The world has turned and left me here.

I'm Jake. Booty4life

[ondavapore]

[televandalist]

[military-life]

[swampthang64]

Cry Havoc…

[whiskey-gunpowder]

lock her up

[charliesonfire-deactivated20180]

How hung are you?

Pretty hung I guess. Measurement wise. I don’t know. Never had a complaint.

[studiedinyourmomsbed]

Dont let him be modest, hes hung like a fucking horse.

Seent it.

[zoomerbro]

[zoomerbro]

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[awesome-picz]

[sorgum-deactivated20170227]

[liftedandgiftedd]

me

[kim-jong-chill]

[cyberneticpredacat-archive]

[ryouseiteki]

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

[qui-fait-ta-rose-si-importante]

I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.

[maribopuppy-deactivated20161002]

IT

HAS

RETURNED

[dlie]

Well I spent way too much time on this thing that I should have.

But I really liked the idea of a sand gardian.

POSEIDON QUIVER BEFORE HIM!

[dlie]

Reposting because I had forgot the most important detail

Thanks again Katiestrophic for the inspiration

[greyfireclover]

But can we just talk about

[paintedgorilla]

This is one of those posts that disappear forever. They make you think that you hallucinated it, then it just pops up like, “hey, bud, yeah I’m real.”

[lellowberry]

it got better!

[bytalosthiscantbehappening]

I’ve never seen the second video and j think everyone should

[anniephantom]

opened pokemon go for the first time and there was a fucking squirtle straight up in my goddamn toilet i’m so done

[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[andieenab-blog]

@kaycoco

[emobaria]

Everything’s gonna be okay and I am content with life for the moment

[studiedinyourmomsbed]

Fuck.