Stuff My Mom Does

Just stuff my mom does

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Going back home and seeing mom just randomly bought two new phones that are just laying around the house, unused.

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So I was making weird cutesy faces in the mirror in my room when out of nowhere my mom just walks in and looks at me weirdly.

I hate those moments so much, it makes me wanna crawl under the earth.

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My mom just bought me the most glittery lipstick ever made. I never wear glitter. Is she ever paying attention to me? Or is she doing this just to piss me off?

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So I got a haircut this week, a sort of medium bob and my mum just went "You look like one of those hippie flower power girls now." What did I do wrong?

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9/11 birthday

So it's like... today is my mum's birthday.

Almost everyone is mourning over their lost loved ones and I'm supposed to celebrate my mom.  

Maybe I'm terribly wrong, but I find it overly amusing?

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Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe I'm not. But. Why. Why do you keep doing this. You make cakes, and give out the biggest one. THE BIGGEST OF THEM ALL. To someone who has a smaller family than us. And we are left with the tiniest of them all. Please explain that to me.

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No, mom, stop saying my panties are like Dumbo's ears. Just.. don't.

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I forgot to post this one a while ago, but I'm telling you guys about it now.

December 20. 10:45 pm. Just got back home from carolling our head-teacher. Tired, I went straight to bed and fell asleep right away.

December 21. About 3 am.

My mom wakes me up shaking me. "Wake up, wake up, I have something for you."

"Come on, look, here's your Christmas gift!"

"Do you like it?"

"I know you've wanted it."

"So, do you like it?"

... At 3 fucking o'clock in the morning. On a school night. 4 days before Christmas. 

Talk about excitement.

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Daily, my mom pleads me to eat healthier, meaning less sweets and eating actual food. She said she would stop buying Nutella. Recently, her pleads intensified, and I reasoned with her that I needed energy to study. 

The next Nutella jar was gone in almost 3-4 days, which is a record, knowing me. She made fun of that and reminded me that from now on she won't buy anything containing sugar or chocolate anymore.

Yesterday she went grocery shopping.

She came back with 2 big ass Nutella jars, a bag of mini-Bounties, 2 chocolate bars, and a handful of chocolate waffles.

IS THIS A TEST?

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After years of nagging me about how important school and education is, and how I should be a hard working girl, my mom decides to tell me that she and my dad didn't get admitted to college the first time they applied. I'm a senior. Such encouraging words of wisdom.

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Really now.

A few nights ago, I had a huge argument with my mom over the fact that she lets me go to the seaside, outside the city and country alone, but doesn't let me stay over at a friend who wasn't even home alone.

Today I announced her that I'm going to leave for a few days to travel yet again. She just said "Be careful how you leave and how you get home."

oTL

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Reservations

So, we went out for my birthday.

My brother was talking with my mom about our reservations and where we were placed. He said he wanted us to sit next to the piano. Right then he realized that there was a great possibility of not understanding each other because of the piano, ergo, not being able to communicate properly.

To which my mom replied: 

"Well, maybe it's better that way."

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On the phone

Mom: Sweetie, y'know, today is Saturday of the deceased and a neighbour gave me a glass to drink and I couldn't refuse her.. But I realised afterwards that it had a tad too much vodka.. and not much time passed since then, so, you dun have to pay attention to all that I say..

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Extensive shopping

So one day I come back from school and enter the kitchen and I see this huge silver shopping cart in the middle of it. Empty. Apparently the groceries were too heavy and she didn't want to go twice to the supermarket to get them, so she used it to bring them back home, since there was no one else available at that time to help her out.

Of course, the next day she returned it to the said supermarket, who didn't even notice one of their shopping carts was missing. 

After a couple of days, I noticed a smaller version of the shopping cart in the kitchen from the same supermarket. That too was returned. Eventually.

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Moms

Lovable little creatures aren't they. Especially when they butt in on everything you do. Or when you don't see the logic in what they are doing. Nevertheless, they just want everything that's good for their children.

I guess I'll just post random funny stuff my mom does.