nothing in particular

welcome to, erm, whatever this place is, just make yourself home and join me suffering around here. it started as an aesthetics compilation and ended up as a trash can full of unfunny memes and rad human beings.

[marzgaperez]

Was Mickey adopted?

Season 9E05

@azuresky18

[fuckyeahalexeiyagudin]

Alexei Yagudin and Stephane Lambiel  |  Ice Age: Cup of Professionals  (source)

Bonus Yagudin being silly:

[valtsv]

concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer

[valtsv]

this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”

[saturniidace]

John has said “🎶Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare! 🎶” and Cecil has said “Delta Airlines, because it’s not like you’re safe anywhere else.”

[moriarty-mastermind]

Here’s an active link for the quiz: https://www.fyrebox.com/play/john-mulaney-or-cecil-pal_KBYBdgAN6

John Mulaney Or Cecil Palmer?

A story about you, or a story about the best meal I ever had?

[missmischeif]

I love both these things immensely but tjis was wAaaay harder than I thought it would be

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Quick Depression Pro Tip™: not terribly hygienic but still. keep a thing of dental floss on your bedside table 

(and a dry toothbrush if you’re feeling ambitious. and toothpaste if you want to challenge the gods)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Quick Depression Pro Tip 2™: put on socks. your home probably isn’t super duper clean. socks will at least help you feel clean.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A Continuation: this also goes for changing into fresh pajamas! especially useful when your sheets aren’t clean/there are crumbs in the bed.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Quick Depression Pro Tip 3™: wipe your face w/ a wet washcloth. or towel. wipes. whatever. just something to make your skin feel a little cleaner.

if you don’t brush your teeth often, scrape your tongue on the cloth when you’re done, to get rid of buildup. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Quick Depression Pro Tip 4™: Granola bars. Granola bars. Everywhere.

Granola bars spilling from your backpack. Granola bars bursting from your drawers. Granola bars dripping from your faucets. Granola bars haunting your nightmares. There is nothing but granola.

[siscoi]

[bamdaids-deactivated20230208]

[kittyb4e]

[thingsfromthedirt]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[markv5]

Следуй за нами…

Следуй за нами…

[markv5-translated]

Follow us…

[twerklina]

[russiawave]

[igotacrushonyou]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[sylvestrium]

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

Loss.jpeg

[unpretty]

my mom got accepted into my college so i’m at orientation with her and she keeps having to explain that she’s the student

[unpretty]

oh my god she has a classy leather binder for some reason??

SHE MADE A SCHEDULE IN WORD AND PRINTED IT AND DREW A MAP ON IT SO SHE WOULDN’T FORGET WHERE HER CLASSES WERE AND THEN SHE LAMINATED IT

THE ZZZS ARE TO INDICATE SHE GETS TO SLEEP IN. THERE ARE FLOCKS OF BIRDS TO INDICATE THAT SHE IS FREE AS A BIRD BECAUSE CLASSES ARE OVER. SHE DREW BUTTERFLIES IN HER COMPUTER MONITOR ICONS????

SHE MADE CUSTOM DIVIDERS OUT OF SCRAPBOOK PAPER, ALSO LAMINATED

she had her first quiz today and these were her notes

[unpretty]

I showed her all the nice supportive comments you’ve all been leaving and she’s baffled but grateful

[honeyrenaissance]

You can do it mama bear! Keep doing what you’re doing <3 <3 <3 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

if u reblog this in ten seconds, stylish organization skills and educational motivation will come to you, but only if you post “study hard, mom” in this thread.

[studenter]

study hard, mom

[studenter]

i still don’t get how esc’s score system works but i hope it won’t betray me

[studenter]

UPD: I WAS BETRAYED

yet congratulations israel, the song was cool and i was rooting for it until i saw one beautiful ukranian boi in the second semi