Chalamet

[suspend]

Had to share this @WeHeartIt

[kissedbythevoid]

[respectfulmemes]

[stelar-nova]

Hufflepuff, explaining why Gryffindor should drink more water: Water is great! Want clear skin? Drink water! Want to lose weight? Drink water!

Slytherin, from the other room: Sick of people telling you what to do? Drown them!

[stelar-nova]

Sorting hat quizzes be like:

How do you brush your teeth?

a) Bravely

b) While making a sandwich

c) while reading a book

d) I’m a snake

[awazingphil]

rooms full of Harrys

[fourdrinkamy]

reading an academic article moodboard

[tekweela]

Fucking hell.

[itsplaidshirtdays]

me listening to lover (2019)

[youlovetoseeit]

i am normal cashier

[sweetestesthome]

[nightskyblufaith]

And from the official acc as well...lmao

[spentthedayinbed]

Bandersnatch: frosties or sugar puffs

me: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Bandersnatch: chop up the body or bury it

me: chop it

[keybladesoras]

Tom Holland and Tom Hanks perform an acting exercise.

[kyledumb]

have people in horror movies never seen a horror movie

[faramir-boromir]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

wait

hogwarts was established in the 10th century

but sinks were not invented until the 18th century

so how did salazar slytherin mark the chamber of secrets with a form of indoor plumbing which would not be invented for another 800 years 

?????

[ireallylikenpr]

*looks for historical inconsistencies in a book about wizards*