rp starters: demonic goatman's bridge (buzzfeed unsolved)
"How are you gonna be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that?"
"How are you feeling? You did it."
"There are some pretty shady things that have happened to people around here."
"Can you even look just a little bit worried?"
"You've got a glazed look in your eyes."
"Yeah, I'm fucking nervous, man. I feel like I'm gonna vomit."
"We're all assholes here."
"None of us believe in ghosts."
"I don't know why I phrased it 'lucky for us.'"
"I think I was feeling brave when I wrote this."
"This isn't lucky for you at all."
"No one knows why there's this spectre of darkness just sitting on it."
"I'm gonna try to avoid saying 'demon' as much as I can."
"I'm not gonna let you goad me into this. I know what you're trying to do."
"I'm not trying to scare you, but I got a bad feeling about this one."
"Why are you unbuttoning your pants? We're in public right now."
"You've out-dumbed yourself."
"I thought this was gonna be funny, but now I'm actually kind of glad that I have it."
"There are several legends of bridges acting as gateways to another realm."
"This bridge and the surrounding woods are said to harbor a dark entity."
"There are records of people practicing rituals in this forest."
"How am I the same as a Satanist?"
"You believe everything they believe."
"You've gotta decide which side you're on."
"I'm on a whole other coin. A chill-ass wheat back penny or something."
"Demons are preternatural beings. Therefore, not human."
"I kind of directly disobeyed him."
"I'm doing it for the betterment of the science."
"You gonna ever visit him again and show him what you've done?"
"You're gonna need to cleanse yourself."
"Our goal isn't to figure out why this demon exists. It's to make contact."
"We can only hope that evidence doesn't come at a great cost."
"Any demons here? Any demons out tonight? Any horny boys?"
"I don't like when you say his name."
"You do what you gotta do, I'll do what I gotta do."
"If you don't believe, there's nothing for you to be afraid of, right?"
"If you want me off this bridge, you're gonna have to kill me!"
"Don't loop me into your shit!"
"I'm not part of his little charade."
"Children will come here and tell tales of me."
"Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna murder you."
"What a load of horse shit."
"All right, idiot. It's your turn."
"Skip the theatrics and just go into it."
"If you want me off, you're gonna have to throw me off."
"You gotta admit, that's an effective technique."
"That's not an effective technique, that's a way to get killed."
"This is so much scarier than hunting fuckin' Sasquatch."
"People usually feel overcome with emotion in here. Like a violent emotion."
"Give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. I'd appreciate that."
"People are greater threats than demons or ghouls."
"You're like one of those car wash blow-y things that's out front just wiggling around."
"That guy's whacked out of his mind."
"What if we just make it seem like we're in on it?"
"We're here for the cult stuff. We saw the ad on craigslist."
"It feels weird to even joke, I'm so fucking scared right now."
"Looks like a witch lair or something."
"Is that how it works? Is there like a hierarchy?"
"I'm just picturing being surrounded by cultists right now and it's freaking me the fuck out."
"Perhaps the moniker the demon is going by."
"Why not pick a name that strikes terror?"
"What's a scary name... Marsolomon? Barthazar? That's a pretty good demon name."
"This is your new favorite thing?"
"Conceivably, spirits could use that to communicate with us."
"You've got yourself a demon. Hands down."
"I'm in on this. It's fun."
"I'll go along with it, it's a fun gimmick."
"They do sell it at Toys R Us... but it's not a toy."
"I'm about to die for the internet."
"I wanted to be as safe as I could. I don't wanna go into this like an idiot."
"Every time I've seen someone do this on YouTube, they go at it like 'whOOOAAAAooAAAA!!!'"
"Jesus Christ, dropped all the decorum, didn't you?"
"I wanted to catch him off guard."
"They'll tell legends about me here. People will come here and talk about math and facts."
"This is your last chance, demon."
"Oh god, I feel like I've gone to the dark side."
"You're not gonna say mean things to it on the way out?"
"Just gloat a little bit. This is a win for you."
"As we snuff these candles, so too do we snuff you from this mortal world. You fuckin' wimp."
"There's a small fraction of my mind that's disappointed we didn't see him."