pretty cute. But like- the lack shading and mundane colors are killing me.

We don’t talk about Clint round these parts. they massacred him

Don’t hate me, but dare I say, I actually really like Thor’s design in S5- DON’T SHOOT ME

LIKE LOOK AT HIM!!

No Hulk and Sam in season 5 RIP 🙏🏾

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Look- I know it was Red Skull in Steve’s body and not Steve, BUUUT LOOK AT THIS. LIKE WHAT THE HELLLL?

(s1 e1 - The Avengers Protocol: Part 1)

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AA stevetony and their lack of personal space kills me. LIKE BRO BACK UPPP 😭

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I can stonyify anything 🌀🌀

STONY JUMPSCARE 💥💥

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I have a degree in yearnology and can confirm this is what true yearning looks like. Not the window love trope- like can they be any less subtle??

Steve: “Tony, you’ve been the best friend I had since...well, maybe ever." Tony: “I like to think I work best alone, Cap. But the truth is, I’m better because you’re my friend."

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OH MY GOD THEY ARE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR!!!!

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Not them looking at each other when the other’s not looking oh my heart can’t take this

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Bucky's hair in the post credit scene is so funny to watch knowing Sebastian is bald asf right now

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(THERE’S NO SPOILERS IN THIS BTW!!)

I just watched Thunderbolts and...HELLO? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IT WAS SO GOOD DUDE 😭 Did I cry? Yes. Did I piss myself? We’ll never know. Will I ABSOLUTELY be watching it again? HELL YEAH

The 2nd post credit scene literally got an applause from my theater AND FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON TOO LIKE I’M SO EXCITED FOR THE FUTURE MARVEL PROJECTS

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Basically this scene in a nutshell:

Natasha: Tony is an egotistical asshole who doesn’t care for others and I will take that to my grave.

Thor: Lowkey agree but we shouldn’t fight him. (He probably also has a degradation kink)

Clint, Hulk, and Sam: 🧍‍♂️

Tony: the cause of the chaos

Steve: grabs Tony tiddies first, calms the fight, then proceeds to gaze at him while telling him he trusts him

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These two both wearing speedos instead of swim trunks smh. Like husband like husband I suppose.

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Ah yes. The classic ‘let me hold you close, stare into your eyes, and keep our mouths 1 cm apart as I hug you' thing all "coworkers" do!

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Think it adds to it that Steve was so happy to see him he picked him up and spun him around

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YES that was actually my previous post too 😭😭 I just adore this clip so much (also that fact that Steve was the only one to hug Tony adds sm more to it)

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Ah yes. The classic ‘let me hold you close, stare into your eyes, and keep our mouths 1 cm apart as I hug you' thing all "coworkers" do!

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To this day, I still can’t believe the stevetony hug in Avengers Assemble is real. The way Steve didn't hesitate to give him the biggest bear hug AND twirl him around?? (🏳️‍🌈⁉️)

And Steves hand lingering for that half a second ALWAYS gets me. 🥹🤌🏾

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Why does no one ever talk about what happened to Tony between AA season 1 and AA season 2 😭 How did he randomly get taller and gain more muscle

I miss tiny Tony he was so 🤏🤏