The alpha Dani took another deep breath, inhaling the omega’s delicious scent. “I disagree, you should feel how hard you’re making me.” The giant insisted, placing the smaller woman’s hand on her crotch.
The smaller's flush deepened further, though she couldn't help herself examining the size of the crotch her hand was placed on, squeezing lightly. She wasn't unaffected, her own scent sweetening with anticipation.
“I know you want me to take you. Why fight it?” The alpha mused, her big, big, big cock twitching with need against the other Dani’s palm. “Open up my jeans and embrace your true nature.
The omega almost felt compelled, though her fingers shook as she took hold of the zipper, intending only to free the others cock. Her thoughts were scrambled, she really didn't want this but her body screamed otherwise
The alpha Dani took another deep breath, inhaling the omega’s delicious scent. “I disagree, you should feel how hard you’re making me.” The giant insisted, placing the smaller woman’s hand on her crotch.
The smaller's flush deepened further, though she couldn't help herself examining the size of the crotch her hand was placed on, squeezing lightly. She wasn't unaffected, her own scent sweetening with anticipation.
(Dani) White x1, Violet x6, Pink x2, and Teal x1(increased fertility to the point of need)
White- My muse’s breasts fill with milk.
Violet - My muse grows breasts/breasts grow in size.
Pink: For every button push, my muse’s nipples become highly sensitive and turned hard.
Teal- Anything of your choice happens. Please be as detailed as possible so the mun knows what to do.
Dani glanced up through her lashes, preparing herself for the likely result of being bound to this chair. Her breasts swelled, straining her bra almost painfully before the pressure became too great and it snapped and they bounced free. Despite this they were still growing, becoming heavier and filled with thick cream beading on her hard perked nipples.
She was soon grinding on the chair beneath her, seeking relief from the almost painful need to be fucked and filled.
Come to Bun in the Oven Bakery to try our delicious cupcakes with a sweet twist. Each flavor has been infused with transfiguration magic to cause physical transformations to whoever eats them. Feel free to browse our menu and pick you favorite (for yourself or someone else😉)
Vanilla Bean - A classic vanilla cake with vanilla buttercream frosting. ✨This cupcakes results in a classic, full-term, singleton baby. A great choice for first-time customers! ✨
Chocolate Fudge - A rich chocolate cake and fudge buttercream frosting. ✨This cupcake adds in a touch of weight magic, resulting in a very large singleton pregnancy. The belly grows significantly and becomes dense and torpedo-shaped. Very hard to move around for the extent of the pregnancy. Perfect if you want a more intense experience without straying too far from your comfort zone!✨
Red Velvet- A red velvet cake with whipped cream cheese frosting. ✨This cupcake is a bit stronger, resulting in a twin pregnancy that grows rapidly. By the end of your first trimester, it will feel and look like you are in your third trimester. But do not worry, you will still have two more trimesters to go! Perfect for those who enjoy the final stages of pregnancy and are impatient to get there! (Trust we can relate)✨
Lemon Zest - A lemon cake with lemon zest and a tangy lemon buttercream cream on top. Garnished with a candied lemon. ✨This cupcake has an added quickening spell. This results in a rapid pregnancy, growing to full term within an hour with labor quickly following. Because of the speed of the pregnancy, the number of babies cannot be predicted. Perfect for those on a strict time schedule or simply just impatient!✨
Strawberry Shortcake - A vanilla cake filled with a strawberry purée and topped with a light whipped cream frosting. ✨This cupcake gives you temporary weight gain without any pregnancy. Results differ per person, but most common areas are the belly, hips, and thighs. The affected areas will become soft and full while the magic is active. Perfect for those looking for a physical change without any further symptoms!✨
Salted Caramel - A vanilla caked filled with gooey caramel and a salted caramel buttercream. Topped with a caramel drizzle and a sprinkle of flaky salt. ✨This cupcake has an added slowing spell, resulting in a pregnancy that lasts much longer than a standard pregnancy. Time varies for each individual, with a minimum of 12 months and a maximum of 36 months. Like with rapid pregnancy, the time manipulation makes the number of babies unpredictable. Perfect for someone looking to stop and smell the roses!✨
Funfetti - A vanilla caked filled packed with colorful sprinkles and topped with vanilla buttercream and more sprinkles! A vanilla cupcake plus whimsy! ✨This cupcake results in a standard pregnancy with a twist! That twist being triplets! Perfect for someone who is bored of the same old thing and looking to shake it up!✨
