in the land of gods and monsters, i was an angel

scarlett amora westbrook; seventeen; daughter of eros

[iam-loganroth-deactivated201502]

"IT’S RUINED! ALL RUINED! THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! ARE YOU DEAF? OR BLIND?" points at a "warning: don’t enter" sign. 

[stunningly-scarlett]

-slowly starts backing away- Well alright then.

[worth-a-thousand-words]

*Sigh*

[worth-a-thousand-words]

That’s a raw nerve, don’t touch it,please

[stunningly-scarlett]

Whatever you say.

[stunningly-scarlett]

moodboard: [1/?] scarlett westbrook + exterior personality

the fun-loving, hyperactive, gliter obsessed, sometimes cynical daughter of eros

[stunningly-scarlett]

Special sale this Valentine's Day! In honor of the stupid "holiday" I've decided to raise all my prices. So love and lust glitter are now $10 per container instead of $5. Thank those who have commercialized a day that's supposed to be about a man's death in the name of love.

[worth-a-thousand-words]

*Sigh*

If you aren’t one of my siblings or carrying my child, I’m really not in the mood to talk to you at the moment…..

[stunningly-scarlett]

Do you have a lot of people carrying your children?

[thefirstnoel-skilton-deactivate]

H—-hey, you. Can you take like three steps to the left. The sun is in my eyes.

[stunningly-scarlett]

Some Vitamin D is good for your eyes. 

[iam-loganroth-deactivated201502]

"Don’t touch that! nonono don’t!" runs to stop him from touching that and then something explodes. "well, fuck…" mutters under her breath.

[stunningly-scarlett]

Sorry! Sorry! I didn't mean to do that. I swear.

[littlelacydonovan-deactivated20]

Do you think you’re ready for something like that?

[stunningly-scarlett]

100%, never been more ready in my life.

[alec-lightupthsky-deactivated20]

Oh it is weird, but weird isn’t bad, y’know.

[stunningly-scarlett]

I agree and disagree, it's not weird but weird isn't bad at all. 

[the-fierce-clarisse]

"Or I could just take it. That seems easier."

[stunningly-scarlett]

If you want to be rude you could just take it but if you don't I might even want to give you some happily and the chances of me giving you more is higher.

[the-fierce-clarisse]

"Oh my gods, is that food for me?"

[stunningly-scarlett]

For a very small price it could be.

[gabe-aston-deactivated20151210]

Definitely.

[stunningly-scarlett]

Of course you'd have to fill out a playdate application form first.

[littlelacydonovan-deactivated20]

You could…help watch over some of the younger kids here?

[stunningly-scarlett]

It's not the same thing! Not as fun.

[alec-lightupthsky-deactivated20]

I applaud your desire to experience childbirth.

[stunningly-scarlett]

Thank you, most people think its weird.

[ms-amelia-ainsworth-blog]

Oh gods no. Horrible creatures. 

[stunningly-scarlett]

How can you say that?

[gabe-aston-deactivated20151210]

My boyfriend wants around twelve kids apparently so I think I know how you feel.

[stunningly-scarlett]

Our kids could go on playdates!

[lunavespari-deactivated20150226]

Did you just fall on your head? Or did someone throw a log at your head? Seriously, do you need to lie down? Because otherwise, I’m pretty sure that really angsty camper is having a baby, so you could always steal that one away.

[stunningly-scarlett]

I did not just fall on my head and no one threw a log at my head. I'm perfectly fine. I just love babies. That's not quite the same as having as my own.