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[stxrdvstt]

Anyone down to rp on discord?

[stxrdvstt]

Will get to replies tomorrow, sorry got super busy! If anyone wants to move a thread to discord I can try and bust out those replies sooner

[rpfunstuff]

High School Themed Sentence Meme

“Apparently I was the only one that got the email saying to wear your pajamas to school today.”

“Getting really tired of teachers saying whatever they want to me and when I try and defend myself, they send me to in school suspension.”

“I had to come in early to make up the test I missed last week. I’m pretty sure the school would make a fortune if they had a coffee vending machine.”

“I have a near perfect GPA, but that apparently means nothing if my shorts are too short.”

“I studied for this test all week! How did I only get an 8%?”

“I’m not sure if that was sex ed or Sunday school.”

“If you don’t do your share of the work, I’ll take your name off the project and you can take a zero. You’re not getting the grade for doing nothing.”

“My locker is jammed again. I’m ready to find a lockermate and just be done with it.”

“My parents didn’t believe that the homework said to only do the even numbers on the worksheet and wouldn’t let me eat dinner until I did the entire thing.”

“No one told me there was a two hour delay today so I spent half an hour trying to get into the building before a police officer showed up and broke the news.”

“So I found your phone number on another bathroom stall.”

“The teacher caught me with my phone out and took it away. They gave it back at the end of the day and everything but my background was a picture of their face.”

“The vice principal pronounced my name wrong in the morning announcements again.”

“There’s a locker number and combination in the back of my textbook. Are you up for an adventure?”

“Wait I’m sorry, did you say you have a cat in your locker?”

“We don’t have to be friends but we do have to be lab partners.”

“What do you mean you didn’t do the homework last night? I was going to copy off of you before class!”

“When are they going to understand that no one in this school is interested in eating tuna melts every Tuesday?”

“When my locker neighbor slammed their locker shut, my shirt somehow got closed in it and they didn’t notice so there I was with two options: Take my shirt off or wait for help and I really didn’t feel like getting sent home for dress code today.”

“Yes, I absolutely think it’s a terrible idea for you to try to seduce our chemistry teacher.”

[eggsynog]

Feeding time||Romeo&Sam

Romeo moves quietly in to the coffee shop as he tried to not have to communicate with many of the people around him. He wanted his coffee right now and he wasn’t dealing with the people right now. Not that he was cranky without it, he just didn’t actually like people in general. As he made it to the bar top counter and settled on the stool, he hummed as he looked over the staff today. He’d pretty much only dealt with one barista, the others not making it seemingly just right for his taste buds. Seeing Sam finally pop up, his own head in hand slightly since he’d become bored looking at everyone. He’d come to familiarise himself with Sam, simple small talk, anything to just get a little closer. He was moving inches when he was used to moving at miles, but this one he had to be careful. “Vanilla cappuccino?” He asked with a little lift of his brows now, as it was the only thing he ever asked for, and it was almost in a teasing manner as if he’d expected it already made. “Busy, today? Seems quite a bit.”

@stxrdvstt

[eggsynog]

“Mm.. try about a few thousand...” brutally honest, right? The other wanted that earlier — as well as confirmed that he wouldn’t scare away easily. And now, that was going to be tested easily. Though the gasp made his lips quirk just gently now. “Of course.. why wouldn’t it be sensitive?” He teased lowly, letting his lips slide to the crease of his neck instead of just the base. “Too excited isn’t even a thing.”

[stxrdvstt]

Sam lets out a soft chuckle before shaking his head just a bit. “There’s no way you’re a few thousand years old. You’re hair would be grey and your skin would be paper thin.” The younger males jeans start to get a bit tighter and an audible whimper escapes his lips. His heartbeat can be felt against the others lips and he swallows audibly. Starting to get a bit worked up, even with just what the other had done. “Getting too excited might lead to messes.. It wouldn't be fair of me to get that excited without helping you first”

[eggsynog]

Mad||Ryder&Ryan

A brow lifted at the other before shrugging. “I never said I exactly had morals, love. Did you really think I wasn’t going to do it? I think you should be bewildered in yourself with how you portray someone like me.”

@stxrdvstt

[eggsynog-not-safe-blog]

“See, love? You think you could pull that on me but in the end if I had to wrap up, you’d be disappointed in our sex.. why would you torture your own self?” Ryder purred lowly, nipping at the warm skin. “Of course... why wouldn’t I get you needy for this?” He questioned with a grin. But he pulled back, hands pushing up on Ryan’s shirt. “Off. And pants, too.” A brow lifted in an almost warning look before he lifted his own up, discarding it to the floor. He then worked on his pants, undoing the button and pushing at them.

