forever.

bella swan is a raging bisexual.

[stupidestlamb]

never really thought about it before but bella and rosalie’s relationship really is such an interesting concept , how they both wanted what the other had , really put jealousy into perspective

[stupidestlamb]

looked out of my window and saw some strange people hanging out in the trees. they won’t leave 😤

[stupidestlamb]

edward when bella enters his life

[stupidestlamb]

these are the hands and feet of a killer, bella

[stupidestlamb]

“do you, bella swan, take edward ‘it’s the, um...florescence’ cullen to be your lawfully wedded husband?”

[stupidestlamb]

babe we have guests coming, bring out the fine china

[stupidestlamb]

the twilight saga where everything is exactly the same except edward cullen wears these booty shorts

[stupidestlamb]

destroy typical animal names. there will be no cats called mittens or dogs called rover or cows called daisy or fish called bubbles or hamsters called hammy or rabbits called fluffy. be creative. more dogs called microwave. more cats called I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in: my voice, my face, even my smell. As if a need any of that. As if you could outrun me! As if you could fight me off! I'm designed to kill.

[stupidestlamb]

finally got around to putting the stars on my tree :))

[stupidestlamb]

TWILIGHT BTS RARES !

enhanced and turned into icons by me. please like or reblog if you use. let me know if you’re interested in more!

[stupidestlamb]

my bio’s kinda dumb now huh

[bellaskhakis]

thinking about her (the mushroom ravioli) 

[sleepingthroughmyproblems]

Why is everyone calling Edward Cullen a "Spanish flu survivor"? The boy very much died, don't take pandemic advice from him

[esmeanneplatte]

okay i have one question

is Emmett holding eggs??? bc if so that opens up so many more questions. like the orange i get for appearances sake but why would you willingly grab like 6 eggs 

[satyriconmp3]

obviously so he can offer me a nice egg in this trying time 😤😤

[stupidestlamb]

op you know that scene with gaston and the eggs in beauty and the beast???

[stupidestlamb]

sleep paralysis but it’s mike newton saying “gotta get that protein in there”

[stupidestlamb]

biggest mistake they made in twilight was having carlisle go from that white bleach blonde to brown blonde in breaking dawn, change my mind

[stupidestlamb]

heidi and victoria were in a coven together ?????? did i just completely gloss over this ??????