StygianSauce

She/They, 23, Twisters enjoyer, Rancher Enthusiast-- use full tone indicators please

[stygiansauce]

Hello I am Sauce! I like Ranchers and yap too much and love my wife Fistfighting my soulmate at the Krispy Kreme.

This is my mainblog, I have an educational side blog @sauceteaches where I make lessons on writing/grammar.

My AO3 for all my published fics :)

☆ My AO3 works are locked to protect them from AI scraping. You will need an account to access them, sorry for any inconviences this may cause.

☆ I am an adult and reserve the right to act as such. Sometimes this blog will include suggestive or adult content. You have been warned ⚠️

🎕 Who is Sauce talking about? Post for context on who people I talk about are...

🎕 Playlist Master post

🎕 Margin of Error (Masterpost) -> #margin of error

 → updates  → asks → Floorplans -> Fanart!!!!

🎕 Out of Style (The band au) (COMING SOON) -> #au: out of style

🎕 Dealing Dispair (Ranchers Wild West Au) -> #au: dealing despair

🎕Twisters au (I love twisters so much I have unironically watched it almost 70 times this year) -> Slipstream

🎕Peacefield (masterpost) -> #au: peacefield

🎕 Cross our sticks and Hope to die (The hockey au) #Au: hockey Ranchers -> has been changed to #au: sticks -> The OG post -> Fic: Unsportsmanlike Conduct

sports au summer (I reblog as much as I can about sports au summer, feel free to look through the tag to find new authors/artisits that are joining in on the fun!)

(Sports Au summer and Ranchers Renaissance banners free to use)

[stygiansauce]

hi i have another random thought of the day. do you think moe!babytango made flower crowns for the cows on his family's ranch

Haii mars!!

Baby MoE!Tango wore his little cowboy hat and tiny cowboy boots and got into many a place he should not have been, but he was smart enough (or scared enough) not to go near the cattle. And most certainly not the bison. Thats asking to get hurt honestly. Cows can be real gentle creatures but with so many babies around, mama cow can get scary.

He wasnt so much interested in the bovine anyways. He loved the horses. Begged to ride them the second he was put on one. Wants to pet them and say hi to them. Knows all the horses names but not all the ranchers. He was certainly a cutie.

GRAH i love him. He exists in my heart so bad, you guys are gonna love when he hits the page.

[asexual-pancakes]

A lil tango animation I made for class :DD

[four-crows-in-a-trenchcoat]

Well... I've moved all my fics with that person into a separate series on AO3. Thought it over - thought about deleting them - despite how much of a wankstain the subject apparently turned out to be as a person, I am still proud of the fics as pieces of art.

Might change my mind. But for now. They remain.

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[oy84]

not a rq or anything but i just gotta say that i feel like i stumbled upon a holy grail of art over here, your rendering and anatomy skills are INSANE!!!! ALL THE ART IS AMAZING IM SO INSPIRED!!! the way you shade bodies and draw folds is genuinely so fucking good. saw the art and felt like the jack black opening a book gif. peak

aack thank you blink blink some scott wip for you : )c

from ml @four-crows-in-a-trenchcoat's icy skaty au Soldatova rule < 3

&some other treaties for you tf!scott/cam/pyro

unicorn!scott (crossection warning)

[aris-has-a-paracosm]

[dogpuppy]

[stygiansauce]

Hi Sauce!!! It's been a while…..life has been super hectic for me the last like 6ish months and I sort of lost the obsession with HC/Life Series for a while there. But I think I'm back now! And I’m about to get a lot more free time so I’m very excited to come back into this fandom properly :) 

How’re you doing? I’ve had fun scrolling through your posts in the last few days (even though it seems like your life has been even more hectic than mine *hugs*) I reread Unsportsmanlike Conduct recently and it really is one of the best Ranchers fics I’ve ever read. Even though it’s (semi)short-n-sweet, it’s sooooo well written and their tension is insane!! You’re an amazing writer and I can’t wait for you to post more stuff (no pressure though, take all the time you need <3) I also still think you’re very cool and being moots with you makes me very happy :)

Hi Grem!!!!

Welcome back!!!! I saw you drift off to other fandom and I was so happy to have moot that brought new things to my TL.

I've been okay! I'm sorry life has bitten you too :( that's never any fun. I'm holding you in my hands ponyo style.

Thank you, also. I still can't grasp people liking my silly haha fic. I'm working so hard on multiple projects right now, I cannot wait to post them!!! Until then, I finally caught my first hockey game of the season and it just so happens to be the beginning of the end, sigh. This means I'm squinting at Sports au Summer and spinning some thoughts around. Have a snippy Grem, for coming back to say hi. I missed you!!

[stygiansauce]

I've just had an idea

[stygiansauce]

Idea had. Idea in the doc.

[stygiansauce]

I've just had an idea

[dogpuppy]

[stygiansauce]

hello beloved, sticks FRPF edit set to Von Dutch by Charlie XCX:

It's okay to just admit that you're jealous of me [tango smirking and looking hot. jimmy frowning, looking annoyed] Yeah, I heard you talk about me, that's the word on the street [tango by his truck, laughing at a reporter and looking smug] You're obsessin', just confess it, put your hands up [more jimmy scowling, looking focused] It's obvious, I'm your number one /

It's alright to just admit that I'm the fantasy / You're obsessin', just confess it 'cause it's obvious [clips of tango looking dilfy as hell, lifting heavy things, shoving people around on the ice]

I'm your number one, I'm your number one /I'm your number one, yeah, [jimmys tweets about tango stacking over each other and covering tangos face] I'm just livin' that life [jimmy dropping his gloves. on the beat, jimmy punches tango in the face]

Von Dutch, cult classic but I still pop [on the beat, jimmys back smacking into the ice as they fight] / I get money, you get mad because the bank shut [tango with a medal/trophy] Yeah, I know your little secret, put your hands up / [jimmy trying to punch tango while he's on top of him] It's so obvious, I'm your number one, [tango smiling, blood on his face, probably from a different game] life [jimmy shoving grian out of the way take that first hit]

Von Dutch, cult classic in your eardrums [impressive tango skating] / Why you lyin'? You won't fuck unless he's famous [quick photos of jimmy and scott, clearly taken from someone's instagram] / Do that little dance, without it, you'd be nameless [jimmy falling on the ice, taken out of context from a goofy BTS video]

It's so obvious, I'm your number one / I'm your number one, I'm your number one [fade out on a looping 2 second clip of jimmy and tango talking after the fight, looking like a normal conversation]

and then the caption is smt like "this loser needs to stop talking about tek KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH"

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL BIDOOF!!! I HAVE ZERO WORDS! NO WORDS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

I do have some tweets though...

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I wish everything was quieter and softer and less often. 

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

basically if you’re a man one of the most classic things you can do is come in your pants

[turkeyrams]

[comm] hungry hermits ranchers :D + happy pride month!!