So That Happened...

Hi! I post nothing remotely Interesting. (Move along now...) Still here? Fine. I'm a 17 year-old straight male who really can't get any more generic. Still here? Your loss.

[stupidboyfriendthings]

Sunglasses

They make everyone look cool, except me. They make me look stupid.

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That feeling:

When you get a haircut and you feel multiple pounds lighter.

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I hate how...

I hate how every person you meet has a special place in your heart. Its like failing a test in a class where you have a perfect grade. If you lose someone, no matter how hard you try, your heart will never go back to 100% You just have to hope that the people you have left don't take any more of it away.

[the-brawl-girl]

I buy an eshop card for my WiiU and…

Looks normal, right?

Then I looked at the code.

…?

??????

Nintendo exPLAiN???

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[the-brawl-girl]

I CAN’T BREATHE

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Order totals that us cashiers find amusing (part 1)

12.34 17.38 23.19 19.84 20.15

[alexander]

*feeling of secondhand embarrassment from watching white suburban children trying to whip and naenae*

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video game enemy: *heals self*

me: how dare you

[scp372]

me: I have a really diverse music taste me: *listens to the same song on repeat for three weeks*

[just-shower-thoughts]

POV porn is also a first-person shooter.

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Oh my god.

[clubverrac0]

[solitude6]

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Oh well...

[kyt-online]

SNEAKIN INTO UR DMS

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Wtf

[pepperandpals]

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Alyssa:"Nobodies in KH are so much hotter than their original people"

Me:"Why are girls always attracted to guys without hearts?"

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I had a really clever post thought out today, but I got home, opened this app, and forgot it.

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So, Skylar is asleep, and he made the terrible decision to make a tumblr. Anyways, this is stupidgirlfriendthings. Your bad jokes (and puns) give me life and I clearly don’t hate you because <3

Goodnight, Sky <3 

[guccier]

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"So that happened" #2

Tumblr just said I’m not popular enough.

Yeah, fuck you too tumblr.