Forever In Love With Esme

Jay|22|queer|he/they|terfs dni|💕

[the-golden-onion]

is it just me or

same energy

[the-golden-onion]

@morelike-bi-light u know what ur right

[haletwinsstan]

Rosalie finding Emmett bleeding out in the woods:

[bellasmommyissues]

Okay here is my main criticism of twilight over all. Meyer didn’t know how to write Edward as a compelling love interest right. So she just made every other guy around Bella SUCK. And then when Jacob started to become more prominent I think she realized that oh shit Jacob might actually be a better love interest??? But of course she couldn’t have that, so that’s why Jacobs ‘shift’ happened. i think that that instead of going back and rewriting Jacobs character to make him less likeable she was lazy and just made him do a 180 and be predatory and possessive and fucking assault Bella. Either that or Meyer legit thought that was romance and she needs some hard therapy

[twilitty]

No because this is so true. Smeyer knew people would all be team Jacob if she didn’t find a way to brutalize his character.

[odd-ysseus]

Types of Twilight "Fans"

A non-definitive list of what I have observed from my first few weeks of being on Twilight Tumblr.

Unironically a fan. Thinks the Cullens are the perfect found family. Yes, Edward is a little overbearing at times, but it's Bella's fault for not standing up for herself and setting boundaries <3

JUST here for the aesthetics.

Not a fan, but still invested in spite of themselves. Justifiably angry about the racism/misogyny. Otherwise, thinks Twilight would have been better if *insert trait of any character/a certain scene/worldbuilding, etc.* had been written like this instead.

Looks at Twilight from a 187 degree angle and is somewhat confused because how did Stephenie Meyer accidentally write an absurdist Vladimir Nabokov novel?

"Effervescent"

[esmeanneplatte]

rb if u love esme 

like if u love esme

ignore if u love esme

[fiddlesolo]

she was not reluctant

[badviolets]

redemption arcs are kinda cringe if you think about it. oh youre powerful and evil and now… want to be a bummer and sad about it? lol what are you catholic

[biggayforbellaswan]

I lowkey feel like the bag falling was definitely not scripted

[jasperwhitcock]

regular, boring, probably straight people think the twilight movies suck because they don’t watch them correctly. they watch them as a drama when they are very obviously a comedy. the fact edward googles immortalicum is literally all the proof u need they are a COMEDY

[lalaleslie88]

To all the cowboy Jasper supporters y'all do realize Jackson Rathbone played a cowboy in the 2012 movie Cowgirls and Angels right?

Like we have photos of cowboy Jasper 101

[fiddlesolo]

sometimes emmett goes to the zoo just to stir the pot & watch the local town write a front page news story about how all the animals went apeshit on a random tuesday afternoon

[dianaofthemyscira]

Alice Cullen and Jasper Hale in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

[cullen-trash]

I think I'm just going to buy a pair of those red and blue 3d glasses -you know the ones- and pop the red lense out and put another blue one in and live like that. Twilight (2008) all the time babey

[esmeanneplatte]

Not me logging into this tumblr after 2 years to get back into an old hyoerfixation of mine

[howulikindaraingirl]

“y’know how quileutes are supposedly descended from wolves?”

“wolves, like real wolves?”

“i just examined the body”

“he died?

“even if i am damned, regardless”

“damned... like... like, hell?”

“harry clearwater had a heart attack”

“is he ok”

bella with some great questions

[alicecullen]

Happy holidays for your not-so-local nb dykë! (They/them)

[rosaalee]