Cookies and Cream - A chocolate cake with Oreo buttercream cream and topped with a whole Oreo. ✨This cupcake results in an asymmetrical twin pregnancy where each baby will develop at a different pace. As the developmental differences between the twins grows, there will be visible unevenness in the belly and will make one fairly unstable on their feet. It will also result in two separate childbirths. Perfect for those seeking a truly unique experience!✨
Coconut Cream - A vanilla base with coconut flakes baked in and a fluffy coconut buttercream ✨This cupcake results in a perma-pregnancy. You will immediately enter late stage pregnancy that results in no birth; instead remaining pregnant until the magic wears off (usually 9 months but results can vary) Perfect for those looking to enjoy the process of pregnancy but have no plans for the future! (Been there too)✨
S’mores - A dark chocolate cake on top of a gram cracker base and topped in a toasted marshmallow frosting. ✨This cupcake result in a fantom pregnancy. Your body will fully believe it is pregnant, creating identical symptoms and changes as true pregnancy. However, there will be no baby or labor. Perfect for those wanting to experience pregnancy but not willing to fully commit. ✨
Please come in and enjoy a sweet treat with a little extra! Buy a cupcake for a friend or a loved one. Or buy one for yourself! All are welcome here at Bun in the Oven!
While I by no means came up with the McPreggo concept, I am a very big fan of it, so I wrote up a hypothetical menu for fun! This menu got a surprising amount of attention and I received a bunch of suggestions for future items. So here, I’ve implemented more of them and given the menu another content update! I tried to fit as many ideas as I could, but if I missed yours, send another anon and I’ll work it in next time! Full menu under the cut!
Every item can be ordered individually or in a combo! Numbered combos come with your choice of a side, and a drink! Different sides have different effects, try them all! [Items suggested anonymously have a ~ with a link to their originating ask]
#1 The McPreggo Burger
The original filler-upper! Carry a singleton in minutes with this mouth watering single quarter pound patty cheeseburger, with tomatoes, lettuce, diced onion, pickles, and your choice of sauces!
#2 The Twinner
Twice as filling, twice as heavy, go full term with twins with TWO quarter pound patties, with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, diced onion, pickles, and your choice of sauces!
#3 The Triple Stack
Sensing a pattern? Go big with triplets, with three whole quarter pound patties (That’s 12 oz of meat!) with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, diced onion, pickles, and your choice of sauces! (Warning, Doctor’s note required for purchase)
#4 The Breaded Babymaker
A mouth watering crispy chicken sandwich topped with lettuce and mayo, on a sesame seed bun! 50/50 odds for a singleton or twins!
#5 The Labor-Inducer
Well… not QUITE real labor, but this breaded chicken sandwich packs a spicy kick with pepper sauce, knocks you up with one, and causes regular braxton-hicks for the duration of the food-induced pregnancy! Those those who enjoy a more intense experience!
#6 The Twinner Chicken Dinner
Three breaded and fried chicken strips, worth a trimester each! Each strip takes you up one trimester with twins, with each basket linked to a set of twins, so no fear going overdue by eating more than one serving!
#7 The Fish Filet Sandwich~
A tasty fish filet with light breading, with cheese and tartar sauce! Induces a singleton pregnancy with safe-but-noticeable polyhydramnios, giving extra amniotic fluid!
#8 The Quad Pod
A meal for the truly brave, comes with a double cheeseburger (The Twinner) and three chicken strips (The Twinner Chicken Dinner) to land you full of quadruplets at 40 weeks if fully consumed! (Warning, Doctor’s note required for purchase)
#9 The Family Feast
Not a feast for a family, but a feast to help you MAKE one! A Triple Stack, A Breaded Babywaker, and a Twinner Chicken Dinner, to land you full of 6-7 babies, all at full term! Not for the feint of heart! (Warning, Doctor’s note and signed waiver required for purchase)
The Preggo Pizza (suggested by @mybigbellyluvrz)
A new way to enjoy a McPreggo food induced pregnancy, and a great way to share the experience with friends! Each slice will induce a quantum pregnancy at 20 weeks along, with a second slice bringing it to term. Odd slices add additional babies, and even slices bring them to term. Pairs well with mozzarella sticks with marinara for a nice long Italian-food-centric impregnation session! Toppings give additional effects which increase in strength with more slices eaten! Enjoy a pregnant pizza party, or indulge yourself with high order multiples for one!
Pepperoni - +5% movement per slice
Sausage - +4% weight per slice
Canadian bacon - +4% belly width per slice
Bbq chicken - +10% stretchmark visibility per slice
Pineapple - +15% stronger cravings per slice
Peppers - +5% belly length per slice
Olives - +7.5% amniotic fluid per slice
Mushrooms - 3% lower belly per slice
Extra cheese - +5% thicker thighs, hips, and ass per slice
Breakfast (ALL DAY!)
Hash Brown
Crispy outside, soft potato-y inside. Warm morning goodness! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will make a belly drop as if full term and close to birth!
Ready-To-Pop Tarts~
Our most versatile product, each Ready-To-Pop Tart is named after the quantum baby it induces, and results in a 1-to-1 pregnancy experience as if you were carrying that baby at full term! Each name has its effects listed on the box, such as extra size, carrying low, specific cravings, and so on! Mix and match to carry multiples and craft your perfect pregnancy! Or, try a mystery unlabeled one and see who YOU get pregnant with!
Each location has a unique selection, but here are some of our franchise-wide staples~:
Percy
Carry low and wide with extra baby weight, belly width, and a dropped baby! You’ll want to unbutton pants if you’re wearing them…
Hilda
Enjoy some asymmetry with a pronounced, lopsided torpedo belly! 50/50 odds if she picks left or right, but she’ll stick to it for the whole ordeal!
Adair
Clear your pantry with cravings for sweet and salty flavors, increased taste sensation, and extra movement to enjoy while eating!
Kayla
Stretch your skin to the limit with polyhydramnios, extra baby weight, extra stretchmarks, and extra veins for good measure! Be the waddling definition of “drum tight”!
Sausage Egg Muffin
A toasted english muffin housing a breakfast sausage patty, and a folded scrambled egg! A morning classic! If eaten before other McPreggo products, will delay the onset of those products by 1 hour per breakfast sandwich. Additional sandwiches will increase the duration of the delay. Delay timer begins after full consumption of the breakfast sandwich.
Bacon Egg Griddle
Crispy strips of bacon, folded scrambled egg, between two delicious maple flavored griddles! If eaten before other McPreggo products, will cause effects of those products to onset over time instead of instantly. Each sandwich consumed causes effects to onset over the course of 30 minutes, with additional griddles slowing the onset further. Cannot slow an onset to be longer than the base pregnancy duration.
The Baby Burrito
A breakfast burrito for those who are early-risers, this morning meal has scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, melted cheese, and tater tots, wrapped in a warm flour tortilla. Gives you a singleton at 20 weeks along!
SPECIAL LIMITED TIME ITEMS
These items are only available for small windows of time, and don't interact with our other products due to their unique nature. They’re a big commitment, but provide a very genuine experience. For customers looking for something that takes more dedication than a standard combo meal.
The McCrib~
A special BBQ rib sandwich, only available during the first month of even numbered years. Slow cooked rib meat slathered in BBQ sauce, the McCrib answers the question of “what if humans could properly fully develop in the womb, rather than being born at just 9 months?”. Comparative to most other species, humans give birth very prematurely so that the baby can be safely delivered. McPreggo quantum babies aren’t ever birthed, allowing us to see what life would be like otherwise. Upon consuming a full McCrib, the customer starts on a 21 month pregnancy, spanning 7 trimesters, and allowing the quantum baby to grow to the size and weight of a one year old, with all the challenges and experiences that come with that. A slow burn experience, this pregnancy will include increased weight, size, and strength of the baby inside, finally reaching its apex after almost 2 years of uninterrupted pregnancy. It should be noted that McCrib pregnancies do not stack with each other, so only a singleton may be carried for 21 months. However, other McPreggo products will still function independently, meaning that additional temporary babies may be added, though baby altering effects from items such as the chicken nuggets, will have no effect on the McCrib baby.
The Beastly Burger
An extra large McPreggo burger stacked high with toppings, slathered in a unique “Monster Sauce”, and only sold annually during october. Initiates a 9 month long “anomalous pregnancy”, where the eater becomes pregnant with a mysterious, monstrous entity! Featuring many mouths, eyes, tentacles, and other fun additions that can be felt on the inner walls of the womb! Squirmy and active, it’ll make for a highly engaging and invigorating pregnancy! Will not interact with other McPreggo products, though they can be enjoyed in tandem. (Warning: unusual belly blemishes and strange cravings may occur)
The Festive Feast (Concept By @caitdrawsstuff2)
A unique seasonal item, sold annually during the month of december! A platter of roasted ham, sides of green beans, mashed potatoes, stuffing (with cranberry sauce), a warm roll, and a tall glass of sparkling apple cider (available in a limited time McPreggo branded reusable holiday cup)! Upon completion, initiates a singleton pregnancy which, for the next 12 days, every 24 hours, adds another baby to the consumer’s womb, resulting in full sized DUODECAPLETS by the end. If carrying twelve babies at once wasn’t enough, beginning with the first baby and repeating with each addition, the pregnancy will also incur one of 12 effects. The order of these effects is completely random, meaning only extraordinary lucky patrons will experience the same Festive Feast pregnancy twice.
The possible effects include: +15% extra baby weight, +20% stronger baby activity, +35% brighter stretchmark visibility, +12.5% additional belly length, +12.5% additional belly width, +75% craving and appetite strength, noticeable polyhydramnios, +25% vein visibility, +25% belly skin sensitivity, +12.5% hip width, Popped bellybutton, and 35% darker linea nigra. Effects cannot repeat during a single Festive Feast pregnancy. Will fully stack effects with other McPreggo products, but will continue to progress even after other items wear off. Whole Festive Feasts cannot stack. Festive Feasts are also sold frozen upon request, allowing them to be taken and enjoyed at home! It’s the gift that keeps on giving!
Sides
Fries
Crispy, salty yukon gold fries! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will make a belly lower and longer, resulting in a torpedo belly! Watch where you point that thing! (Small: +5% belly length, Medium: +7.5% belly length, Large: +10% belly length. Belly height will vary. Percentages are approximate.)
Tater Tots
Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will make a belly wider at the sides, resulting in a beach ball belly. Look pregnant from behind too! (Small: +5% belly width, Medium: +7.5% belly width, Large: +10% belly width. Roundness will vary. Percentages are approximate.)
Onion Rings
Ring segments of onion, battered and fried! What’s not to love? If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will make a belly’s skin a little tighter, resulting in more stretchmarks and visible veins! Look at those tiger stripes! (Small: +15% stretchmark visibility, Medium: +25% stretchmark visibility, Large: +35% stretchmark visibility. Percentages are approximate.)
Mozzarella Sticks
Breaded and deep fried sticks of mozzarella cheese! Warm and soft, with a great cheese pull! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will extend the effects of an active food-based pregnancy by 90 minutes per stick eaten! Comes in a 4 piece, 6 piece, or 8 piece!
Fried Pickle Chips
A staple with pregnant people, breaded slices of pickle, salted and fried to perfection. If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase the strength of pregnancy cravings when consumed! (Small: +20% craving strength, Medium: +40% craving strength, Large: +60% craving strength. Percentages are approximate.)
Chicken Nuggets~
A staple, back and heavier than ever! A 6 piece nugget with your choice of dipping sauce! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase the weight of babies by 2% per nugget! Careful! That adds up faster than you’d expect!
Spicy Chicken Nuggets
Made with a breading that brings the heat, rile up your cargo with this delicious side! A 6 piece spicy nugget comes with your choice of dipping sauce! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase the activity and energy of quantum babies by 4% per nugget!
Curly Fries~
Perfect for the pregnant patron who wants to show off! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will Increase the interactivity and responsiveness of the quantum babies to external pressure. A small grants a moderate increase, medium a considerable amount, and large an intense increase! Perfect for filming baby kicking videos or entertaining a handsy partner!
Chili Cheese Fries~
Enjoy a platter of chili covered fries, topped with melted cheese! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will induce light bloating and gassiness, which may cause increased burping.
Sweet Potato Fries~
Bright orange and delightfully sweet! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause the consumer to become sleepy and potentially nap prone, perfect for winding down after a long day of pregnancy. A small helps the consumer relax, a medium makes them nap prone, and a large will make them very sleepy! (Do not operate a motor vehicle while or shortly after consuming)
Side Salad (Suggested by @zaloog81)
A classic salad that gives you a healthy boost! A small salad that goes with any of our fine salad dressings (see dips, dressings, and sauces). If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase energy and lower fatigue of the eater by a noticeable amount! Combo with your favorite dressing to specialize for your next activity!
Hand Mixed Sodas!
Our Hand Mixed Sodas are made with a carbonated base, and are customizable with shots of flavor, each with their own effects! Combine your favorites for a delightful, refreshing augmentation to your pregnancy experience!
Cherry
A summertime classic with all the Red No. 40 you know and love! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will darken the visible linea nigra line on the belly by 20% per shot of flavoring!
Mango
Tangy, tropical, and uniquely sweet! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause stretchmarks to spread of places other than the belly, traveling across the hips, thighs, and arms too! More shots means more coverage!
Grape
The classic artificial cough syrup variety you grew up with, now with a twist! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase blood flow to belly skin, giving it extra visible “blush”. Increases belly blush by 25% per shot.
Orange
Unique and refreshing, goes with most other tropical fruits! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause the belly to glow with a safe, heatless light from within! Starts with a soft glow and grows brighter with more shots, though will never go above that of a laval lamp. Use Pineapple, Peach, and Blue Raspberry shots to color the glow!
Pineapple
Includes that tingling sensation from the pineapple enzymes eating you back! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will tint any glow effects from the orange syrup a bright yellow color! 3 shots reaches full color saturation.
Peach
Ripe and juicy, tastes like it’s straight form Georgia! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will tint any glow effects from the orange syrup a vibrant red color! 3 shots reaches full color saturation.
Blue Raspberry
Why is it blue? Who cares? Still tastes great! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will tint any glow effects from the orange syrup a cool blue color! 3 shots reaches full color saturation.
Lemonade
Tart opener with a sweet finish, and pairs with pretty much every other option! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase belly skin sensitivity to touch by 20% per shot.
Lemon/Lime~
Citrusy and a little sour! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will simulate the sensation of hiccups from your quantum babies with increasing strength per shot.
Dips, Dressings, and Sauces!
Caesar Salad Dressing
A mix of dijon mustard, lemon juice, and worcestershire sauce perfect for anyone craving a classic caesar salad! If drizzled over a McPreggo side salad and eaten, will increase nesting drive by 40% for the duration of the McPreggo pregnancy. The energy given by the salad will be put toward this nesting instinct.
Tangy Vinaigrette
An old favorite with a bite, this vinaigrette goes great on our side salad! If drizzled over a McPreggo side salad and eaten, will increase joint flexibility and ease of movement by a noticeable amount. Make your maternity yoga class a breeze with our lovely dressing!
Thousand Island Dressing
An american classic, thousand island is a great topper to our side salad. If drizzled over a McPreggo side salad and eaten, will increase sense of smell and taste substantially, making your craving foods taste even better!
Ranch Dressing
Classic thick, creamy ranch, good for nuggets and salads alike! When combined with any McPreggo food, will increase the visibility of veins on the belly by 60%!
Marinara Sauce
Take the routine out of your usual McPreggo order with out tomato-y marinara sauce! When eaten with our mozzarella sticks, will increase the duration of the pregnancy by a random amount, varying from 10-40%!
BBQ sauce
Tangy and a little sweet, our BBQ sauce can’t be beat! If pregnant with a McPreggo product and fully aware of this sauce’s effects before eating, will induce a slightly hazy, forgetful “pregnancy brain” sensation for the duration of the food pregnancy!
Fry sauce
A thick fry sauce for an even thicker patron! Enjoy this northwestern classic and round out a little! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause thighs and buttocks to grow visibly thicker, with increasing effects the more is eaten.
Ketchup
We don’t need to pitch ketchup to you. It’s ketchup. You know you like it. If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will shift the distribution of babies within the womb to make it visibly lopsided. Will never push babies into an unsafe or painful position for either party.
Mustard~
Classic yellow mustard with a tummy-altering twist! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will shift the distribution of babies within the womb to make it visibly oblong, causing a tummy that’s considerably wider than it is “tall”. Will never push babies into an unsafe or painful position for either party.
Hot Mustard (Concept By @wannabemumma)
A familiar favorite with heat that sneaks up on you! If eaten with a McPreggo Product, will hasten the onset of the effect of that food item, reducing the growth or change duration by about 90%! (Takes the usual 45 second duration down to just under 5!) Really put the rapid back in rapid pregnancy!
Honey Mustard (Concept By @wannabemumma)
A sweeter version of an old favorite! If eaten with a McPreggo product, will cause the effects to onset more slowly, over approximately 5 minutes. Stacks additively with other onset-lengthening effects
Smoothies and Frozen Drinks
Tropical Mist Smoothie
Featuring peach, guava, and passionfruit, this tropical smoothie makes you feel like you just spent an afternoon on the beach! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will give the drinker the visual effects of healthy sun exposure, with no UV ray-based downsides! Enjoy a subtle tan and occasional freckles! Visual effects will be most strongly concentrated on the midriff.
Strawberry Smoothie
Elegant in its simplicity, the Strawberry Smoothie tastes exactly how it says on the tin! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will soften the skin by a noticeable degree, lasting until the end of the quantum pregnancy. Effect will be most noticeable on the midriff.
Pineapple Mango Smoothie
A tangy and refreshing combo, complete with the enzymes that eat you back! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause tightening of the womb and ab muscles. Not enough to feel like a contraction to the drinker, but will “pull in” and tighten the belly, as well as make it considerably more firm to the touch. A great middle ground between being in the third trimester, and experiencing braxton hicks.
Acai Blueberry Smoothie
Both tasty and health conscious! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will shift the womb up, allowing the drinker to carry higher. May cause mild chest tightness from the internal shifting, but will never reach a level that is alarmingly uncomfortable or dangerous.
Kale Smoothie
Get your daily greens in smoothie form! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause cravings for veggies, legumes, grains, and other foliage. Is a great start to one of our salads!
Mixed Berry Smoothie
Enjoy a mix of strawberry, blueberry, raspberry, AND blackberry, all in one vitamin C packed cup! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause cravings for fruit of all varieties.
Dragonfruit Smoothie
A mix of dragonfruit with some supporting orange and mango, this pink drink is makes a fantastic pairing with any of our entrees. If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause cravings for proteins, animal or plant based, meaning vegetarians can enjoy its effects too!
Carmel Frappe Decaf
A sweet carmel opening with a bitter coffee finish, without any caffeine for safe pregnant consumption! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause cravings for sweets, with particular preference for baked goods and ice creams! A fantastic combo drink if you plan to stay for dessert.
Desserts
Chocolate Chip Cookie~
A classic treat with a cute twist! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cycle through belly button types, with each cookie going to the next one in the cycle. Starts with an innie, then pops into an outie, then flattens out as though your navel was too stretched to even pop! If stretched, the next cookie reverts you back to an innie!
Ice Cream Sundae
Comes in hot fudge or carmel! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will lower the visibility of blemishes like stretchmarks or visible veins, resulting in a smoother, softer skinned tummy!
Ice Cream Sandwich
A classic straight from the ice cream truck! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will relieve back pain and contractions brought on by late-stage food-based pregnancy!
McBlendie
Cool, creamy soft serve blended with your choice of twix or reeses peanut butter cups! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will reset all other side and desert item effects. Will not hasten a McPreggo food pregnancy!
