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YOU ARE THE REASON
One Nice Bug Per Day
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EXPECTATIONS
shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Not today Justin
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@stuffjjtbsays-blog
Our future jobs as teachers...
Boyfriend: "They should pay us more, cause we'll be sexy teachers."
Me: "I don't think 'sexy' and 'teacher' are adjectives that should be used in the same sentence...also, I don't think the pay scale in education correlates to attractiveness..."
SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH.
Translation: "Hahaha, I'm totally kidding with you. But please, stop talking."
We call each other "dirty whores" a lot, but we're allowed...
(we share the occasional sleeping/bathroom space)
"Even if we WOULD have worked together, I would have traded you for another cashier"
Translation: "I value our relationship and what we have too much to risk damaging it by working together, in a position that would make me your boss and make you feel terrible..."
^I responded with: "No, I don't want to work with you. All we do now is stare at each other, cuddle and watch Conan before passing out for the nite... and I like that. Why mess with a good thing?"
"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE"
^translation: Look at me, I crave affection. Please and thank you
"you should do this more often"
*sits in bed with shirt pulled up over nipples, winking" Yeah, I don't think so
Response to an "xoxoxo" via text:
"awesome sauce"
^translated into English: I love you too.
What the. What is this life.
"If I sent you stationary, would it make you horny? Like the thick stuff, nice and durable???"
"You know me, I'm down with the gays."
*facepalm*
"Can you google if penguins are ACTUALLY semi-aquatic? I don't wanna be wrong"
Gunter from Adventure Time
"Semi-aquatic birds get me hot."
I think it's time for bed.
I don't even remember what I was upset about
"Don't cry, you aren't pretty when you cry!"
Sunday evening, just singing some R Kelly.
Boyfriend: and after the party, it's the
Me: AFTAHPARTAH
Boyfriend: and after the after party, it's the
ME: HOTEL LOBBY
Boyfriend: and at 4 am, you gotta
ME: CLEAR DAH LOBBY!