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stupidiots is a private & dependent multi - muse blog affiliated with campusloser. mun is over 21 & mature themes may be present. please DNI with this blog if you're not a part of the group ! penned by kloudy.
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welcome to the black parade or w/e @whimsyhcrts
main lot. five minutes. urgent emo business. he hadn’t been entirely sure that would actually get savannah to show, but apparently he still knew his audience. he’d stationed himself near the far end of the lot, leaning against the front of a car that very much didn't belong to him, with two pitch-black slushies tucked out of sight on the hood behind him. from a distance, there was nothing especially suspicious about the picture. only once she got close enough would the refreshments at the funeral make their debut.
kieran could’ve picked any gleek. that was half the point. it was mostly for the love of the game, with a little retaliation thrown in after that slushie rumor started making the rounds. but savannah had become a particularly hot topic over the last few days. first came the revelation that the grandmother they’d held an actual vigil for had apparently been part of a lie. then came the reason for the lie: a secret baby. suddenly an ex-fling he’d mostly filed away under …interesting while it lasted had enough concealed lore for three seasons of prestige television, which was exactly the kind of questionable behavior he might’ve found hot once. not anymore. they were #over, and he wasn’t about to reopen that coffin just because she’d turned out to be crazier than he thought.
“ there she is, ” he called when he spotted her, brightening like this was a perfectly normal reunion between two people who used to make out. “ before anything happens, i want credit for being thoughtful. ” he picked up both cups, one in each hand, and held them up for her inspection. his eyes dropped to the slushies, then back to her. “ funeral chic. bespoke, even. you can't say i never knew how to romance you. ” a beat, and then his mouth pulled into a grin. “ also, apparently you have a daughter? which, by the way, insane thing to learn after the fact. ” not that she owed him a disclosure form back then, but still, he’d spent enough time around her to be faintly offended on behalf of his own powers of observation. surely there should’ve been a vibe. a stray maternal instinct. something. then there was the rest of it. the music, the fashion, the whole morose little ecosystem he’d once found intriguing enough to orbit until, eventually, it had started getting too weird. “ anyway. congratulations on the baby. and enjoy your little field trip for losers. these are sort of for both. ”
that was about as much warning as he felt obligated to give. the first cup tipped forward in one quick motion, sending black ice and syrup straight at her; the second followed almost immediately after. blue raspberry, cherry, and an irresponsible amount of black food colouring splattered across her in two successive waves. then, he was left holding nothing but plastic and a grin that had gone openly delighted at the sight of his handiwork. he gave the cups a tiny shake, as if checking for anything he'd missed, his eyes flicking over the black syrup now streaking through her blonde hair. “ hope that doesn't stain! ”
closed starter ft. @scgclden
deciding she probably shouldn’t get drunk with conditioning at seven in the morning had valeria finding other ways to entertain herself, which was how she’d ended up perched on brooks’ kitchen counter with tyler nearby, three half-finished drinks between them and a pizza box open beside her. “ try this one, ” she said, nudging the newest cup toward him. “ sprite, cranberry, lime… barely any vodka. coach can smell weakness from, like, three buildings away. ” she waited for him to take a sip before stealing it back for one of her own, swinging one foot idly against the cabinet beneath her as she considered it. by the third attempt, though, even playing bartender was starting to lose her. “ okay, how do sober people actually have fun at these things? ” she asked, looking down at him with a little grin before taking another sip. then, her curiosity turned more toward him than the drink. “ how far are you taking this tonight? are you actually pacing yourself or am i gonna hear something insane from you in, like, an hour? ”
closed starter ft. @rawtalents
the corner store run had left him carrying more than he’d meant to, but with brooks apparently handling the alcohol side of things, he figured somebody could make sure the sober options extended beyond water. a couple bottles of jarritos, a few fever-tree ginger beers, san pellegrino and bottled lemonade had earned their own little section of the kitchen counter by the time he twisted the cap off a diet coke for himself. “ there, ” he muttered, mostly to himself as he shoved the last bottle into place. “ now it’s a party. ” it was only when he straightened that he caught sight of a familiar face nearby, and rather than let them disappear back into the crowd, he reached for one of the bottles and held it up in offering. “ you drinking tonight, or can i interest you in something from my incredibly well-stocked sober bar? ” he glanced back at his spread, then added, “ there’s water too, i'm sure, but i figured we could do a little better than that. ”
mckenna stopped in her tracks when she saw him. she hadn't seen him in person in...well, likely weeks? the last time she'd heard his voice was in the video he'd made. why was he torturing her again? she sucked her teeth, she knew what this probably was. he was probably going to ask her to stop telling people that he ghosted her. how dare he! she was making a lot of assumptions. "let me guess, you apologized in a youtube video, so now i should stop telling people about what you did, even though it's totally the truth and i'm allowed to have been hurt by it? is that what we're going with? or are we going with something different?" she said, "if it's something different, i would for sure like to hear it."