[stxrdvstt]

“I wouldn’t forgive myself if I gave up the chance to feel you spill within me” He lets out a low moan at the nip to his skin and he all but melts beneath him. When he pulls back he looks a bit confused before he nods. “As you wish, my love”. He sits up and pulls off his shirt, letting it fall to the floor before he shimmies a bit to work off his pants. He reveals a tight black pair of skin tight boxer brief that hug him in all the right places. He stops there though, aiming to pick a bit as he lays back and puts his hands behind his head. “Done and done”

[halfaxphantom]

72-: “I don’t want an alpha.”

“But you’re an omega.” Danny protested, suppressing the sudden urge to growl, “You need an alpha.”

[halfaxphantom]

Danny chuckles softly, smiling at Sam as he follows the smaller male inside after ensuring the door was locked, “If that’s how you’d prefer it, okay, you know I find it hard to refuse you.”

[stxrdvstt]

He heads over to the couch and puts the food down onto the coffee table. Before starting to pull everything out. “I think you said thats because im cute or something?” He smiles toothily and stretches a bit. “So go ahead and spill the beans”

[kavtari]

Reblog if you RP using Discord

[stxrdvstt]

Borrowed pleasure|Ryan&Adam

@thecostofloss

It was almost as if time stood still. Refreshing, everything in its place and time to spare. Ryan looks over the livingroom and he sighs in content at his hard work. Four and a half hours, four and a half hours spent on his hands and knees making sure everything was to his brothers incredibly high standards. Truth be told Ryan had been slipping when it came to doing his chores; but today was different. Today he made sure to be up extra early so that everything could be spotless. Not only had he cleaned their entire apartment but he had also made dinner and a chocolate cake from scratch. To say that he was beaming is an understatement. He gives one last look over his hard work and he checks his watch. ‘Shouldn't be long now’ He thinks to himself, knowing his brother would be home any minute. Last minute, ryan decides to slip the cake into the fridge so that it will be nice and cool for them by the end of dinner. He grabs the cake stand and attempts to lift it up. No sooner had he lifted the dessert, it begins to slide off of its stand and he panics. He tries to adjust just a bit so it wont slip off but its far too late. The cake hits the end of the counter and breaks in half. Half of the cake litters the kitchen floor and the other,unfortunately for Ryan ends up in his clean living room. Frosting getting on the carpet and the entire area now a pretty huge mess.  Ryan’s eyes widen and he hurriedly grabs a rag and a dustpan before trying to clean everything up. On the verge of tears he begins picking crumbs and frosting out of the drab white carpet. What else could possibly go wrong?

[prettymxn]

@stxrdvstt​​ liked this post for a starter

Maxwell came home early from basketball practice and flopped down on his older brother’s couch, right next to the older male. Freshly showered Maxwell rested his head ( wet hair and all ) on his brother’s shoulder, “Hey” he smirked, his brown eyes making eye contact with his handsome other he had been pining for, “Want you help your favorite brother out with something?” he questioned.

[stxrdvstt]

It was typical of the other male, so by now luke should have expected it. Barging into his room, laying on him and not to mention soaking wet. The water seeping through his shoulder he hadn’t expected though. Luke sighs and sits the book he had been reading down before trying to gently move his shoulder out from under his head. “Maybe? But you have to dry your hair first. You’re getting it everywhere and I have to know what I’m agreeing to help with” 

[halfaxphantom]

72-: “I don’t want an alpha.”

“But you’re an omega.” Danny protested, suppressing the sudden urge to growl, “You need an alpha.”

[halfaxphantom]

Danny has some faith in Sam’s desire to be with him, but also understands that his secret is large enough and has been kept long enough that it could easily drive a wedge between them. He still smiles at Sam tenderly as they walk.

[stxrdvstt]

He follows alongside him, blissfully ignorant at the moment. He sighs contently and grins when he sees how close they are. “Im practically drooling, I can’t wait to eat”

[halfaxphantom]

“You could have eaten in the restaurant love.” Danny chuckles as he unlocks the door, holding it for Sam, “but we’re home now, and I’d like you to eat before I say anything, okay?”

[stxrdvstt]

Sam steps in past him before kicking off his shoes. “Can’t we talk while we eat? It’s like getting two birds with one stone”

[halfaxphantom]

It probably wasn’t the best news to deliver over dinner, but Danny sighed anyway and nodded, “If that’s what you’d prefer, then yes.”

[stxrdvstt]

He nods a bit. "Food makes everything better you know? Bad news, secrets" he shrugs a bit. "All can be much better with something to eat"

[eggsynog]

Mad||Ryder&Ryan

A brow lifted at the other before shrugging. “I never said I exactly had morals, love. Did you really think I wasn’t going to do it? I think you should be bewildered in yourself with how you portray someone like me.”

@stxrdvstt

[eggsynog-not-safe-blog]

Ryan grinding down on him made him hum out lowly, his own hips pressing up in to the man a bit needingly. His hands were gripped along, almost helping assist those motions, wanting them to keep on, truly. “I’d tell you that you’re lying.. because you like that you’re the only one I fuck raw.. and do you really think you’d be happy in the end if your ass wasn’t filled with my cum?” His lips quirked just a bit, hands sliding to his add before he lifted the other. He carried him to the room, a steady bit slower pace to ensure that he didn’t hurt him. He settled him on the bed, crawling over him easily, lips going to his neck.

[stxrdvstt]

He jeans tighten just slightly, the friction of his grinding starting to get him excited. He lets out a soft moan and he can't help the grin that grows. "You know me too well. I love that I'm the only one that gets to really feel you.. and it just doesn't feel right if you don't cum inside me" he gasps when he's lifted and he holds on before laying back on the bed. When he feels Ryder's lips on his neck his cock twitches and he tries to push upwards, needing a connection that he wasn't quite getting yet. "Fuck.. you get me so needy.."

[eggsynog]

Feeding time||Romeo&Sam

Romeo moves quietly in to the coffee shop as he tried to not have to communicate with many of the people around him. He wanted his coffee right now and he wasn’t dealing with the people right now. Not that he was cranky without it, he just didn’t actually like people in general. As he made it to the bar top counter and settled on the stool, he hummed as he looked over the staff today. He’d pretty much only dealt with one barista, the others not making it seemingly just right for his taste buds. Seeing Sam finally pop up, his own head in hand slightly since he’d become bored looking at everyone. He’d come to familiarise himself with Sam, simple small talk, anything to just get a little closer. He was moving inches when he was used to moving at miles, but this one he had to be careful. “Vanilla cappuccino?” He asked with a little lift of his brows now, as it was the only thing he ever asked for, and it was almost in a teasing manner as if he’d expected it already made. “Busy, today? Seems quite a bit.”

@stxrdvstt

[eggsynog]

“Mm.. try a much higher number, love,” he murmured softly. He had felt Sam tense but he didn’t bring it up, there was no reason too. Clearly he wasn’t uncomfortable and that’s what mattered to him in the moment. “Mm.. trust me. Stick around and you’ll have quite the time,” he murmured, hand sliding down his chest, landing on his hip. Just where the skin had slightly shown. He moved in, actually taking attention to his neck — tensing or not, he let soft lips graze the skin.

[stxrdvstt]

"Are you closer to thirty five?" He shudders under his touch and he looks down as he leans in. He tilts his head to the side to give the elder male easier access and with the light graze if his lips he lets out a soft gasp. "You should know something.. my neck is super sensitive so uh... Sorry if I get a little too excited.."

[stxrdvstt]

“Hey cutie” he smirked softly (For anyone you’d like to pair with TJ)

Luke looks up from where he had been reading and he offers the other male a soft smile. “Hey, you finally made it. I was worried you were standing me up”

[stxrdvstt]

“But I’m not teasing though, that’s just a promise. You’re gonna eat my ass later and then I’m gonna let you fuck me” he keeps walking. “I mean unless you’re too full of cinnamon twists”

[realtjhammond]

“I will never be too full to fuck your cute little ass” he purrs softly

[stxrdvstt]

He can't help but laugh as they come up to his apartment. He unlocks and opens the door. "Yeah you can keep thinking that, remember last time? You were practically a zombie you were so full"

[halfaxphantom]

72-: “I don’t want an alpha.”

“But you’re an omega.” Danny protested, suppressing the sudden urge to growl, “You need an alpha.”

[halfaxphantom]

Danny has some faith in Sam’s desire to be with him, but also understands that his secret is large enough and has been kept long enough that it could easily drive a wedge between them. He still smiles at Sam tenderly as they walk.

[stxrdvstt]

He follows alongside him, blissfully ignorant at the moment. He sighs contently and grins when he sees how close they are. “Im practically drooling, I can’t wait to eat”

[halfaxphantom]

“You could have eaten in the restaurant love.” Danny chuckles as he unlocks the door, holding it for Sam, “but we’re home now, and I’d like you to eat before I say anything, okay?”

[stxrdvstt]

Sam steps in past him before kicking off his shoes. "Can't we talk while we eat? It's like getting two birds with one stone"

[eggsynog]

Mad||Ryder&Ryan

A brow lifted at the other before shrugging. “I never said I exactly had morals, love. Did you really think I wasn’t going to do it? I think you should be bewildered in yourself with how you portray someone like me.”

