B E C O M E

Ari || He/Him || Professional Arguer || Yes, I’m from the shoelaces post

[nicollekidman]

holy SHIT yes

[amplifyme]

Best part of all this (other than the obvious) is this single line: The X-Files‘ original creator and showrunner, Chris Carter, will be a non-writing executive producer on the series.

Thank the gods! Ryan, I'm begging you, do not let this man get his hands on a single one of your scripts.

[sketchyfandomgirl]

Thinking of Grace on Erid sleeping in and jolting in a panic thinking “I’m late for school!” only to tell himself he’s a grown man and goes back to bed.

Only to jolt back up in panic, remembering he’s a teacher. But then again, belatedly remembers that he’s not on Earth anymore and doesn’t teach middle school now. He lies down once again.

Only to jump up one last time, remembering:

“I’M A TEACHER ON ERID!”

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[moriarty-mastermind]

My co-worker who is three years younger than me: Going back to my husband :) we’re expecting a baby, gosh I love this period of my life :)

Me: my cat learned how to open doors today

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[supervillainny]

And you are older than them

[graceebooks]

idk if you guys know this but some of the shit people are writing on this website is dumb as fuck. and wrong

[fanishjuli]

she hail on my mary til I grace my rocks off

[leulah]

pov: you’re the only one who’s gone to therapy

[melsglasses]

Dr Robby do u know you have 30 minutes?

[elven-child]

[man1cpixiedreampuppy]

my take on every pitt character btw

[the-silliest46290]

How it feels to genuinely enjoy the Pitt and not get caught up on every little bad thing a character has done because they’re all complex human beings and none of them are truly evil like everyone in this fandom seems to think

[pigtailchatheter]

[villainofcircumstance-deactivat]

[pansyfemme]

friend asked me today “can you get cancelled on tumblr” and i realized that they really have never been on here

[curioscurio]

people just aren't stealing bones from graveyards or admiting to having child slaves in the family like they used to :/

[tamamita]

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Tumblr. We had a barely functional site. We had everything we needed for a blog site, and it all ran like clockwork. You could’ve shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your porn bans and your transmisogyny! You just had to be the man. If you’d done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!

[ceriseangels]

robby vs anyone that reminds him of himself in any possible way