shalom y'all it's The Jewover

[yidmemes]

[keeper-of-the-flames]

@chiribomb

[prorochestvo]

Mikveh accessories for the bride: - sandals, late 19th-early 20th century, wood, inlaid with mother-of-pearl, fabric with gold threads - a dressing towel for a mikvah, late 19th-early 20th century, Turkey - bucket for a bath, Morocco, 20th century

(source)

[yidmemes]

they really played that up in the lego set huh

[yidmemes]

zaydie bernie highlights from #jwitter

plus, very niche bonus:

[sethrogensmohel]

[maxofs2d]

hmm today i think i will build the tallest tower possible

[maxofs2d]

good news everyone it’s going well

[maxofs2d]

ah mais diantre… que se passe-t-il ?! je comprends plus rien… est-ce que quelqu’un pourrait m’aider 

[brucebocchi]

[yidmemes]

[mideastcuts]

Ghada Karmi and Ellen Siegel, in 1973, 1992 and 2011. Photos by Francis Khoo (1, 2) and Jean-Pascal Deillon (3).

[tamamita]

muslim and jewish solidarity

[kuttithevangu]

Rashi’s commentary on genesis says that Noah had to bring demons on the ark with him and I have many questions

[kuttithevangu]

Now as we all may have assumed the majority of the ark’s biomass was taken up by beetles but give that there are a thousand demons at one’s right hand and ten thousand at one’s left, do we think that the biomass of demons surpassed that of beetles? Do demons even have biomass? Rashi please explain

[zemestoun]

from khhhhhh, slavs and tatars

[femcassidy]

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

[femcassidy]

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

[zvaigzdelasas]

Hey op any updates?

[zvaigzdelasas]

Hey op?

[jewblog]

i'm excited for sukkot but i'm not ready for more yom tov

[jewblog]

[yidmemes]

the onion on israel (highlights): 

Netanyahu Defends New Alliance With Israel’s Far-Right Aryan Supremacy Party 

If We Can Find A Way To Photoshop The Right Half Of A Palestinian Boy’s Face With The Left Half Of An Israeli Child’s Face So That It Kind Of Looks Like One Face Why Can’t Israel and Palestine Find Peace? 

Congress Approves $3 Billion In Military Aid For Netanyahu To Defend Self Against Israeli Justice System 

Israel Passes Law Cementing Itself As Exclusive Nation-State Of Benjamin Netanyahu  

Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely 

Middle East Small Talks To Focus On Getting Israel, Palestine To Discuss Weather 

Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solution 

The Israeli Conflict Is Far Too Nuanced And Complex To Sum Up In One Op-Ed/Not If You Hate Jews!  

[realsadjewishhours]

I’m sorry I don’t care if it makes me an insensitive little Jew , if you come across a Mezuzah scroll or WHOLE TORAH SCROLL DO NOT SELL IT ON EBAY!????

Like I understand some of this can and is often fake, but it is so very clearly (particularly for the second pic) that y’all are actually selling sacred items Jews pay sometimes hundreds of dollars for over EBay for 70 bucks.

And let’s not forget some of this stuff has to be buried! If a Mezuzah scroll (not case!!) or Torah scroll is damaged it must have a Jewish ritual burial. This is so wild but not that uncommon. Please reconsider selling this type of Judaica online. Siddur I can understand but Mezuzah scroll and Torah scrolls???????

[realsadjewishhours]

I just don’t understand how hard it is at the very, VERY least to try and give these items to actual Jewish people before trying to make a quick buck off of things we would nearly die or at least appreciate to get our hands on. Making a money off of things we bury as if they were our family, our children. And sometimes is other Jews doing this to! And I just cannot understand it.

Please just let us put our sacred items to rest!

(Again I don’t particularly care about other Judaica collectibles but things like these are not collectibles these are sacred items with ways to retire and dispose of them when they aren’t useable and when they are they should solely go to Jews due to how valuable they are when it concerns cultural/religious way of life! But hey don’t listen to me I’m just a shande)

[prismatic-bell]

As a note to well-meaning goyim:

“I found this in my grandma’s attic/a storage unit I purchased/a box of random crap I got at a yard sale/[insert other random place here]”:

Rule of thumb, if it has Hebrew writing on it--and Hebrew is distinctive, you can’t miss it--call a rabbi. I promise you, no rabbi on Earth is going to be judgy or rude if you say “I found this thing in my grandma’s attic/a storage unit I purchased/a box of random crap I got at a yard sale/[insert other random place here], and I think it might be a Jewish item, could you please advise?”

If you’re wrong, hey! You showed concern, and that’s great. If you’re right and it’s something goofy or not sacred, like a challah cover with “shabbat” written on it, you’ve shown concern and can now offer it to a community that has more use than you do. If it’s a non-sacred ritual object, like a Seder plate or a Kiddush cup, you can now put it in hands that can use it.

And if, somehow, you do in fact come across prayerbooks/a Torah scroll/a mezuzah?

The rabbi will know how to determine whether the object is still kosher, and also advise you on how to best dispose of the object (whether by selling/donating to a Jewish community, or, if it’s damaged, through placing in the genizah).

[lekh-lekha]

During Yamim Noraim

HaSatan: Here is a list with everything wrong Israel has done this year.

G-d: