[stupidbitchvodka]

stranger: hey nice shirt!

me: aw this? thanks! :)

me texting my bf: I've met someone else. Someone who appreciates me

[zelda-and-princess-hyrule]

Trickle down therapy, when one person in your friend group is able to get therapy, and teaches the rest of the group some of the strategies they have learned

[ohnosion]

It doesn’t matter how you feel about Pewdiepie, this?

Is still absolutely hilarious.

[living-deadx-girlx]

Get Out (2017) The opening of the film is partially inspired by the opening of Halloween (1978), which Jordan Peele describes as a subversion of “the perfect white neighborhood.”

[victordeadlock]

[bruhx10]

I know exactly what the fucking reply is. I don’t need to look closely, I know exactly which motherfucker you put in the distance

[yeehawlw]

i’m in me mums car girl is a lesbian so that vine is gay culture now

[yeehawlw]

[plasticcflower]

LEGEND

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[mjalti]

why doesn;t life….pick on someone her own size.. ive had enuf

[idgaf-vibes]

[barbed]

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

Walk a mile in these Louboutins

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[disregardcanon]

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[lordmogatron]

Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans

That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

[maxximoffed]

[angelcomplexion-deactivated2016]

y'all here on tumblr.edu always talking about some “do you ever think about-” like no i do Not Think Ever. already unrelatable. next

[ignitionremix-blog]

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

[mewn]

(gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh

[yiffhinata-deactivated20140304]

bruh thats gay

[mewn]

but bruh

[climatologist]

bruhzoned again

[podencos]

So sweet and funny how people become close enough to each other that they basically create their own language

[cloudbeam]

[abeautyinyourresistance-deactiv]

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with