˗ˏˋ boorgir ˎˊ˗

23 ; whatever pronouns idc

[turbomalice]

[tailybones]

[electropunkz]

it's funny seeing people brag about eating their steak rare when i straight up just ask for a box cutter and a live rat to be released in the restaurant

[konoko]

[dykemd]

what a typical wednesday looks like

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[shamebats]

If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good

[theconcealedweapon]

[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[knifefightscene]

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

[knifefightscene]

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[theehorsepusssy]

[play-now-my-lord]

news is looking pretty good lately

[dorothylarouge]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit

[grulu]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

can you get out of here

[nosimpincurly]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[crimewave420]

i drink soda i eat pizza

[space-purp]