[guerrillatech]

[minighostpan]

once more for the people in the back

[sallizzle]

[anastasianaxx]

[trapsoul9]

I like noticing details that no one sees

[what-even-is-thiss]

Seriously saw a bio on tinder that said “looking for someone to fix me”

Just waving the red flags all up in peoples faces huh

[what-even-is-thiss]

This on the other hand… I have no idea what kind of flag this is.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just saw someone who listed his occupation as “potential boyfriend” I’m speechless

[prince-of-liafail]

[Image ID: A screenshot that says "If you can correctly guess my favorite beer, chipotle order, or celebrity crush I will venmo you $1". ./ End ID]

[who-]

[funnytwittertweets]

[pikky126]

life is good again (ordered something online)

[pikky126]

life is bad again (account was charged)

[pikky126]

LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN (PACKAGE ARRIVED)

[misplaced-syllables-deactivated]

if u call me baby in that soft voice i’ll do whatever u want me to do

[vethox]

[heavensghost]

i wont tell anyone how im feeling cuz im no snitch

[heavensghost]

i will snitch to strangers on the internet tho

[bob-belcher]

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[helloitsbees]

the epic highs and lows of ordering something online

[helloitsbees]

see something nice

order

oh no that’s my money

money is gone

waiting

waiting

waiting

OBJECT HAS ARRIVED

[eclogues]

oh i get it now the torment is eternal

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ojibwa]

no more recovery im going to walk into the ocean and turn into sea foam