"I Crave ~ C O C A I N E~ "
-Bree
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise

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Jimmy Eat World
The Bowery Presents

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@stupidshitsisterssay
"I Crave ~ C O C A I N E~ "
-Bree
Bree: I need a mortar and pestle Jadon: I know what that is, I played Skyrim
"I will continue the wanting to fuck Howl Pendragon Agenda"
- Karli
taking a test
"If I get this question imma KMS" "Oop I live another day!"
-Karli
Quote's from me watching a stupid horror movie
"Don't kill the dog,I don't give a fuck about the dude, just don't kill the dog"
"Walls don't normally ooz black goo. You can't be that stupid"
"You just fucked a ghost chick and you have a whole ass wife"
"Di-did jizz just come out if the shower head instead of water?"
"Wait your wife is pregnant and your acting like a fuck boi"
"I hope the dog bites your nuts off"
"don't lie,that pick up line isn't sexy don't act like it is"
"Did you just eat a marble? Willingly?"
"You know I'd live with the bitch ghost to have that kitchen"
"STOP MAKING THE LIGHT SOCKETS JIZZ GHOST"
"WHY DID YOU KILK THE DOG. HE DIDN'T ASK TO HAVE A FUCK BOI FOR A OWNER"
"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU NOW GHOST BITCH,AND THEN THE FUCK BOI. YOU DONT KILL THE DOG"
"DONT APOLOGIZE TO THE GHOST SHE KILLED THE DOG AND STUFFED HIM INTO THE DRYER"
"You love your pregnant wife but you almost fucked a ghost bitch??"
"Did you just bitch slap her with a sledge hammer?"
"You are a pussy bitch dude"
"Why you sound like a squeaky toy"
"Oh so its like monster house then?"
"STOP MAKING SHIT THATS NOT SUPPOSE TO JIZZ GHOST"
"Well fuck boi is dead. Don't kill the wife pls"
"The pastor lady I like but she's a little sus"
" "my husband is a fuck up" is now my new favorite quote"
"WHY IS THE BROTHEL DUDE WHO IS GONNA FUCK THE GIRL GHOST WEARING A PLAGUE MASK?"
"The amount of times I've said just leave is exhausting"
"The fact that the pregnant wife was less of a pussy then her dead husband is amazing"
"You stayed in the house.....after all of that shit....why?"
Movie: The girl on the third floor
"Apparently instead of a weed dealer. Imma weeb dealer"
-Rachel (Rat)
Cortney: I'M GAY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: *Un pauses anime*
Character: "yes, I heard that"
*walking past the park*
Bree: That guy is getting his duck sicked
Cortney & Rat: duck sicked?
Bree: DICK SUCKED!!!!!!!
Bree: Ugh! Why are they all old people?
Rachel: What do you have against old people???
Beauty And The Beast
Bree: you just want his beast dick
Rachel: BREE!!!!!
Bree: What? You know it cant be small
Rachel: I'm done with you
While Walking To The Store
Guy: *shitty pick up line*
Rachel & Bree: *ignore*
Guy: *drive's to the next stop sign* "hey baby"
Rachel: "unless your name is Kim Namjoon you ain't got a chance"
-Bree
This was before quarantine
Bree: Tom And Jerrys on.
Rachel: well that's better than Dora. Dora can't even see past her own eyes.
-Rachel
While Playing Sims 4
Cortney: "Where the fuck is the fiahwasher?"
Rachel: "FISHWASHER?!?!?"
Bree: "FISHWASHER?!?!?"
Rachel:
*Sees Dora on TV*
"Imagine a heavy metal Dora"
Bree:
"DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"
Cortney: "Hey Google, I'm depressed"
Google: " Oh No ;-;"
Bree: In the wise words of Rat.
"The weed hits harder when your depressed"
-Bree
Robo-Dick
Me: He's got a robot dick :3
Bree: IT NEVER GOES SOFT :D