wyatt couldn’t even blame her for assuming there was some ulterior motive behind him showing up; he hadn’t exactly been building a strong case for himself lately. by the time she finished, all he could do was give a small nod and adjust the strap of his bag. “ i mean, it happened. it’s the truth, so i’m not gonna ask you to stop saying it just because it makes me look bad. but that's not why i'm here. i still owe you the explanation i wasn’t ready to give you then. ” he paused, then gave a small, resigned huff through his nose before taking a deeper breath. “ i’ve got some history with the glee club that i’m not exactly eager to revisit. ” enough that he’d wanted nothing to do with the club at all. wyatt had never exactly loved having anything that personal turned into something everyone could watch. “ so when i found out you joined, i guess i got in my head about it. things between us were going really great, so my brain kind of went straight to, well shit, this is how it happens again. which wasn’t fair to you, but… that’s what happened. not a good reason, and definitely not an excuse. ” in some ways, it would’ve been almost easier if he’d simply gotten bored or stopped liking her somewhere along the way, but that had never been the problem. “ i’m just… really sorry for treating you the way i did. ”
(﹙˓ 🎧 ˒﹚) whoa, did you just hear that voice? it's so recognizable that i have no doubt it's kieran ryu. i don't really know much about them, but i heard they're a twenty - five year old communications major in their fourth year of study. people say that they're imaginative and tenacious, but rumor has it that they're actually dishonest and opportunistic, so i guess we'll never know the truth unless you live with them in hummel house. if you ask me, i think i'd describe them as the unreliable narrator, but their spotify wrapped should say more about them, in which fake tales of san francisco by arctic monkeys, too dumb to die by green day, and sweet talk by saint motel are amongst their most played. but whatever, i wish them luck on their endeavors in saint rivera's ice hockey titans. i don't know how they have time for all of that, but i can't wait to see how this new school year treats them! ( sang heon lee, cis man and he / him, bisexual ) 𝄞ˎˊ˗
𝐖𝐇𝐎: emmett, wyatt, & milo callahan @hrmonies @stupidiots
By the time Emmett reached the tennis courts, the morning dew had long since burned off beneath the sun; an unseasonably warm day for November, which meant a perfect day for Emmett to practice. His duffel landed on one of the benches with a dull thud before he unzipped it, pulling out three rackets instead of one. He leaned them carefully against the fence, bouncing a fresh tennis ball against the concrete as he glanced toward the path leading from campus.
They were late. Not late late, but late enough to annoy him. Emmett checked his watch out of habit, though he already knew the time. He kept bouncing and catching the ball until two familiar figures came into view; he didn't wave. "Took you long enough." He said, finally looking up. Emmett reached and picked up his assigned racket, ready to get started despite his brothers only being there for less than sixty seconds.
"I say we do best out of three. And before you ask," his gaze drifted to Milo. "No, trying to distract me midserve does not count as a strategy." He stepped backward, closer to the turf. "So, which one of you wants to lose first?"
the walk from campus had taken longer than usual, the stop for drinks adding a few minutes to a pace already set by milo’s injured foot. as the courts came into view, wyatt caught emmett glancing at his watch and quickened his pace over the last stretch, careful not to pull too far ahead of milo or tip the cardboard drink carrier in his hand. once they reached the bench, he passed emmett his drink before setting the carrier down beside the duffel, his and milo’s cups still inside. “ we made pretty good time, all things considered. ”
wyatt picked up one of the rackets resting against the fence as emmett proposed the match, not especially bothered by who won but quietly amused by how certain his brother already sounded. he’d always found it faintly admirable how seriously emmett took things, even a casual game between the three of them; unfortunately, the same competitive instinct had never quite found its way into him. the warning aimed at milo earned a quiet huff of laughter. “ not even giving the injured one a handicap? ” wyatt stepped onto the court and stopped near the baseline, rolling the racket once between his palms before looking over at their brother. “ you actually playing, mi, or are you sitting this one out and keeping score? ” @hrmonies
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the stretch of pavement outside jones house had become the latest place wyatt had failed to sit still. he remembered enough of her routine to know when tuesday rehearsal usually finished, though there was no guarantee she’d come straight home afterward. if she had somewhere else to be... well, he’d already resigned himself to waiting there all night. he knew he’d handled everything like a dick, then made it even worse by saying nothing when she gave him the chance to explain himself. when she finally came into view, he stopped mid-step, one hand tightening around the strap of the duffel slung over his shoulder. “ hey, mckenna. ” his free hand hovered awkwardly at his side before he tucked it into his jacket pocket. for half a second, some of the tension left his expression at the sight of her, only to return when he remembered why he was there. “ i know i probably don’t get to ask you for much right now, but… could i have a minute? ”
hearts meme for oliver + wyatt!
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗 (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)
💔 non-existent 💗 very low 💗💗 a little 💗💗💗 hopeful 💗💗💗💗 high 💗💗💗💗💗 maximum
drop me a character name and i’ll reveal my muse’s heart ( whether they're aware of it or not is an entirely different question! )
wyatt for mckenna!
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💔 (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)
💔 non-existent 💗 very low 💗💗 a little 💗💗💗 hopeful 💗💗💗💗 high 💗💗💗💗💗 maximum
drop me a character name and i’ll reveal my muse’s heart ( whether they're aware of it or not is an entirely different question! )
goldie for val + wyatt and tyler for dennis
goldie for valeria:
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)
goldie for wyatt:
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)
tyler for dennis:
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💔 (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)
💔 non-existent 💗 very low 💗💗 a little 💗💗💗 hopeful 💗💗💗💗 high 💗💗💗💗💗 maximum
drop me a character name and i’ll reveal my muse’s heart ( whether they're aware of it or not is an entirely different question! )
marijoy for valeria
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)
💔 non-existent 💗 very low 💗💗 a little 💗💗💗 hopeful 💗💗💗💗 high 💗💗💗💗💗 maximum
drop me a character name and i’ll reveal my muse’s heart ( whether they're aware of it or not is an entirely different question! )
julian & aidan for the hearts meme! for val and dennis~
julian for valeria:
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗 (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔 (hoping for a romantic relationship)
aidan for valeria:
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)
julian for dennis:
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💔 (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔 (hoping for a romantic relationship)
aidan for dennis:
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗 (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔 (hoping for a romantic relationship)
💔 non-existent 💗 very low 💗💗 a little 💗💗💗 hopeful 💗💗💗💗 high 💗💗💗💗💗 maximum
drop me a character name and i’ll reveal my muse’s heart ( whether they're aware of it or not is an entirely different question! )
wyatt, fmk stella mckenna oliver
“ oh, this is evil. okay… marry stella—and hear me out. we were together for a year, which is about the longest anyone outside my family has willingly put up with me, and there was a lot about us that kinda worked before everything went sideways so… yeah. kiss mckenna, assuming she’d even let me anywhere near her face, which she has several very fair reasons not to. and fuck oliver. respectfully. extremely respectfully. under different rules i’d obviously marry all three of them (delusional) which is apparently not how this works. ”
Wyatt, if Stella forgave you, would you rejoin New Directions?
“ no, not at the moment. not really sure what she'd be forgiving me for, exactly... and even if stella and i were okay again, the thought of someone potentially dedicating a song to me over the smallest inconvenience still makes me want to leave the country. they do need more people who’ll sing rock in there, though. seriously, where’s the nickelback? three doors down? goo goo dolls? somebody has to bring a little divorced-dad energy to the setlist. but still no. milo could probably talk me into it eventually, but nobody tell him that. ”
dennis, who do you think are the top five athletes at saint rivera?
“ ranking people across completely different sports is methodologically questionable, but tyler is obviously up there for swimming, shepherd is an obvious choice for football, milo for ice hockey—yes, the musical production incident was an unfortunate disruption to his season, but my goat will make a comeback. natalie is unmatched on the soccer field; i don’t think that’s even debatable. last but not least, my fellow short king fontaine, living proof that height is largely irrelevant when you know exactly where to be on the ice. are these also five of my favourite athletes to watch? perhaps. that doesn’t make me wrong. ”
"i can't lie and say i didn't notice that particular pairing, but i can follow the logic there. i mean, if they're going to come together over something, should it not be the musical stylings of one direction?" lore asked, fully ignoring dennis's lighthearted comment about her opinion actually counting (important! but also known, given their long-lasting friendship) in favor of voicing the thoughts she'd had only moments ago.
