NONDESCRIPT OBJECTS ADULT MALE

Or Stuffman for short. This is my personal blog. I like MSPaint and moetrash. Touhou-related features: * Ask the Five Magic Stones: Ask blog for the most unlikely character(s) touhou has to offer. Canceled, but you can still read it. * PURPLEQUEST: An adventure involving purple-haired touhous in a homestuck format. Canceled, but you can still read it. * SILVERQUEST: The concept revisited, now with white-haired touhous. Also canceled.

[stuffman]

>> IMPORTANT!! <<

I’ve decided to start a new account and relocate there for organizational reasons (one of them being so that my main page won’t be a retired ask blog anymore).

Going forward, my personal blog and art blog will now be separate, so you can choose to only follow the art blog if you want to ignore my other day-to-day inanities.

I also plan to start doing some rudimentary tagging for archival’s sake, but I’m lazy and won’t be going crazy with that.

My new personal blog is stuffman-main.tumblr.com.

My new art blog is stuffman-art.tumblr.com.

This account and it’s various discontinued blogs will stay up for posterity’s sake, but after a week or so I’m going to stop checking it.

Thanks for paying attention!

[stuffman]

One last reblog for anyone who missed it, before I log out of this account for good.

[stuffman]

>> IMPORTANT!! <<

I’ve decided to start a new account and relocate there for organizational reasons (one of them being so that my main page won’t be a retired ask blog anymore).

Going forward, my personal blog and art blog will now be separate, so you can choose to only follow the art blog if you want to ignore my other day-to-day inanities.

I also plan to start doing some rudimentary tagging for archival’s sake, but I’m lazy and won’t be going crazy with that.

My new personal blog is stuffman-main.tumblr.com.

My new art blog is stuffman-art.tumblr.com.

This account and it’s various discontinued blogs will stay up for posterity’s sake, but after a week or so I’m going to stop checking it.

Thanks for paying attention!

[stuffman]

damn, look at that impeccable taste

[stuffman]

if there’s one lesson you should learn from battleborn it’s that if you’re going to make a game of that kind you need to hire a character designer that knows what the fuck they’re doing

because holy shit that roster is awful

[stuffman]

while touhoumon is on my mind because goosty is updating purple, i’d just like to share a short experience i had when playing tppe

when i got my first satori and i noticed she had transform, i was like

“oh so satori is the ditto of this game”

“guess that means i’ll be doing plenty of breeding with satori ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “

then it turned out the actual ditto breeder was kedama

god damnit hemo

[stuffman]

wanted: position as side character in your combat anime

am huge and can stand in the back of all group shots

will block enemy attacks and prevent large objects from crushing the party, etc

won’t talk much and will instead communicate through hilarious pantomimes and background actions

may or may not be mysterious, up to you

will reveal true power and singlehandedly obliterate a minor antagonist in a desperate moment

will die horribly by jobbing to the final boss in the next to last episode to make you look good (please play sad music when this happens)

conditions:

must be fed frequently

series must be at least 23 episodes for proper dramatic buildup

no romances with other characters. it will diminish my gravitas

no dogs or other loyal animals may be harmed in your show, not even to enrage me into attacking a villain

please contact me if interested, thank you

[stuffman]

>:|

[mille-marteaux]

in other torturous news, i guess stuffman got his wish. i have to watch eiken now.

is this what you wanted, objects man? is it?

[mille-marteaux]

OH MY GOD IT HAS TO BE PUBLIC TOO

i guess i’ll be using the liveblog sideblog soon…

[stuffman]

STUFFMAN ALWAYS WINS IN THE END

[stuffman]

“what if we made moonlight sonata into battle music with lyrics”

[stuffman]

spider-yams, spider-yams, slinging webs across the land

she won’t bite, no need to flee

but you might catch a heart disease

look out!! it’s the incredible spider-yams!

[stuffman]

witness the true face of america.

[stuffman]

okay i voted

let the carnage begin

[stuffman]

(context)

nyoom

[mille-marteaux]

Visit Original Link

[stuffman]

does EVERYBODY just break into mari’s house when they want to talk to her??

how did dia even get there, kanan had to swim

[stuffman]

“hey guys what should we have hanamaru say in this scene”

you know when characters only alternate between making generic observations and saying their catchphrases I get the sense the writers don’t even like them

hanamaru deserves better

[stuffman]

So how's Sunshine

ugh

ugggh

guess i gotta watch more