Milkshakes!~
Cookies and Crème
A thick and creamy milkshake that’s loaded with blended chocolate cookie bits! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase milk production and potentially even breast size! (Small: +100% milk production, Medium: +175% milk production, Large: +250% milk production. Percentages are approximate, breast size increase will vary)
Apple Pie Delight
A whole slice of apple pie dumped right into our vanilla milkshake mix and blended until thick! It still counts as A La Mode, right? If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase sex drive in those who drink it and are fully aware of its effects before consuming. (Small: +75% libido, Medium: +125% libido, Large: +175% libido. Percentages are approximate and based on starting sex drive. Does not function without awareness)
Maternal Marionberry
Oregon marionberries, in a milkshake, served so thick you probably need a spoon. Need we say more? If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will widen and soften hips, and give you that pregnancy glow! (Small: +5% hip width, Medium: +7.5% hip width, Large: +10% hip width. Percentages are approximate)
Marshmallow Plush
A McPreggo specialty, a delightful blend of marshmallow cream with cool vanilla makes for a surprisingly heavy drink! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, soften the exterior of a pregnant belly, making you plush and plump! (Small: +15% belly fat, Medium: +25% belly fat, Large: +35% belly fat. Percentages are approximate)
At McPreggo, we strive to create a genuinely enjoyable dining experience, with a special twist! Our food has the unique, distinct, and trademarked ability to create a simulated pregnancy in anyone who eats it! Combine any number of pregnancy-inducing entrees with pregnancy affecting sides and desserts, and you can custom tailor your McPreggo experience to exactly your desires! Experience anything from a singleton to a septuplet pregnancy with our professionally prepared meals, and shape your belly and pregnancy experience however you wish. As a subsidiary of Quantum Yum LLC, we guarantee our food and quantem-multiversal pregnancies are safe, ethically sourced, and best of all, enjoyable!
Please note that pregnancies from our food will never result in labor and will revert after 6 hours. However, a pregnancy is still a pregnancy, so expect back pain, swelling, internal movement, and cravings, among other side effects, from our meals. We hope you enjoy your food and have a fun and safe time trying out pregnancy! Sincerely, the R&D team at Quantum Yum LLC.
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Oh… you’re still reading? You must be here for the secret menu then…
I won’t be coy or keep you waiting, you’ve been patient enough. ;)
The McPreggo Secret Menu
Overdue Strip Basket
A logical extension of an existing menu item, enjoy a 4 or 5 piece chicken basket with your choice of sauce! When ordered off of the secret menu, the twins continue to grow at a rate of 1 trimester per strip, meaning a basket will land you with twins in their 4th or 5th trimester based on the size you ordered. Enjoy carrying twins at multiple months overdue!
The Octomom ~
Simple but effective, an 8 patty burger (that’s 2 lbs of meat) with all the usual fixings. A slog to eat, a joy to carry. Nadya Suleman walked so we could waddle.
Carnivore’s Craving (Suggested by @wannabemumma)
Every meat on the lunch menu, on one gargantuan sandwich, granting one gargantuan pregnancy! Comes topped with fry sauce drizzle (yes, the stuff that makes your thighs and ass thicker), and an optional free small Marshmallow plush shake!
The sandwich in question includes: 1 beef patty, 1 chicken patty, 1 fish patty, 2 chicken strips, 2 chicken nuggets, and 2 spicy nuggets. This, when fully consumed, grants the consumer either full term triplets or quadruplets (50/50 odds), second trimester twins, with all babies 4% heavier and 8% more active, with polyhydramnios to top it off. Meatlovers, eat your heart out!
Maternal Masochist
For customers who want to push their pregnancy toward a more intense route, enjoy a Labor Inducer with spicy nuggets and ketchup, to get pregnant with one, enjoy strong braxton hicks contractions with an active baby, who’s also lopsided in your belly. About as uncomfortable as it gets, add additional quantum babies at your own risk.
“Has Pregnancy Increased Your Sex Drive?”
Includes a Baby Burrito, side salad with vinaigrette, triple-shot lemonade soda, and large apple pie delight! Get just pregnant enough to reap the effects. The side salad gives energy while the vinaigrette gives flexibility, the lemonade soda makes belly more sensitive, and the apple pie delight ramps up sex drive. Pair with other entrees for more belly, or mozz sticks for more longevity.
The Bottomless Belly
Includes a McPreggo single burger with a large side of fried pickle chips, with thousand island dressing for dipping. Pushes cravings into overdrive, making anything taste good. Go home and polish off every leftover in the house. Enjoy the food coma!
