Incorrect Fandom Quotes

A blog for incorrect quotes for any fandom

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[incorrect-fandom]

Ice Bear is hilarious, and you will quote everything Ice Bear says.

Ice Bear

[incorrect-fandom]

Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Wander The part of the show where Wander comes out and sings a silly song So without further adieu Silly songs with Wander Wander: the water buffalo song (singing) Everybody's got a water buffalo Yours is fast but mine is slow Oh, where we'd get them, I don't know But everybody's got a water buffaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I took my buffalo to the store Got his head stuck in the door Spilled some Lima beans on the floor Oh, everybody's got a Peepers: (spoken) Stop it, stop Stop right this instant What do you think you're doing? You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo When everybody does not have a water buffalo We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so, just stop being so silly Narrator: This has been silly songs with Wander Tune in next time to hear Wander sing Wander: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo Yours is pink but mine is blue Hers was small but then it *Peepers tackles Wander from off-screen while screaming*

[incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes]

Antonio: Camilo, what if there are monsters?

Camilo: Don’t worry, we’re top of the food chain.

[Much later...]

Antonio, lying awake at night: I am the monster.

[incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes]

Félix: Why can't you just say phrases correctly?

Agustín: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen.

[incorrect-fandom]

During "Any Sport in a Storm"

Hunter: What is it, exactly, that you bring to this team? Skara: I'm a planner. I make plans. Hunter: You've already made the plan, so... Skara: If the existing plan fails, I make a new plan. Hunter: So you make plans that fail. Skara: No. Viney: She also plays the lyre. Skara: Not relevant.

[the-herdier]

Grog: "Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?"

Vex: "Y-you were putting it in cold water!?"

Keyleth: "Grog! Answer the question, Grog!"

Grog: "Yeah? I thought for, like, five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason."

Grog: "You think I have the patience to boil water?"

Pike: "You don't have the patience to put water in the oven for three minutes?"

Vax: "Why are you. Putting it in the oven. To boil it?"

Pike: "Do you think I have the patience to boil water in the hearth?"

Vax: "It takes less than a minute!"

Scanlan: "Bestie, is your hearth powered by the fucking Sun!?"

Keyleth: "How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the hearth?"

Pike: "Like seven minutes!"

Vex: "Just stick the mug over the fire and it boils in like, two minutes. Less than that, use a saucepan."

Scanlan: "You're putting the whole mug over the fire!? Your hearth is enchanted!"

Vax: "Every single person in here is a fucking lunatic."

Percy, unable to believe what he's hearing: "DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE!?"

[sexycraisinthanos]

Bumblebee: I have no parental figures telling me not to wrestle bears.

Optimus: It’s me.

Optimus: I am that figure.

Optimus: I’m telling you now.

Optimus: Do not wrestle bears.

[sexycraisinthanos]

Bumblebee: Nobody told me I was supposed to bring a gift! I was out of the loop on gifts!

Optimus: It's, it's tradition among, um...people.

[sexycraisinthanos]

Optimus: I know you're not used to this...

Optimus: But maybe you should just try to keep it chill and see what happens.

Bumblebee: Great advice.

Bumblebee: Impossible to follow.

Bumblebee: But great advice.

[incorrect-fandom]

Shiroe: It's so dumb. Marielle: It's so dumb, it's brilliant! Shiroe: NO! It's just dumb!

[incorrectrotgquotes]

I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons.

Bunnymund to Jack Frost

[sexycraisinthanos]

Stephanie: Anyway, I'm ordering all of you to help me be LazyTown's hero for the day.

Stingy: Uh, only Sportacus can order all of us to do something.

Stephanie: Sportacus? Order them to help me.

Sportacus: Do whatever Stephanie says.

[huffylemon]

RIP yahoo answers

[the-real-seebs]

honestly, this was vital research. prior to Yahoo! answers, you would regularly encounter people saying "there's no such thing as a stupid question"

[gavinisqueer]

Gavin: I am bisexual and I'm going on a date with this gay android who I have a crush on!

Sixty: He's way out of your league, good job.

Nines: Back off, he's hot!

[incorrect-fandom]

Elise: Okay, Dan, help him. Dan: Wait, is this a trick? Elise: Nope. Let 'er rip. Just keep it clean. Dan: CHRIS!!! Chris, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequin trainwreck! LOOK AT YOU! You're part of a twelve-headed jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the BLIND! UNDERWEAR! MONEY! FAT!

[incorrect-fandom]

Skara's crystal ball: Hi, it’s Skara! Leave a message. *beep* Boscha: How DARE you let your crystal ball pick up! You are scum! You are worthless, spineless, rotten-to-the-core… That’s it! We are no longer friends! I hate you! We are done! If you ever try to SPEAK to me again, I will literally HEX YOU! [pause] Come over when you get this. …It’s Boscha. [hangs up]