Ive always wanted sauce tits.

Number one Jeremy Wells fan!! Follow me for Taskmaster babbling and very little else <3

[kiwitaskmaster]

New Blog!

This will predominantly be based around Taskmaster New Zealand BUT i will almost definitely talk about UK/ AU/ various other language versions too!

Masterlist

Please do not interact if you’re going to be negative! I will just block you :)

As of right now I’ve watched

Taskmaster UK: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 (DNF’d), 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, mid 17, 18, 19

Taskmaster NZ: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Taskmaster AU: 1, 2, 3

Suurmestari: 1

Kongen Beflar: 1

Stormester: Not yet started

Bäst i test: Started 1 + 4

Direktor Svemira: Started

(bolded are my favourite seasons)

Please send asks! I don’t bite.. unless you ask nicely

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fuck my stupid baka life

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Hi freaking out /pos

TM NZ S6 E10 spoilers

CHASMAN???? FUCKING TOM CASHMAN????????? never been so joyed in my life

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Helloo tumblr I know Ive been away, I have no real excuse <3 Ive said it maybe twice now butttt back watching tm nz 2.. soon :)

cross my heart 🩵

[basketcasemp3]

not joking but i think about this at least once a week

[superbeans89]

What is with lesbians and Paul Williams? He seems to kiss at least one a series

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Im so excited for tmnz season 6. Who's your favourite from the new cast/ who are you most excited to see? For me its Alice snedden

TMNZ 6 has not in fact left my mind since i saw it yesterday much to all of my friends distastes, that being said i am not super in the comedy scene, and even less kiwi (unfortunately i am british /silly) BUT based off my research (fairly quick glanced at their instagrams)

Jack Ansett

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EIGHTEENTH AUGUST.

[flamingbluepanda]

Taskmaster is legitimately the best show ever like. Five comedians compete for zero money and minimal prestige, which means they're all there to have fun and cause chaos and you can tell that theyre all enjoying it. The two hosts have a weird psychosocial bdsm dynamic and they make it everyone's problem and they both actively consent to it and enjoy it. They have fancy chairs and a house on a golf course that get destroyed regularly. Everyone embarrasses themselves and has a great time doing it. The host whos the "sub" and regularly gets verbally and at times physically abused by every single person on the show organizes everything including a large portion of the abuse. They put every single episode for free on youtube along with lots of bonus content so that every single person can watch it. They have a ton of memes and references and Easter eggs hidden all around but it doesnt limit your enjoyment if you miss something. You find yourself rooting for a special little guy but its equally fun when your special little guy looses. You can pop it on in the background and tune in when you see something funny and laugh but it also makes great background noise. They even have a cow.

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EIGHTEENTH AUGUST.

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“Woodpeckers must be hard as fuck” - Chris Ramsey, S13 E1

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you cannot leave that in the tags i burst out laughing you’re so right actusllt

(tags by @fuunsaiki)

[deluxe-distrait]

[eesttm]

"Thankfully, when it does end, we'll still have each other."

Taskhusbands in Series 19

[elixir-if-i-wanna]

[stopmyhearts]

affirmation: I am a normal person and I like doctor who a normal and expected amount

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Started watching Taskmaster Portugal and why does some of the laugher sound fake?? it’s driving me up the walls

Maybe i’m imagining it but some of it just feels weirdly placed and just. off

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FRED THE SWEDE IS BACK!!!!!