@stxrdvstt

[eggsynog-not-safe-blog]

“Actually, he was like the third. I was spending time with you — like the first two weeks were Solely just you,” he hummed softly. “Of course you’re the only one. I only raw fuck people that I’m more of a thing with. Besides, I don’t need something happening with these other people without a condom.” Not that Ryder didn’t get tested frequently already, the thought was gross. However his lips quirked, his hands moved to Ryan’s hips, pulling him in to his lap more. His own couldn’t help the slight upwards push in to the other as his hard on was sat on. “Ruin you?” He purred lowly, closing the gap just a little so their lips were just touching. “Consider it done..” Ryder didn’t hesitate either, his lips pressing up in to Ryan’s a small noise coming as his body gave a slight warmth at the feeling.

[stxrdvstt]

Ryan rolls his eyes and laughs. “Two weeks? Wow I fee like a princess, with all that Royal treatment." He start grinding down against him, aiming to tease him for a bit before actually doing anything. "What if I said you're not allowed to fuck me raw again hm? That you never get to fill me?" He smirks as he presses his lips against the others, his arms moving to rest in either side of his head, sitting gently on Ryder's shoulder. He continues grinding, his motion slow but with purpose.

[eggsynog]

Feeding time||Romeo&Sam

Romeo moves quietly in to the coffee shop as he tried to not have to communicate with many of the people around him. He wanted his coffee right now and he wasn’t dealing with the people right now. Not that he was cranky without it, he just didn’t actually like people in general. As he made it to the bar top counter and settled on the stool, he hummed as he looked over the staff today. He’d pretty much only dealt with one barista, the others not making it seemingly just right for his taste buds. Seeing Sam finally pop up, his own head in hand slightly since he’d become bored looking at everyone. He’d come to familiarise himself with Sam, simple small talk, anything to just get a little closer. He was moving inches when he was used to moving at miles, but this one he had to be careful. “Vanilla cappuccino?” He asked with a little lift of his brows now, as it was the only thing he ever asked for, and it was almost in a teasing manner as if he’d expected it already made. “Busy, today? Seems quite a bit.”

@stxrdvstt

[eggsynog]

Actually, Romeo hadn’t planned on that tonight. Friendly conversation and some flirting in just like at the cafe, but Sam had put it blunt. And fuck — the vampire hardly wanted to contain himself. He moved himself now, turning in his spot a bit and a hand lifting to brush along the crease of the male’s neck. “I’m older, obviously,” he murmured lowly, blue eyes focusing on the spot. “I don’t actually have a daily job..” Romeos voice was low, watching the other while his thumb gently grazed where he just wanted to bite. “I’m dangerous..” Romeo let himself move in now, letting lips pressed a kiss over the other’s clothed shoulder. “But I can have fun..”

[stxrdvstt]

Sam lets out a soft sigh when the elder touches him. Honestly having wanted some sort of affection from the other for a while now. "You're older by what? Three or four years? That's not a big deal.."he continues to listen and he shrugs. "As long as you have money to take care of yourself then that doesn't matter". When Romeo leans in he tenses just a bit expecting for him to go straight to kissing his neck. When he doesn't he lets out a deep breath. His neck being rather sensitive, and one of the few spots that really gets him going. “I love a little danger every now and then.. and I’m sure we can have a lot of fun”

[stxrdvstt]

Ryan x Daniel

[stxrdvstt]

When he doesn’t budge he sighs heavily and he shakes his head a bit. “Look You don’t need to help me. I made the mess and I can get it up.” He tries again to avert his attention. “How about I make us something to eat? You can eat and rest and leave it to me.” “Oh and you should get a nice hot shower, that will help you relax.. I bought a new bottle of your body wash and put out fresh towels.”He steps to the side to try and block his view still.

[slxttymuses]

Danny sets a hand on his shoulder, his expression a little harder than it had been, “You’re hiding something kid.” He murmurs, “And you’re going to tell me what it is.” He wasn’t angry, he always did have impeccable control over that, but he’d always expected honestly from Ryan, in return for the same of course.

[stxrdvstt]

When he feels his brothers hand on his shoulder he tenses up and he immediately casts his gaze downward. He tries to think of the right words but he ends up mblint before actually getting anything out. “I’ve been uh… Using your room instead of mine”. He had always attempted to be honest when Danny confronted him so he didn’t think that now would be a good time to start. “I mean you were away and your rooms bigger..”

[slxttymuses]

Danny raised a brow, he had been expecting something far worse with the amount of covering up Ryan was using, sure they had an agreement, but it didn’t sound that bad. “You’ve been using my room?” He probed, wanting more details, “Why? I know it’s the bigger one, but yours isn’t exactly small.”

[stxrdvstt]

“Well yeah.. You have cooler stuff and your beds more comfy to fuck on-” He cuts himself off and he takes a step back. “I-I mean sleep on. Definitely to sleep on.. Plus I’ve been letting friends stay over when they’re too drunk and they’ve used my room.”