of course, then came the karaoke question. the one she'd sort of been putting off herself. that they'd been so easily able to assess her current state and determine the intention behind it wasn't a surprise - they'd always been good at perceiving her (even when she wished they weren't). but still, her eyes widened as she stumbled through an answer. "i have been waiting for that, yeah," she conceded. the shots hadn't been part of the preparation for it, but the drink afterward had certainly been meant to lend her some courage. "i just need to figure out a song. and a partner." a general statement, but delivered with direct eye contact. whoops. "by that i mean i have a partner. group. goldie wants to do something from charlie's angels. so i will definitely be getting up there at some point."
with the constant shuffling of the crowd, it had only been a matter of time until the space shifted just enough for lore to settle in nicely near dennis's side. but she didn't get to enjoy it for long before the alarm bells in her brain started blaring and it was her turn to make an assessment. where are your other two-thirds? it sounded innocent. and they had a talent for saying what he really meant, so it had to be innocent, right? "goldie is looking for cece," she gestured vaguely in the direction the girl had run off. she followed that up with one more explanation, delivered almost-but-not-quite nervously as she looked up at them. "and i... was looking for you."
the party was chaotic, with crowds of people pushing from room to room, music blaring in between karaoke tracks, and an honestly not great version of suddenly seymour pumping through the speakers at that very moment. but from her spot next to dennis, it felt like lore was in the eye of a hurricane. one moment of calm before she had to face the rest of the night. she'd gotten everything she'd wanted - she was friends with goldie and sort-of friends with cece and they were visually tied together at a major event. and yet, somehow that was the best part of the night thus far.
lore didn't have a drink to offer up in celebration when the toast moment happened, but it was probably for the best given that the night was still young. instead, as dennis lifted their cup, she responded with a nod. "and you as well, as brad. the savior of the production, some might say." and with a meaningful pause and another nod: "to rocky horror. which is over now."
they took a drink while lore made her case, watching her over the rim of the cup with an expression that grew more convinced by the second. by the time she finished, dennis gave a thoughtful nod, as though the logic had survived proper scrutiny. “ exactly. and frankly, we should be using them to settle more disputes around here. ”
the brief detour through partner and into group didn’t escape his notice. neither did the eye contact that came before lore began correcting herself. he let her reach the safety of charlie’s angels without interrupting, amusement gathering at the corners of his mouth as she continued. “ right, ” he said once she’d finished, as though the distinction had now been made perfectly clear. “ i can’t claim any familiarity with it beyond the title, so whatever you choose is going to serve as my introduction. ” they bumped their shoulder lightly against hers. “ you'll be great. anyone partnered with you would be lucky. ”
his attention followed her vague gesture for only a moment before returning to her. it was the slight hesitation that made the admission land. the fact that she had chosen to say it at all when she could have left him to assume they’d simply ended up in the same part of the room. “ good. i was hoping you would. ” dennis had been content to let her enjoy the night with her friends, but that didn’t mean he'd intended to leave without finding her at some point. knowing she had done the same drew an unguarded smile to his mouth.
how hopelessly gone dennis was for lore showed in how little of the room still held his attention. looking at her now, he couldn’t imagine wanting to be anywhere else. it wasn’t only their history drawing him in, but the ease of being with her, the care she gave so freely, and all the smaller things he’d been lucky enough to know. he didn’t need to be at the centre of her life; he only hoped there might still be room for him in it.
the claim that they had saved the production drew a warm laugh from them. “ i was more of a last-minute structural reinforcement, but i’m willing to let your version enter the official record. ” still smiling, they set their cup down on the nearest available surface. her final addition took some of the humour from their expression. they understood the opening for what it was, tentative as it might have been.
“ it is, ” they agreed, their expression easing as they held her eyes. “ which brings us back to where we left things before the show and everything else took over our lives. ” the pause that followed wasn’t hesitation so much as the care of choosing the words properly. “ i meant all of it, lore. i’ve had plenty of time to think about it since, and time hasn’t talked me out of a word. ”
the corner of his mouth lifted, but he didn’t rush to fill the quiet that followed. he'd already told her how he felt; this wasn’t another confession, only the chance to ask whether there might be somewhere for those feelings to go. the hope in his expression was open, though he left the answer entirely with her.
“ and if you're still where you were then... what do you say? you and me, finally going on that date—and maybe giving us another shot? ”