Model Mommy
Enjoy a Triple stack, with onion rings on the burger, cherry mango grape soda, and tater tots and ranch dressing on the side! All of the possible markings, stretch marks spread everywhere, veins, blush, linea nigra, and an extra wide triplet belly to display it all on! The ideal tummy for a pre-pregnancy try on challenge!
Gravid Gambler
Chicken nuggets, slathered in bbq sauce, with 2 Breaded babymaker patties as buns, with a side of mozz sticks, and marinara sauce! Roll the dice on twins to quads, add random extra duration, and throw in extra weight and some forgetfulness to keep it interesting!
Extra Thicc!
Enjoy a Twinner, 2 large tots with fry sauce, and an exclusive Marionberry Marshmallow Milkshake! Go for twins, go wide with the belly, then enjoy wide hips, soft ass, thick thighs, and squishy tummy. Be the pregnant cuddle buddy your friends deserve!
Sisters From Different Misters Sandwich~
Like the Land, Sea, and Air from an unnamed competitor, but with a pregnant twist! Enjoy a double burger, a chicken sandwich patty, and a fish filet all the same sandwich. End up with, 4-5 babies, with a garnish of polyhydramnios to boot!
My muse is strapped to a chair and your muse can press any button of their choice. They can press it however many times they want, but with ever push, my muse grows hornier.
Red- My muse becomes a dog or cat hybrid (mun’s) choice.
Magenta - My muse becomes an animal hybrid (not cat or dog, also muns choice)
Blue- My muse’s stomach swells with water.
Yellow- My muse’s hips, thighs, and butt gets bigger.
White- My muse’s breasts fill with milk.
Violet - My muse grows breasts/breasts grow in size.
Purple- My muse’s dick grows.
Orange- My muse’s dick shrinks.
Green- My muse’s muscles grow.
Black- My muse’s muscles shrink.
Silver- For every button push, my muse is fed food that will fatten them.
Gold- My muse’s stomach will be filled with cum.
Bronze- For every button push, my muse will become pregnant.
Platinum - For every button push, my muse will become pregnant with an egg.
Teal- Anything of your choice happens. Please be as detailed as possible so the mun knows what to do. (Like making them into a cum slut bimbo?)
Pink: For every button push, my muse’s nipples become highly sensitive and turned hard.
The presses of the Bronze Button finish after 8 pushes, only for the White Button to be pushed thrice. Need lots of milk for the babies~
White- My muse’s breasts fill with milk.
Dani barely catches her breath, feet and hands from the litter forcing the air from her lungs and squeezing her stomach.
Her breasts had barely been touched by the growth her belly, but now they swelled a number of cup sizes, snapping her bra and coming to rest on her swollen stomach, beads of cream on her hardened nipples.
Dani is getting the Bronze Button pushed on her. And she's getting it pushed a lot.
Bronze- For every button push, my muse will become pregnant.
Dani squirms in the chair, trying to wriggle free from the straps. Her efforts were in vain as the effects take hold, her belly swelling slowly at first and then faster as her litter is increased with each push, the additions racing to catch up to the first.
Her womb is soon full to bursting, limbs pressing against the tight stretch-marked skin of her belly now burst free of her shirt.
My muse is strapped to a chair and your muse can press any button of their choice. They can press it however many times they want, but with ever push, my muse grows hornier.
Red- My muse becomes a dog or cat hybrid (mun’s) choice.
Magenta - My muse becomes an animal hybrid (not cat or dog, also muns choice)
Blue- My muse’s stomach swells with water.
Yellow- My muse’s hips, thighs, and butt gets bigger.
White- My muse’s breasts fill with milk.
Violet - My muse grows breasts/breasts grow in size.
Purple- My muse’s dick grows.
Orange- My muse’s dick shrinks.
Green- My muse’s muscles grow.
Black- My muse’s muscles shrink.
Silver- For every button push, my muse is fed food that will fatten them.
Gold- My muse’s stomach will be filled with cum.
Bronze- For every button push, my muse will become pregnant.
Platinum - For every button push, my muse will become pregnant with an egg.
Teal- Anything of your choice happens. Please be as detailed as possible so the mun knows what to do. (Like making them into a cum slut bimbo?)
Pink: For every button push, my muse’s nipples become highly sensitive and turned hard.
