Steven Slow

I literally don’t care about anything. Die mad.

[vulgarette]

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

[landsccape]

[jabberding0]

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

[nepharim-tree]

[himboyevsky]

megan thee stallion cosplaying miku Happy pride month

[almostloudmaker2]

And the universe said...

I love You <3

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Kirby is a franchise that means a lot to me. I'm very grateful to it. This little "project" is a tribute to my love for the character and world, and all the impact had on me.

The poem is an excerpt from the Minecraft credits.

A big thank you to my dear friend @nokk0 for being the "pre-reader".

[nokk0]

A GREAT PLEASURE TO BE ABLE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS MASTERPIECE. To me, it's something filled with so many things, many feelings and memories that this franchise has brought to you and the community, I love it, so much

[monamoni]

[ralfmaximus]

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

[laurasinele]

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday

[le-jardin-inculte]

#mybal

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

[pokefunsies]

[ttaibhse]

i wish i was half of a famous rpf ship so i could like shippy edits of us on instagram and drive the fujos demented

[anglaised]

to be mexican or chinese is a beautiful thing

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Making peace with not transitioning because your partner wouldn't like it is valid" is an attempt at conversion therapy btw. Just so you know.

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of texture

[bintro]

is anyone else their father’s female son

[sabrebash]

An Auspicious Encounter (Based on True Events)

[moved-please-leave-me-alone]

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

[godshideouscreation]

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]