laney.

⚜️ 23 | they/them | dyke ⚜️ language & literature student. dnd player, aesthete, court jester.

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[enkephalinpilled]

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

[obscuranter-rhapsode]

himbeeren ? nein danke, ich esse nur herbeeren #feminismus

[xenosagaepisodeone]

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here

[kitattack]

🩸my life is in your hands🩸

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[ccattnipp]

ill lose it if essek is taller than 165cm you cannot convince me a man who invented a special floating spell to hover a few cm off the ground and wear absurdly long mantle didn’t do it bc he was insecure about being short even for a drow and his baby brother outgrew him too fast

[girlrustcohle]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[tojustforart]

Im kinda obsessed with him getting worse.

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[foxxology]

Poor Yorick

[distantvoices]

Emily Lipson: Dykes 2026

[bowserwife]

Sorry I cried wordlessly and motionless in your arms for like 30 minutes, that was probably scary. Can I still suck your dick?

[s-ol4psismmmmmmmm]

mhhmmm yea

[ghostofartemis]

local playwright and museum curator spotted together deep in conversation at a party, to no one's surprise (they enter their own little bubble)