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i love when boomers complain about shit like this because as a fast food worker i would literally rather walk out into the lobby and shoot myself in the head than suggest more than one menu item to a customer

holycrapitsbags

Yeah former 8 year Starbucks employ here. This never happens. I’ve have had what amounts to a flip on this happen more often. Something like

“Welcome in what can I get you”

“I want a plain black coffee”

“All rights wha-“

“No sugar or cream or flavor or anything else.”

“Okay, got it, wha-“

“I don’t want no caramachmocha flippy-do’s or frappachina-what-it’s. Just. A plain ol regular black coffee”

“That’s great sir, now please wha”

“Just a old fashioned stright up coff-“

“SIR WHAT SIZE DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID FUCKING COFFEE”

bnmxfld

“Be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.”

— Max Ehrmann

almoststardust

flybi91

this is exactly what shakespear envisioned when writing macbeth

spirulin4

it’s rly because the ideal mean girl friend group number is three because you can’t be a lone mean girl, 2 mean girls will begin cannibalizing each other without a third to neutralize, and 4 mean girls will splinter off into two self-cannibalizing mean girl duos. this is basic psychology.