i tend to talk about things that society isn't ready to hear. substance abuse, gender non-conformity, cult movies, electro-punk, japanese cartoons, heresy, extreme art — you name it.
enjoyment =/= endorsement.
DNIs are stupid, i will block anyone i don't like.
lñ: falls to her knees and starts bawling then offers to shave it for you next time
lt3: falls to his knees and starts bawling
screw: looks for any stray hairs and plucks them out w his teeth (such a gentleman)
bunny: is supportive of your decision but goes home and starts bawling
rebel: bold of you to assume you’re getting head from her
iffy: “nice haircut”
jack: falls to his knees and starts bawling
frank: doesn’t gaf
dickface: holds a funeral for it
pinkie: supportive monarch
b-sides: falls to his knees and starts bawling
squid: is happy
i'm crying omg
dlñ: it'd be hypocritical of her to cry when she shaves her bush herself🤔🤔🤔but yea she'd offer to shave yours (for $5)
LT3: he'd pretend he's okay with it but deep down he's in absolute despair
screw: not even kurtie himself could have come up with anything more accurate than this you're getting a degree in screweology
bunny: yess,, they'd try to be nice about it at least 😢😢 marking their calendars n shit trying to predict when your bush will fully grow back bc they're desperate
rebel: absolutely disgraceful of you to get rid of Its greatest gift to humankind.
iffy: he'd genuinely threaten to cut himself if you even mention shaving your bush in front of him
jack: give you the cold shoulder till it grows back if it ain't hairy he's not eating it
frank: he'd shave his own in retaliation
dickface: oh my god she'd be SO dramatic about it. would spend like 3 hours just crying into her pillow and throwing a fit because her wife got rid of the bush in the summer
pinkie: yes she wouldn't care she's munching on that kitty no matter what
B-SIDEZ: i feel like he's the type of dude that prefers it shaved. even his own
my self indulgence? mindless. my respect? due. my Frankenstein girls? strangely sexy. my urine? jimmy. my msi? loved. my giving a shit? stopped. my hyperfixation? guess
