Lord Mogatron

pan. nb. he/him. i get asked a lot if i'm autistic, and unfortunately, the answer is no; that's just my natural rizz

[lordmogatron]

And then he didn't shut up for 2 hours.

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[easel-eisel]

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

[09wooglenotabutt09]

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

I remember walking down the street and seeing a sign protesting George W. Bush’s war on Iraq, so I think that.

[sulkykarris]

Princess Diana dying in a car accident. Then probably coming home from school and watching 9/11 happen on live TV.

[davinaclaires]

THE MUMMY 1999, dir. Stephen Sommers

[yocalio]

THE MUMMY (1999) Dir. Stephen Sommers

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[yesornopolls]

If you had this, would you open it immediately?

(A small plush black bear is in this can. I have had it for more than a year, and it’s already several years old. I feel like I will keep it as an emergency stuffie time capsule.)

If you had this, would you open it immediately?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[lordmogatron]

[rongzhi]

Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

[sunsmudge-peachmoon]

#how DARE you say tumblr should send me phishing emails

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

[silverjirachi]

"umm can you tone it down?? there are minors here 😬" ok so 1) minors are not going to be killed if they see one (1) thing that is nsfw. i heard way worse from middle schoolers every single day as a teacher than most things i've seen on tumblr dot com

2) if the minors are distressed by implication sex exists they need to unfollow and better filter their content. if thats too hard for them they need to ask mommy and daddy or the sweet sweet government who's working so hard to protect them to do that for them. idk

[silverjirachi]

i am 100% serious when i say that if you are a minor and you are frequently distressed by content you see on the internet you need to evaluate your usage and debate if its best for you to even be here. the only way the internet will be completely squeaky clean and safe for you is if the fascism wins.

[silverjirachi]

before the reading comprehension crowd gets to me this is about public spaces like blogs and tumblr in general. individual blogs that are run by individual people from real life do not have an obligation to label all their content. it's better when they DO, but I as an adult am not going to constantly remember to tag every sexual innuendo or dirty joke i see. neither are fucking gimmick blogs. if you are in a space that is expressly directed to minors (like a private discord server for example) thats obviously different

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

A lot of people these days know Rick Astley because of funny internet joke, but he had multiple hits back in the 80s which were pretty nice! Like this one :3

[chongoblog]

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[lordmogatron]

That guy can frickin' shred on the guitar, too.