Previously screwtornadowarningsimsouthern.
I am now in Alaska. Hence the name change.
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i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Previously screwtornadowarningsimsouthern.
I am now in Alaska. Hence the name change.
trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)
Jeb!
everybody loves the gif but I feel like this moment can only truly be enjoyed with the audio so here
After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.
this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong
Which of these magic items would you rather have:
1) Shoes that allow you to reach your destination twice as fast as normal, but without appearing to anyone who looks to be moving faster than normal. Only works for walking trips.
2) A medallion that allows you to instantly teleport anywhere in the universe exactly once.
Pick one:
Shoes
Medallion
Would you rather have:
1) A cool million
2) A coin purse that always contains enough money in quarters to buy the thing you are trying to buy in cash, up to $10. If you try to purchase items for resale in this manner it does not work.
Pick one:
$1 Million
Coin Purse
Would you rather have:
1) A hoodie that makes you feel like you're at a comfortable temperature at all times no matter what the actual temperature is, but has no bearing on actual physical effects beyond regular hoodie properties
2) A ring that makes you immune to ill effects from cold and heat, but you can still feel it
Pick one:
Hoodie
Ring
Would you rather have:
1) Earbuds of mind reading: know when anyone nearby is thinking about you and the general vibe of their thoughts, though not exact words.
2) Glasses of malicious telepathy: Put a one-sentence thought into the mind of anyone you can see. They do not know how it got there.
Pick one:
Earbuds
Glasses
If the best writing you've experinced is a fanfic then you don't read enough books
MMMM, dead-guy bread. Just like Meemaw used to make.
The Wii U recently turned 10 years old…
I get the feeling the xbox 360 is going to be labeled retro in a few years.
Xbox 360 will be 17 years old in two days time.
Hey. HEY. NO.
all i am taking from this right now is that the switch should have wii games all on virtual console cheap
they updated it
goncharov (1973) dir. martin scorsese // h of h playbook - anne carson // @/orpheuslament (x) // wolf in white van - john darnielle // “the gods show up” - michael kinnucan (x) // @/annevbonny (x)
THATS it. NO wet food for a MONTH
Heartbreaking: woman finds that when she cuts back on snacks, takes daily walks, makes smoothies to encorporate more fruits into her diets, excercises every evening, goes to bed earlier, has smaller portions of her meals, and, yes, cuts back on gluten, she is happier and feels healthier and better about herself.
You know what's insane to me is the fact that Mr Darcy does everything he can to avoid anyone knowing about Mr Wickham and his attempt to elope with Georgiana Darcy, and then Elizabeth Bennet is like "No I won't marry you, and one reason is because I think you treated Mr Wickham poorly." And then Mr Darcy just throws out all of his effort to hide the attempted elopement, so he can defend himself to the woman he loves that already rejected him. I love it
Ok but if you’re anyone in the family other than Jane, you’ve just asked Elizabeth to go on a walk with this guy you know she hates and then she just comes back engaged???? And gets married and leaves forever?? No explanation, no understanding. Like getting caught up in a Bugs Bunny tornado where one second you’re fine and the next your hair is rustled, your clothes are ragged, and your ice cream is gone.
I started watching The BBC's 1995 adaptation of pride and prejudice with my parents and I never thought I'd be so fond of this series <3
So in typical artist fashion I've taken to drawing Lizzy in my free time :p She's soooo gorgeous jn this adaptation sighhh